Ellie and Wieke doing the worm I 💀💀💀💀

I’ve been MIA but Putellas is going WHERE?

HONESTLY TODAY IS A WRITE OFF

“A pants related incident” - @rathjen.us

@ottperegrines.bsky.social x @spiritsquadron.bsky.social @rathjen.us

The scream I scrumpt 😭😭😭

No but actually guys what do we do

Okay but I do love us 😭😂💀 @galpalsports.bsky.social @ohmarge.bsky.social @whoaakelseyy.bsky.social @lillianbf.bsky.social

SORRY SUE AND PINOE ARE WHAT

Netherlands beat France while missing most of their senior players 😅

Not enough people are hyped about Artemis II for my liking

The Moon: oh wow you guys decided to come back Artemis II crew: earth’s haunted

Oh this is 💀😭💀😭

Not really relevant to this clip save for the story being about the guy who scored, but when we were at the game last week my friend, with complete and misplaced confidence, pronounced his last name as streusel. His last name is not streusel, it is Stützle. He is German and streusel is also but 😭💀

😭💀

Evergreen

This is so extremely silly, I love her so much

MANAKA IS SOO MAGIC 🪄

Media: think they have a Sam Kerr scoop Sam Kerr herself:

🥹🥹🥹🥹

HAVE BEEN BETTER, ACTUALLY

Literally me rn

Three new starters tonight. Who’s excited to see what they can do!

Live look at me checking the Portland/KC score

I don’t know why but baseball games are my preferred sport broadcast background noise, specifically the voices of the guys who call Blue Jays games (though I suspect that’s just because I’m in Canada and they’re priority here so what I’m used to)

Coming onto Bluesky to a KC loss and another Spirit draw, I’ve been too busy watching Canadian shows ahead of the CSA nominations 😂

💀

CHICAGO JUST DID WHAT!!!!!

I get to see Sidney Crosby play hockey in person this week and I’m very excited about it

I can and 😈😈😈😈😈😈

Uno with her Courage and NWSL debut.

Oh we are going to be cooking 🔥

Ijeh and Schmidt making their Courage and NWSL debuts.

YEAH

The kids are calling Casey Murphy big mama and I need the kids to stop that

Alanna Kennedy being tournament MVP in 2026 is WILD I love it here 😂😂😂

This is absolutely true, they’ve been unreal and I cannot wait to see them in Brazil in 2027

Also I forgot Ellie and her wife got a dog so was incredibly confused by the idea of some random dog being relevant 😭 my bad

That final ruled and was way more even than anyone thought it would be. Matildas understandably devastated but what a game and what a tournament from them. And Japan? Japan are incredible, have been incredible, and are going to be a capital P Problem this cycle

EvE….[sad kazoo noises]

Mackenzie you should at no point be that far out of your area against Japan of all teams please be serious

Banda has scored in both games so far? You love to see it

Dying at my skyline just being some variation of this all the way down

Lol oh my god

Louisville????? 👀

I simply cannot be happy for that player to have scored

This DIVA omg I’m dying 😂

QUEEN of good vibes