Through a series of unfortunate events and my dads family being a cluster, we haven’t had my grandpas funeral yet, but it is finally scheduled for this Friday, I tried explaining the whole situation to my secretary this morning and she just shook her head and laughed as she approved my day off

I’m going OB, assisted every game saving goal and Sirens depended on her so much

Knicks and Libs tipping off at the same time?? What sicko did this?????

Notre Dame has no answer for Princeton, they look completely lost out there

Demi Moore in Charlie’s Angels🥵

DOWN GO UNC, NORTHWESTERN ARE YOUR 2026 NATIONAL CHAMPIONS AND THE FIRST TO WIN IT AT HOME IN OVER 20 YEARS

Controversial call leads to a Northwestern power play goal! Cats up by two with 6 minutes to play

Northwestern get it tied up! Hattie for the freshman MacCallister!

UNC getting hot, but they cannot win this game. Northwestern defense has to step up

No way is that a yellow!! Humphrey has no awareness of where the defender was and runs right into. Defender anticipated the collision and set her arms. Bullshit call

D1 women’s lacrosse championship on ESPN right now. UNC and Northwestern trading goals keeping it tied into the 3rd. Northwestern essentially getting a home game at Ryan field.

My friend was serving me mimosas in a pint glass all morning, it’s about to be nap time for Marge

I’m very happy for Geyse

Furt.

Where’s your cards, where’s your cards, where’s your cards referee? Are they gone and lost forever, where’s your cards referee

There is absolutely no soccer happening right now, certainly not in Mexico, nope none at all..

What if…. estadio hidalgo gets a sinkhole in the middle of the pitch and they can’t play the game tonight and Gotham maintains their title with an asterisks?

I am an active participant at field day. I love jumping into the games with my students. Today I played a few rounds of hot dog tag, and while extremely fun, my knees and my back hate me for it

Headed to field day on Randall’s island, I dont know whether to be excited or terrified

I am cautiously optimistic about the Carrick era

I’m really gonna need someone from the Spirit to take out Camberos. Didn’t try to stop her tackle and didn’t even check on AKB after

Got my results back from my physical: No longer prediabetic✅ Blood sugar normal✅ Cholesterol great✅ Thyroid levels normal✅ So after all the agony of trying to see an endo, my thyroid fixed itself🤦🏼‍♀️

JCA is gonna see that red on Byars and lose his damn mind when he replays the AKB injury

I have a migraine coming on. It’s probably because of the heat and storm and the fact I had bloodwork done, but I’m blaming this game

VAR fundamentally changes this game. But even then, Gotham just haven’t been enough😞

I just hope everyone can walk away after this one

LA MACHINA. LA MADRE. SOLO HAY UNO ESTHER GONZALEZ

CA may have fucked up luring Gotham into a cage match

I think the story of this match is that Pachuca's stadium is at 7500 feet and Gotham may have known that but they didn't KNOW that

I’m gonna puke

I blame the altitude

No more back passes, I beg

That scene is Off Campus being set to Back In My Body is incredible

Or you know, they could actually advertise games

BREAKING: The judge in the $1.7B slush fund suit has dismissed the case, but she says THERE IS NO SETTLEMENT OF RECORD. As I said earlier, the media must stop reporting that this slush fund is a settlement. It's just plain THEFT. storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...

Sitting on an empty and air conditioned rush hour train, life is good

THE STRIKE IS OVER HALLELUJAH

I started Off Campus, hopefully this hockey (adjacent) show can also make me feel something

We are (mostly) 10 matches into the NWSL season broken in half by the way too long April international window, but looking at how teams have performed post-window could give us a look into what to expect following the summer break. And I bad news for everyone. Gotham FC.

Over two hours to get home, mta, please just give them what they want

This is the greatest single act of corruption in the United States ever? Worth mentioning in news reports. Calling it "unusual" is .. not sufficient. www.nytimes.com/2026/05/18/u...

My mom asked me to go to the garden center for her and gave me her credit card. What a dream Sunday 😍

Is Laura Ricketts trying to Major League the stars?

CHARGING BEAT BOSTON TO WIN THE FIRST WLL REGULAR SEASON GAME

Turned the game off to go spend time with my niece and nephew and all of a sudden Charging are up 13-7 on Boston!

New York need to play with a lot more urgency in the second half

NY Charging take on Boston guard tonight for WLL’s first ever full field game. 5:30 on Disney + and the espn app, should be a great game!

These trains are ruining my life

I might sign up for an adult lacrosse league this summer. But I’m a little scared, haven’t played an actual game in 14 years

The lirr tried to keep me down, but I made it to the dentist on time.