Ah. The controversial technology known in part for creating nude images of people without their consent. Mandated by government to be used in public schools. Interesting.

i still think sticking them in front of screens all day is a sickness and nobody listened to me about that a decade ago so

Tag yourself

I'm not sure about you, but I think the collapse of US hegemony, a global price spike and recession, and a new ground war in the Middle East are far worse than drag queens reading books at the library.

Awesome view from Artemis II this morning.

It would be crazy if a bunch of disaffected military officers decided that pete shouldn’t be running the military anymore. 🫣🫣🫣

this is a ton of words to say Sam shat himself

they’re calling it “The Dorner Protocol”

Correct me if I’m wrong but thats 2 F-35s Iran shot down this month?

Wouldn’t it be funny if we all as a population dressed up as monkeys and convinced the Artemis astronauts that they’d come back to the planet of the apes?

Why is it upside down nerds?

I think homeboy is obligated to pull an operation valkyrie here.

A celebration of Bootleg Bart T-Shirts the world over!!

Haha! Sucks to suck!

Lol. Did Tom Cotton actually watch this movie? Did he see the part where Lucius Fox threatened to resign over the use of Batman’s in universe Palintir computer too and think that Batman was the moral paragon here? Theres zero subtext so i have to assume Cotton has shit for brains.

I got lots of problems with these people but one of the biggest complaints I have is none of them know any of the pop culture references they keep using in memes. This guy literally threw the detonator out the window so no one would die

Someone else please look at this. Its worth the 2 minute watch.

How bumping this song in my whip at full volume got me feeling

The 21st century is full of it and people still are.

Yup. Slaves 100% came to America on purpose and famously were met with hospitality and cooperation after.

I worked admin/membership at a local zoo 10 years ago and every April Fools Day up until I got a small promotion was spent fielding the exact same phone call from when I got in to when I left: “Does Mr. Lion work there?” Which isn’t even remotely clever or funny! Theres no joke or pun being made!

It be your own petard

😂 Bluesky discourse sometimes when it wants to make other stuff available but make liquor illegal

Hey did everyone see Clavicular get his ass beat after he challenged a cancer survivor leftist to a jujitsu match, who said as he was choking him out ‘this is for all the bullshit I gotta watch on my fucking feed’… we need more of this not more podcasts

Lol. Get rekt my bitch.

Erykah walked so Kanye could run.

Justice Alito: What if there was a birthright citizen with Iranian parents in your house?

Hes wasted

bunnicular

Haven’t been to a movie theater in so long I forgot what I last saw in one but I went to a free screening of The Thing (1982) in my town’s local npo art theater. A movie I’ve watched several times before. Totally different experience with people on a big screen. Need to go to the movies more.

Regarding the revelation of Kristi Noem’s husband’s lgbtq lifestyle, I theorize that practicing radical acceptance here is the far funnier move guaranteed to piss off the most magas possible. Give him a free blue wig, sailor jerry tattoos, and a job at any coffee shop in the nation.

Frag em

Thinking about the Future lyric “all you talk is nana clips, n!gga you ain’t shot shit” and how it would be funny to confront Pete Hegseth’s tier one operator larper ass with these words.

I'm slightly short of 31 years 6 months old. People who were, on the date of my birth, the exact age I am now, would have been six years old at the time of the Moon landing and, in fact, would have been born a few months before John F Kennedy was assassinated

This shit didn’t happen.

I love this administration’s default setting of insulting long established institutions and organizations just bc they’re argumentative fake tough guys. Genuinely. I hope nobody is willing to invest or put their faith in the United States after they’re gone.

My favorite sports content available right now is MLB umpires being humbled by robot umpires.

How has she been misrepresented? Theres little room for mistake or ambiguity in her views and public statements. Shes very clear about how she feels.

I don’t know dude. If James Baldwin was able to write all his work while his friends were being assassinated by the FBI, and while he was living in terror as a gay Black man … then maybe you can write without using A.I.

Not really sure how this changes the way Israel operated prior to this law except I love the implication that they knew that their treatment of Palestinians was illegal and required some broad legal cover.

one time when i was a kid my dad locked me in the closet until i finished a whole pack of smokes to teach me a lesson. and it worked, the gumbo came out fine and i never mistook chirozo for andouille again.

Currently following a best album bracket on Pitchforks instagram and im legit torn on a couple of match ups in the second round here. I don’t even know if its right to compare To Pimp A Butterfly with Aquemini.