Can’t find the post now but someone wrote “Every book about a British double agent says “At university he was president of the Friends of Stalin society for two years.” Whilst every book about an American double agent says “ When he bought his fourth Lamborghini his colleagues became suspicious.”

sitcom about Khamenei going to Moscow and befriending the now-ophtalmologist-again Assad called Eye To Ay'

I saw Mattingly say that 30 years later he still hears it several times a week.

Hmmm

Absolutely

In 2025 the Toronto Blue Jays played in one of the best World Series ever contested. They didn’t win! The end.

[mournfuly] sheeeeeeit

One of the best to ever do it

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“the pop-tart bowl is decadent and depraved” by dr. hunter s. thompson

Kìwekì Point damage caused by school bus driving along pathway ottawacitizen.com/news/kiweki-...

I was born in April 1805 Napoleon was master of Europe Only the BRITISH FLEET stood before him Oceans were now battlefields

still my favorite christmas post

please imagine its christmas so this meme pops off PLEASE

And Tiny Tim, who did NOT die, was present at the end of the universe, having witnessed every black hole evaporate and every proton decay. Even so, Death would not come.

"The Lion in Winter" is the best Christmas movie.

i had to drop what i was doing to make this

The full spiked 60 Minutes CECOT package, clean & subtitled. 1/5

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Oh no, finally broke through the wall and am finally making progress in Dark Souls

This is @morecivilized.bsky.social thought (complementary)

In @nytopinion.nytimes.com “I had just let the whole thing wash over me. I marveled at what a good story the truth could make in the right hands,” the author Stephen King writes about seeing “Stand by Me,” Rob Reiner’s adaptation of King's novella “The Body.”

I will send you to hell.

For reasons I don't understand, I've got the JAG theme stuck in my head today.

i’m setting you free. i’m releasing you from the discourse

THURL RAVENSCROFT: ♫ Stink! Stank! Stunk! THE GRINCH:

The Toronto Blue Jays have blasted out a signal of intent to the other teams in Major League Baseball. Good goddamn lord! 📸 @padres.com

sorting all my hobbies into right and left coded categories, like a normal person

Yes, HID headlights are very bright but the bigger problem is the proliferation of gargantuan vehicles with 5’+ hood heights so that if you’re driving a normal sized car their headlights are at your eye level rather than seat level like they’re supposed to be.

maybe i am going insane

Your last saved meme is your moral philosophy Well.

Mechanic [sliding out from under Optimus Prime]: I think I see what the issue is. This truck is also a big guy somehow

GAWKER! thou shouldst be living at this hour

I just don’t get why you’d release the worst part of a book as an excerpt?

Heh. Well.

Happy Partially Muscled Skeleton Day to all who celebrate. Be sure to let all your screams out and then disappear.

Of the many Remembrance Day stories i wrote, this was my favourite ottawacitizen.com/news/local-n...

Happy There Is A Circulatory System Walking Through The Kitchen Day to all who celebrate.

Lansdowne 1.0: What went right, what went wrong ottawacitizen.com/news/lansdow...

Kinda needed this particular conversation

Turning this off. i thought this was supposed to be about an escape from alcatraz..

You can, in fact, go home again open.substack.com/pub/fairserv...

Did not expect one of the best paragraphs I’d read about baseball would come from an Irish newspaper www.irishexaminer.com/sport-column...