Will @danielkraus.com be attending last Living Dead Weekend in Monroeville Mall in June?

Stop worrying about what YA books to let your kids read and let them sort it out with V C Andrews and cocaine era Stephen King as God intended

My first book, an urban sf murder mystery, is coming out soon. publisher has asked me if I can get any blurbs from any genre writers I know. I’ve asked a few times to people I know but no luck. I’m making this public. Anyone in Sf/fantasy/comics have an interest in blurbing a novella?

they're doing hand stuff at the Melania screening

Heh.

I love my two blackout drunk Minnesota sons

Well said!!

when they close it all up, I do believe this will go down as the funniest video on the internet

Marjorie Taylor Greene doesn't want you to know the name of her opponent but will try every desperate attempt to save her seat. My name is Shawn Harris. I am a Democrat, husband, father, Retired Brigadier General, farmer, and I'm running against MTG. Can you spread the word?

This came up in my reels a few days ago & I haven't been able to stop thinking about it

When I'm at a job interview and they ask me where I see myself in ten years.

*Camera pans to a group of fans outside of the Vatican in pope jerseys, going nuts even though most of them haven’t heard of the pick before last week*

Sinners (2025)

Kubrick's The Shining: Time, Trauma and Quantum Theory #FilmSky #Kubrick #horror

A film that takes place where you're from.

When you’re not educated, you have to rely on experts to guide you. This is fine. I don’t know anything about roofing, so I rely on roofers to explain to me about roofs. So beware the people who tell you ALL the experts are wrong about stuff like vaccines, or masks, or, y’know, tariffs.

Who did this?

Bill Burr is a national treasure 🎯! "You journalists need to get your balls back"

We really do have a special bond with dogs, because if you were out for a walk with your friend Doug and every three minutes he was like “hold on, it smells like somebody peed here, let’s check it out” you probably wouldn’t keep hanging out with Doug

This is Winston Churchill visiting the White House during World War II. Funny how he isn’t wearing a suit either. Almost like he was a wartime leader defending his country from being slaughtered and wiped out by an authoritarian aggressor.

Man, this really is a Golden Age for unimaginative, unsympathetic morons isn't it. Your day has come.

It's bad, T. He's firin' all the Inspector Gadgets.

MY GIRL LIKES TO PARTY ALL THE TIME, PARTY ALL THE TIME, PARTY ALL THE TIMMMMMMEEEEE MY GIRL LIKES TO PARTY ALL THE TIME, PARTY ALL THE TIME, PARTY ALL THE TIMMMMMMEEEEE MY GIRL LIKES TO PARTY ALL THE TIME, PARTY ALL THE TIME, PARTY ALL THE TIMMMMMMEEEEE This is me disassociating

I wouldn’t have made it this far into 2025 without edibles and the 24/7 GI JOE YouTube channel

[willem dafoe unprompted] now, this cookie monster. [toothy smile] what a creature, what a lust. it consumes him. [crosses legs] he’s really a tragic figure.

"You can draw a baby, right?" "No, but I can draw James Caan." "Good enough."

We wanted to understand the economic rationale for buying Greenland. So we talked to three unvaccinated UFC fans at a Jersey Mike's in Toms River.

Me releasing a cupped fart in your direction

who up shrinkin they dinks

Tonight you will be visited by three spirits...

waiter: are there any allergies at the table? me (already drunk): BEES

I've decided that as I age, I'd like to adapt the fine suit & large glasses fashion style popularized our finest British gentleman actors. I'll be taking no more questions at this time.

I often think of Dave at this time of year

I love how people think those little cheese knives are for serving cheese, like awwww that's cute no those are for *defending* your cheese, trust no one

the feds: stop trying to turn this guy into some cool antihero with a badass public image also the feds: *treat him like they’ve captured the joker*

If you see this, you must post 4 of your favorite characters from 4 different series…pass it on! #Television 📺

I was about to post the hot take that Joe Dante @thejoedante.bsky.social maybe has had the most eclectic career I can think of, but then I remembered Bob Clark existed. #FilmSky #Movies

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