Being pilled on America is embarrassing to me. Its like being in ROTC and theater at the same time.

Unfortunate if this is maga shit bc i would actually like to see morris day and the commodores.

I continue to be baffled that everyone writing about "the economy" refuses to acknowledge that credit card debt has never been higher and skyrocketed since 2022. So much of "people are spending more than ever" is people going into DEBT to pay the higher prices for everything from rent to recreation

Oh man, can we talk about this? Bc I’m constantly searching for like, a new job opportunity or home to rent and now, more than ever, is it obvious to me that all thats holding up our society is gambling and scams.

In spite of everything, we still persist. Namaste! 🫶🏾

I was trying to think of the most iconic millennial movie and honestly its a toss up between Lord of the rings and 2 girls 1 cup

Grifting is legal and encouraged for the most part I just wish I had the angle/time/energy to grift people who actually deserve it. I would love to have dirt on a local politician or something.

It’s 2032. You retire to your home-hole after a hard day at the dirt mines and treat yourself to a $50 shot of Poland Spring Cool Mountain Air. You hold it in as long as you can until your face goes red and the facial recognition software watching through your laptop flags you for a missile strike.

Anyone ever meet someone who peaked in high school? Like won a football state championship and thats their whole loser personality for the rest of their lives. This is the post version of that.

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As a trans person I think it was pretty fucking evil that "my rights, or Palestinian lives" was forced on us as a decision we had to make.

We would be the funniest country if we weren’t also a brutal reigning hegemony.

Suddenly, and for no reason, remembering that footage of DNC goers from summer literally plugging their ears so they don’t have to hear the names of children they helped murder or in at least one case actively laugh a d revel in the bloodshed they’re responsible for.

What is Mayor Mamdani’s plan if the Knicks win the finals bc those msg interviews with rabid knicks fans are concerning.

tears in my god damn eyes

Whats the world record for most assassination attempts on a single mf?

theyre calling it the light house bc it's where everyone goes to light shit up now

WHAT ? - dashare.zone ADMIN

The thing that immediately came to mind seeing this was “it would be funny if Jeopardy did a pornography category”.

Too easy

whats fake is the idea that an evil superman would k*ll elon musk for us and its gay that a middle aged man cares about something called “The Boys”.

If obama had done this it would’ve been cool bc despite what i feel about him now when i was 19 going to an HBCU and voting in my first election i was hyped up on that shit BECAUSE i thought he was gonna dunk on his critics who were largely just racists.

“Its just pure resentment” like your entire life and career?

Hes the mayor. Hes kinda entitled to do a little petty crime/small time dick waving by pulling strings to get court side and the fact that he paid scalpers prices for not that good seats proves hes a man of the people.

Colbert is one of those people who somehow slipped thru the woke cracks and got away with saying all kinds of F and R slurs on this show which makes his present day gig of white performative late night woke mouthpiece AND strangers with candy really funny to me.

This is a glib way of saying “he put out a bunch of bullshit nobody asked for”

The Ebola outbreak in Africa was announced last week, then quickly declared an emergency. It's likely that cuts in U.S. aid contributed to a delay in identifying the outbreak. n.pr/49HMsTu

FUCK ICE NOW AND FOREVER

what if hell is real, eternal damnation too, but the devil looks like this

Theres no wrong late show to cancel. Cancel them all.

About to lowkirkenuinely mcfreakin lose it.

I saw this on Facebook (there was no creator credit) so now you have to as well. It hurtsses us.

Loss is the meme equivalent of signaling in prime numbers to denote intelligence.

Even if I felt like doing work today, people keep coming in my office and locking me into 20+ minute conversations that i keep going out of instinctual/reflexive politeness so I’m not gonna feel bad about doomscrolling today.

I still don’t “get” mr. beast or the entire concept of live streaming if it isn’t attached to someone displaying like, a talent or playing a game. I refuse to understand it actually.

Lmao. Good.

Man, i thought id be over it by now but nah. Im still Actually Pissed that I have to suffer an honest life while the heads of the federal government concocted a racket where it sues and negotiated for itself a deal to steal 2 billion as directly from our pockets as it can.

I have been very vocal in non specific ways about my non specific feelings towards various “political” “assassinations”. Can I please have a million bucks?

This album owns so hard. Probably my favorite Prince record of all time.

the thing of "trans people just pushed too hard on the sports stuff" is so ahistorical that it makes me mad, when did you hear about trans sports before 2020 outside of the occasinoal human interest story on it

Skills like graphic design, editing, human collaboration to prevent shit work from being made public.

I’m not saying this is the defining moment of the man or anything, and he probably deserves more respect than most of our aged lawmakers, I’m just wondering how long before trump makes a viral and insane post about his nipples or something.

Nothing could prepare me for how funny this is.

You’re laughing but I’ve been prepared for a Reddit government run by Reddit morons for years now.

Oh cool, since im definitely a victim of the American system that seeks to weaponize threats of poverty to keep me in a loop of wage slavery