Soccer thanks you for protecting other grass from terrorist windmills at your membership only golf courses/cemetery.

The fact that he puts the medal on himself is so fucking funny

By all accounts FIFA is at least as evil and corrupt as trump. FIFA is to soccer as the trump brand is to real estate scams and crimes.

This Sunbear (1977) record cover, my pfp here since ive been on bluesky in the invite code time, is one of my favorite album covers ever. Possibly my #1 favorite. Today though I have a new contender for 🐐1972 Mandrill release, Mandrill is.

Right wing fabulists sue CBS for “smearing” conservatives and write entire books about how conservatives are unfairly victimized by the lying, liberal media. The year is 1966.

Not only do I not believe this the fact remains that nobody has ever confirmed that these are drug boats and even if they were murder is still a crime.

I'm at the combination

grinch's small dick grew three sizes that day

Yeah hi, I'll have a big mac meal aaaand please have the Grinch jack me off.

This is the entirety of his bio on the official Vandy roster

man Doctor Who got dark

This Pluribus ad on a fridge caused a schizophrenic woman named Carol to be hospitalized.

Bombing a gimme assignment and becoming one of the most famous people in the country is demented. I’m high enough to appreciate the humor now. Its a really fucked up simpsons joke if i think about it enough.

Congrats to the new Senior Fellow at the Riley Gaines Institute for Advanced Fake Aggrievement, with joint appointment at the Mediocre White Girl Wingnut Welfare Foundation

This makes me wanna fight somebody so fucking bad.

man these are getting too real

Lmfao. Man. This shit sucks.

Wow. Fuckin rude.

Look, call me out if necessary but can I please stop considering cis white women with regards to feminist thought? Look at this first before you judge me. Like, its a viable career path now for them to just complain to HR and get on the news and rake in tpusa bucks.

We can and should blame all the fascists and tech sickos with the express goal of transforming academic life into a big pile of bullshit but id also like to add how annoying it is that lazy crackers cried about affirmative action only to waste a spot a black kid couldve had.

Lol. The actual assignment the girl turned in was dog shit. Not even considering her citing the Bible as a source or evidence, it was simply poorly written and now its the prof’s issue. Like, zero kids will be allowed to fail at this rate. All you’ll have to do is bait a prof by citing scripture.

Wasn’t everyone at the eyes wide shut party like, a consenting adult tho?

wealth is a mental illness

Society is a construct. You can just ask someone to do a ska cover of Faith of the Heart and they'll say "$300 please" and you give it to them and then you have it. Everyone, give @skatunenetwork.bsky.social your money. They deserve it.

Driving afghani nationals insane by giving them CIA training in killing civilians then letting them loose on the American public. Duh. Did i miss something?

I don’t think you’ll get a more “on the nose” example of blowback than a guy from Afghanistan who America trained to go around executing civilians in something called a “zero squad” who later moves to America and attacks the American government. Like holy shit what the fuck are we doing here?

You know what? Its cool if the government bans weed. America sucks and makes everything into a corporate quarterly analysis pyramid scheme spreadsheet. Ban it if its gonna be unfun CPA homework news now.

Whats killing me is how Brazil simply puts the guy who does a J6 in jail. Like, you can just put an actual criminal in jail vs using a criminal justice system as a modern day human trafficking/chattel slavery scam? Who knew?!

Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷

This is the guy who stole everyone’s private information for personal profit?

If i come to your thanksgiving and the turkey busts a nut on me, we’re fighting.

he literally just described how much money social policies save cutting out parasitic rentier middlemen without once mentioning any ideology, and to trump it sounds like the canniest Deal of all time, im shittinnnngg

Friendship ENDED with MTG, MAMDANI is new best friend

The arc of the moral universe was like

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Does it drive anyone else crazy that you’re made to pay, essentially under duress, into a system maintained by a bunch of people who are such huge losers that they gave like, a billion dollars to a guy to help them score with children?

“I want their morale as low as possible because a team with low morale is ineffective.” Meet the veteran who chases ICE on a scooter

Was very pleased to discover this (is not AI).

Capital Punishment

This horrible woman is a genocidal Zionist who used the NYPD to go after protesters. This is extremely fucked up. Everyone who voted for this man needs to stand up and demand that this shit doesn’t stand. Mamdani - the next AOC if no one holds him accountable due to his celebrity status.

Sometimes I’ll incorrectly think that the incredible mind of a Zionist will fail to shock me then one of em will say some fuck ass shit like this

J6er Jake Lang got punched yesterday in Dearborn, Michigan during his anti-Muslim march.

Solange Knowles’ Saint Heron has launched a free digital archival library of literature by Black and brown authors, poets, and artists. Readers can borrow rare and out-of-print books for up to 45 days

this just keeps happening!