The Strait is open. The Strait is closed. Mitch is alive. Mitch is dead. The war is on. The war is off. We have barred the gates. Drums in the deep. We cannot get out. A shadow moves in the dark. They are coming.

yeah sure big Mitch

Oh. Well send the link to this article to the bison. Maybe he didn’t know.

The blood vessel in Lindsay Graham’s brain last night:

i will say lindsey graham being asked by a reporter how mitch mcconnell is doing, answering “i don’t know, i’m going to check right now” and then dying is hilarious

My work here is done. @mckinneykelsey.bsky.social

🙏🏾dear god, since you’re feeling generous today, may I make one last request?🙏🏾

Not true.

Ive been up since 5 am😭😂😭😂

She obviously is a good sleeper, unlike the rest of us who sleep in two hour snippets and look at our phones during bathroom break

Lindsey Graham died and Conor McGregor got humiliated. Someone out there needs to use their last wish wisely.

Lol. Go for it. We all hate you as much if not more than Graham. You got dead last in your last primary. Also, lmfao. He JUST died you fucking ghoul. These people are insane. No loyalty, no class, no feelings. Just in it for the love of cash and grifting.

a decent country would have never let such a groveling, sycophantic coward anywhere near power. he used his elevated position for petty evil and open villainy. he was a gross caricature of a vandal who loved to humiliate himself and he dies now without dignity or honor welcome to oblivion lindsey

This is the type of shit you get administrative punishment for.

Nobody here in South Carolina liked Lindsey Graham btw. He took away healthcare from us and openly stated on numerous occasions that he was willing to kill us for the sake of warmongering. His approval numbers were tanking thru june 26.

Lol, he caught whatever killed mitch😂😂😂

Bad week for guys named Graham

Don’t live your life so that when you die people say “oh I was hoping it’d be the other guy, but I’ll take it”

Any vote blue sicko who wastes a single breath eulogizing Graham should be primaried or run out of town or something

No I won’t and if im confronted i will scream at people the list of ways he was racist and made my life and the lives of my family and friends materially worse.

Lyndsey Graham dying is like finding cash on the ground. Just totally unexpected joy.

They could have won 💔

Maga bullshit has dropped in popularity a significant amount here, if you trust polling data anyway, from November 2024 and we have some decent challengers for governor and graham’s senate seat. I have hope we actually won’t do this for the first time in my life.

I agree. We need to make sure the twinks he was paying feel comfortable enough to tells us everything.

Lindsey Graham said Black people are welcome in SC as long as they're conservative. Well zombies ain't welcome nowhere. Decompose Bitch!

Good morning east coast

I think in our grief it’s important to remember that Lindsay Graham lived long enough to see the Iran War he and John McCain dreamed of for decades finally happen, and to see it utterly shit the bed.

Charlie Kirk, Mitch McConnell and Lindsey Graham all dead within the same year feels like biblical prophecy. Something that portends well for all of humanity.

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lindsey graham won't see your jokes and memes because he got diarrhea and is in hell now, but someone writing an op-ed titled "the left's problem with manners" might. So make them really funny.

He meant “be white” fyi. I’m literally going to pop a bottle of champagne.

No need to prayer when my biggest one was answered already.

This is the erudite way of saying “he made it all look like dog shit.”

It’s crazy that Elaine Chao killed her husband, Mitch McConnell.

you have no idea how many federal agents watched me take this picture

“Scant” is doing some heavy lifting

Because America loves nazism 🤷🏾‍♂️

Jesus Christ. Wtf do you mean “learning”? Do you mean I’m sharing Al Gore’s internet with kids who are too young to remember the solid year at least that Harambe’s death had us all in collective psychosis? 😂 This shit probably fucked people up as much as Michael Jackson’s death.

Me: Piccolo, do you think Mitch McConnell is hanging out with Harambe the Gorilla right now? Piccolo:

In a way, anything can be The News

I feel so bad for this person, it genuinely makes me so angry that I can’t even joke about this. Its so petty and stupid. I, like many Americans I’m sure who visit our capital have touched the reflecting pool before. Its not a crime. Its a butthurt old fuck lashing out bc of his public humiliation.