GM Portland 🌙 ☀️ So apparently Bob Owendoff, Partnership for Progress, and Future Portland are the new People for Portland we have to contend with, with their dark money & disinformation tactics to affect public opinion about our progressive caucus on City Council. Remember those names.

Just donated! If you have some money to spare please consider doing likewise? If not, just spread the word. Thank you!

People have asked me if I need anything or how to help from afar. It’s been truly touching to get your messages. I had a small need but it’s taken care of. If it comes up again, I will contact folks who offered. In the meantime if you want to make an impact, here’s a place that could also use help.

My daughter's school in Richfield, MN (adjacent to Minneapolis) is closing tomorrow due of out-of-control federal agents. Fourth graders spent the week building walls of snow at recess to protect their classmates from ICE. This isn't about immigration enforcement, it's about terror.

“As a free press remains under attack at the federal level, Ryan's comments are a stark warning that efforts to chill a free press is a threat to democracy anywhere.” 👏👏👏

For people elsewhere who have asked how to support Minnesota while we’re overrun with nazi thugs, here’s an excellent list of places that could use financial help. Lots of choices. Thank you so much! docs.google.com/document/d/1...

You should absolutely 1000% not come here for the World Cup

some of you (not in portland) have expressed disbelief about the satire-levels of whiteness in that piece. i assure you, portland is really like this lol

Hey everyone, We literally just added 100 more trans girl scouts to the trans girl scout cookie list. The list is bigger than it has ever been in EITM history. Go get some cookies and make a trans scout's day!

I managed to miss this story entirely yesterday. Many incredible images are included, where "obtained a series of images of group messages" isn't a leak or anything--it's just someone with the font size blown up and holding their phone way up to eye-height to read. Amazing.

Georgia - I just called my rep and asked for them to support these 3 bills and I recommend that you do the same. www.decaturish.com/metro_atl/ge...

From a good friend in Minneapolis: "Target is allowing ICE to stage in their parking lots, use their restrooms, and abduct people from inside their stores - so if you weren’t boycotting already, now is the time." They were staging in Chicago as well.

please do not bring your phone to a protest

THEY SHOT THEM IN A FUCKING HOSPITAL FUCKING PARKING LOT

Weird how I know this report is going to completely contradict whatever the Feds are saying about their action. Wonder if there's video. It'll be gruesome, but I hope so.

This is a good visual. Looks like in order to ensure we have proof that we mailed something on a specific day, we will have to stand in line at the post office and request a manual post mark.

huh so Google is kicking off the new year by pissing off knitters that’s fun

“ICE parked b/w the portables and the main school, in ski masks. Assault rifles visible in the car. Hundreds of students walk through there every day. BSD has an 8-step protocol, but none of it includes a lockdown. Someone with guns looking to kidnap students, that’s obviously a lockdown scenario.”

ICE raided a James Beard award winning restaurant & because the chef/owner was prepared, left emptyhanded:

OREGON if you want a big buddy I have great news for you

Sonic the Hedgehog makes his NHL debut--on Columbus Blue Jackets goalie's hockey mask aftermath.site/sonic-goalie-m...

something about "I'll pass on your pot offer" is cracking me up

give this man a scrooge role immediately

Instead of the Nuzzi shit, let's focus on the fact that apparently Johnny Knoxville got married this past weekend, the wedding was officiated by John Waters, and a dog was involved

PROBABLE H5N1 outbreak in Hillsboro area, multiple places are reporting sick/dying/dead geese. DO NOT TOUCH THEM. Report any sick/dying/dead geese here. www.dfw.state.or.us/wildlife/hea... #h5n1 #beaverton #hillsboro #oregon

I am crying, I cannot stop watching this. When those dudes can't even haul out the shame curtain correctly

In Japan, tourism to Portland, Oregon, is promoted by a grinning blue monster named Odnarodude. He’s at a Portland artisan event in Jiyugaoka De Aone this weekend.

look, if you need one good piece of news tonight, Aaron Rodgers is eating shit

Yoooooo that's a crash out right there.

Did The New York Times just begin menses for the first time today or something?

Happy Valley, Oregon: also where Labor Secretary Lori DeRemer used to be mayor

same

Can’t get over the kid who checked in with the larger group of students to ask “would it be mean if I went over there and body shamed him?” The kids responded by saying yes, reminding them that there’s so much other material to use

Feds delayed medics who had come to pick up an injured protester. Then, according to confidential incident reports, the agents became aggressive.

Anyway, if you saw this video today: I filmed it, and it was just as much fun as it looks

I had happily forgotten all about this guy

I already liked this writer, but this was worth the click if only for the line, "If anyone at an ICE protest tells you to eat shit, try Subway"

Apropos of nothing, Sec. Kristi Noem is currently praying over Burgerville with Portland ICE officials.

As they say in hockey...let's do that hockey

This is what happens when you’re 49 years old.

What the fuck is even happening right now, is he just sitting on the toilet imposing tariffs on everything he can think of??

Just in: https://storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.uscourts.flmd.424438/gov.uscourts.flmd.424438.217.0.pdf

“Get Smart” premieres 60 years ago tonight, on NBC. “I was sick of looking at all those nice, sensible situation comedies,” Mel Brooks said. “They were such distortions of life. .. No one had ever done a show about an idiot before. I decided to be the first.”

Washington Capitals assistant Mitch Love placed on leave by team www.espn.com/nhl/story/_/...

holy shit dude using a fake deployment for wildland fire crews from a fire that’s only 13% contained during peak western US fire season to detain multiple firefighters and remove the crews from the fire is a scale of evil & dangerous I can’t fully communicate to people not from wildfire regions

Just a heads up to anyone using Firefox:

Did they wait until Joe Don Baker was dead to release this?

I can't stop staring at those haircuts