Anyone ever meet someone who peaked in high school? Like won a football state championship and thats their whole loser personality for the rest of their lives. This is the post version of that.

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As a trans person I think it was pretty fucking evil that "my rights, or Palestinian lives" was forced on us as a decision we had to make.

We would be the funniest country if we weren’t also a brutal reigning hegemony.

Suddenly, and for no reason, remembering that footage of DNC goers from summer literally plugging their ears so they don’t have to hear the names of children they helped murder or in at least one case actively laugh a d revel in the bloodshed they’re responsible for.

What is Mayor Mamdani’s plan if the Knicks win the finals bc those msg interviews with rabid knicks fans are concerning.

tears in my god damn eyes

Whats the world record for most assassination attempts on a single mf?

theyre calling it the light house bc it's where everyone goes to light shit up now

WHAT ? - dashare.zone ADMIN

The thing that immediately came to mind seeing this was “it would be funny if Jeopardy did a pornography category”.

Too easy

whats fake is the idea that an evil superman would k*ll elon musk for us and its gay that a middle aged man cares about something called “The Boys”.

If obama had done this it would’ve been cool bc despite what i feel about him now when i was 19 going to an HBCU and voting in my first election i was hyped up on that shit BECAUSE i thought he was gonna dunk on his critics who were largely just racists.

“Its just pure resentment” like your entire life and career?

Hes the mayor. Hes kinda entitled to do a little petty crime/small time dick waving by pulling strings to get court side and the fact that he paid scalpers prices for not that good seats proves hes a man of the people.

Colbert is one of those people who somehow slipped thru the woke cracks and got away with saying all kinds of F and R slurs on this show which makes his present day gig of white performative late night woke mouthpiece AND strangers with candy really funny to me.

This is a glib way of saying “he put out a bunch of bullshit nobody asked for”

The Ebola outbreak in Africa was announced last week, then quickly declared an emergency. It's likely that cuts in U.S. aid contributed to a delay in identifying the outbreak. n.pr/49HMsTu

FUCK ICE NOW AND FOREVER

what if hell is real, eternal damnation too, but the devil looks like this

Theres no wrong late show to cancel. Cancel them all.

About to lowkirkenuinely mcfreakin lose it.

I saw this on Facebook (there was no creator credit) so now you have to as well. It hurtsses us.

Loss is the meme equivalent of signaling in prime numbers to denote intelligence.

Even if I felt like doing work today, people keep coming in my office and locking me into 20+ minute conversations that i keep going out of instinctual/reflexive politeness so I’m not gonna feel bad about doomscrolling today.

I still don’t “get” mr. beast or the entire concept of live streaming if it isn’t attached to someone displaying like, a talent or playing a game. I refuse to understand it actually.

Lmao. Good.

Man, i thought id be over it by now but nah. Im still Actually Pissed that I have to suffer an honest life while the heads of the federal government concocted a racket where it sues and negotiated for itself a deal to steal 2 billion as directly from our pockets as it can.

I have been very vocal in non specific ways about my non specific feelings towards various “political” “assassinations”. Can I please have a million bucks?

This album owns so hard. Probably my favorite Prince record of all time.

the thing of "trans people just pushed too hard on the sports stuff" is so ahistorical that it makes me mad, when did you hear about trans sports before 2020 outside of the occasinoal human interest story on it

Skills like graphic design, editing, human collaboration to prevent shit work from being made public.

I’m not saying this is the defining moment of the man or anything, and he probably deserves more respect than most of our aged lawmakers, I’m just wondering how long before trump makes a viral and insane post about his nipples or something.

Nothing could prepare me for how funny this is.

You’re laughing but I’ve been prepared for a Reddit government run by Reddit morons for years now.

Oh cool, since im definitely a victim of the American system that seeks to weaponize threats of poverty to keep me in a loop of wage slavery

The knowledge that they and their ideology and work done at the explicit cost of your life and livelihood is precisely why the billionaire sicko class rarely comes out to face people except in cases where they expect free, easy praise. Like a commencement ceremony.

This mfer looks and moves like the cockroach alien in the skin suit in men in black

Lol that this is happening while I also have to figure out how to magically crap out like $2,200 dollars to rent a fucking 400 square foot studio in like, 2 weeks bc my landlord gave me the very timely notice of like 5 weeks that she was selling the space I’m currently renting.

Literally just this moment learning that anyone else outside of the deep south suburb i grew up in knows about Phar-Mor. The main thoroughfare in my hometown thats how a freaking 3 mile long strip mall used to just be woods, a grocery store, and a Phar-Mor where i rented video games.

When I’m finally able to hit the ball park this summer, if I pay those stadium prices and don’t get this, I will be pissed.

Idk who this guy is. All that I think when I see him is “oh! that wet guy!”

Man, I REALLY need this place to not devolve into reposting boomer facebook shit. If this place becomes anymore ass I might actually have to spend my time doing my job.

Everybody here

The year is 1994. Your first day of 6th grade. You’re in P.E. class behind a kid with a rat-tail named Brandon. His shirt says: “𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐃𝐀𝐖𝐆🐶 𝚠𝚒𝚝𝚑 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝗕𝗜𝗚𝗚𝗘𝗦𝗧🦴 👅 𝔱𝔥𝔢 𝔪𝔬𝔰𝔱 🐈” You learn to square dance.

Ive nothing substantive to add here. I simply was reminded of this cursed content and wanted to make others see it.

if i was going to give a college commencement speech i would make sure to start with something the students could rally behind. something like "we will mechanically suck the youth from your bones to feed a mechanical eschaton, which my generation will use to climb heaven and become new gods"

this might be the original “a drive into deep left field” lol