I have heard about DHS literally every day for over a year

The conspiracy theorists weren’t right bc they were just guessing and only assumed people they didn’t like were eating children and making snuff films. The E-files won’t be enough to convince them of the reality that Trumps a serial killer/rapist and unless it does they don’t get to be “right”.

Put me in the screencap!

Pizzagate was real but everyone who said "Pizzagate is real" during Pizzagate was actually one of the people doing Pizzagate and everything they said wasn't Pizzagate was Pizzagate and everything they said was Pizzagate wasn't Pizzagate Are you keeping up ok?

The Patriot (2000) is rightwing coded art that sort of states how and why ICE is criminal within the first 20 minutes then is like 2 hours of revenge fantasy.

People that believed there was an underground pedophile ring in the basement of a pizza parlor when the Epstein files drop

so all we agree he didn’t kill himself right

The director of Melania movie

The guy that made the child porn robot?! How could he?!

I appreciate Stancil's willingness to put himself on the line, but you can't look at the long list of Ferguson protestors who "mysteriously" turned up dead and not get why the paranoia is justified and opsec matters

Here are the Top 5 Dogs of the week!

Don’t worry, everyone, Chuck Schumer will get right on it

What I was wearing this morning when an older woman at the gas station told me she needed a handsome man in her life and didn’t mind paying my bills.

When February 1 hits on Bluesky

This is MY Shape of Water

you can't make me post on a new social media site "upscrolled" "downposted" "sidetabbed" you're making this up, stop it, go outside

this guys mom had a pussy like a soft serve machine

I have been laughing at this for a solid five minutes.

friend of mine is an undocumented immigrant and has been hiding in Melania theaters bc he knows people assume no one is in there

I don’t remember the context for drawing the joker on Maury but it was prob a convo w @petetoms.bsky.social

Shes so fucking cool.

The coolest Congresswoman there’s ever been.

A Minnesota man allegedly tried to break Luigi Mangione out of jail in New York by claiming to be an FBI agent with a court order to release him, authorities said

Lol, stfu. Its a 5 dollar chicken.

Everyones mad at TV and I’m just gonna say what my mom said to me every summer as a kid when she got home from work and knew i hadn’t moved my ass from the couch all day: Read a damn book.

Next time i feel like a self loathing loser im gonna remember the CBS prime time news guy is a mommas boy 😂

Rev. Frederick D. Haynes III, the pastor at Friendship-West Baptist Church in Dallas who is running to replace Rep. Jasmine Crocket in the House, called Israel an apartheid state in October 2023 and analogized American support for it to its support for South Africa in the 1970s and 1980s.

Kamala Harris doesn’t care about us at all dawg.

Surprised anyone wants to carry water for Belichick. I know we as a nation don’t agree on much, but I thought the patriots being the Hitler nfl team, the cheating scandals, the sucking shit at UNC, and the diet pedophilia would sour anyone on him.

Unfriendly reminder, AI is being used to destroy trust. Do not normalize the use of AI. AI can not reliably enhance videos or low-quality images. This is the quiet replacement of reality. Do not let this be normalized.

Apparently, audio was leaked where Erikkka Kkkirkkk is, 11 days after her husband’s death, giddily laughing about merch sales and “pulling off the event of the century”. That event being her late husband’s funeral😂😂😂.

damn, surprised they didn’t go for this one

The world if social media were banned everywhere.

Rep Omar set the standard. Idc what Chucky or any politician who nominally represents my interests says anymore if he isn’t willing to literally beat the ass of my ideological enemies.

Giving my sister an F for leaving out what is arguably my most prominent feature 😂

Man. This shits beyond wack.

I love living in a country where armed men empowered by the federal government to enact violence upon you feel safe to openly state that they will kill you if you hurt their precious fee fees.

please remember that no matter how many “ICE is losing in MN” articles you read today, there is still a very real, urgent, ongoing crisis in Minnesota. people need food and they need rent money. that has not changed.

Ilhan Omar is demonstrably braver than any ICE agent, by far

AI is ass and isn’t even half as impressive as reality

Ilhan Omar got sprayed with some kinda something by some psycho at a town hall last night I guess but nobody talked about how she immediately squared up with the guy and called him a fucking asshole on mic. Thats the more important news item to me. A black Muslim politician who will fuck you up.