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telling trans girls to eat more so they grow bigger tits is good and praxis but frankly we should also be telling them to eat more so they grow bigger tummies

sometimes i wonder if im doing enough. i stop wondering when i remember i can just squeeze my boobs instead ;)

what doesn’t kill you makes you smarter & hotter

GOOD NEWS! For the first time ever, Huntington's disease has been successfully treated. A groundbreaking new miRNA treatment, AMT-130, slowed the progression of the disease by 75%. These results are likely to support the first approval of a genetic treatment for the rare neurodegenerative condition.

you don't need to be talented. you need to be stubborn.

They say there’s no innovation under late capitalism but we’ve seen like two or three new kinds of divorced in the last five years.

I have a bunch of medical bills coming up and I could really use a bit of a boost

No Kings includes DraftKings

excuse me as a communist book club senior organizer chief i expect all things to be in line with my worldview based on rote memorization of different conditions 120 years ago. no i am not patient. no i wont [redacted] to further the revolution or even start it why do you ask

no. at the end of the protest, all ~7 million protesters should have turned toward the nearest available cameras and announced that they were the exact same kind of leftist I am.

"we are all, how you say, trying to find l'homme who did this"

Not a shitpost: #NoKings is feel-good performative activism for comfortable mostly upper and upper middle class white folks and that’s good, actually. Millions of people in the streets protesting a fascist regime is good. It is good for the normie baseline to be massive displays of public dissent.

so you hate pancakes?????

The only excuse Lois Lane has for why her interviewing Superman isn't unethical, despite their romantic entanglement, is that it would be even more unethical for the paper's other top reporter, who is Superman, to interview himself, yet she cannot say this. This dilemma should be taught in J-school.

Fuck the state, borders, whiteness, colonialism, capitalism, cishet patriarchy, and this world of their construction. Anyone who can't say that with their whole chest likely wont be a close friend, but what really matters is how they move in struggle. No one is born with a molotov in their hand

This is one of the funniest videos I've ever seen in my life

nooo don't work for the CIA ur so sexy aha

Since none of the English news is giving god damn details I went digging into French sources Napoleon and Empress's jewelry collection: a necklace, a brooch, a tiara, and others stole Empress Eugenie crown was found outside damaged but at least they have it. The 140 caret diamond Regent is safe.

this is AI. so actually I have a couple notes.

Despite not being the first, Tron: Legacy set up the template for future legacy sequels, particularly Creed, The Force Awakens, and, ironically enough, Top Gun: Maverick.

Wes Anderson

My family,my children have always been my top priority in life. They are the most precious part of me. I dedicated all my time and energy to them, until I nearly forgot myself forgot that I am an engineer who studied and worked hard for more than ten years. 🔗 chuffed.org/project/your...

Once you transition you'll be a funny girl! If there's one thing everyone likes and appreciates, it's funny women!

MAGA man eats pavement after shouting slurs at No Kings protesters

The hole in a guitar is traditionally used to store soft cheeses and dried meats which are fed to the drummer when he does a good job

Walking through the bakery section and feeling a nearly psychotic desire to just grab a fresh warm crusty bread and scuttle off with it like a goblin or ghoulie of some kind

Spectacular robbery of the French crown jewels at the Louvre today: three masked men climbed a ladder, broke a window, lifted nine priceless pieces from the Apollo gallery, got away on motorbikes. No one hurt. Reportedly the most famous piece in the room, the 140 carat Regent diamond, was not taken.

twilight, dawn🌙

these drums were recorded by hitting a trash can over and over again...yet they're maybe the best I've ever heard, because of how they fit into the composition tidal.com/browse/track...

Portland tonight

'I got a letter from the government the other day Opened it and read it, it said they were suckers' ~tricky - black steel #trans #blog #selfie #HRT #queer #lgbtqia #daily #goth #nailsthatglow #nonbinary #spacecat #life #freewriting #journal 🦇 🏳️‍⚧️ 🏳️‍🌈 📚 nailsthatglow.com/blog/f/it-wa...

goof morning, queer antifa terrorists and others of bsky 👋 💜

Hey y'all. I'm really going through it right now and I could really use some help. Any amount would be so freaking appreciated, even just a boost would mean the world to me.

I saw a tragically AI-generated version of this poster, so I have recreated a 100% human-made version for all your protest sign needs.

“When they rob us of art and emotion, that leads us towards the aesthetics of fascism. In this film, all the sets are real, the decor is human-sized, there are painstakingly created miniatures... It’s there to remind us that art is not only necessary, it is urgent. And AI can go fuck itself!”

The choice in #Caerphilly next week is clear. ✅ Lindsay Whittle - Mr Caerphilly himself - a lifelong champion for this community. ❌ Reform - only here to promote Nigel Farage and his interests. 🗳️ On 23 October, vote Plaid Cymru for a strong local voice and a better future for #Caerffili.

gross fox .

This morning, I was hit in the face by a baton. I’m going to have a pretty gnarly bruise but we need to remember why this is happening: Trump and ICE are rounding up our neighbors, treating them as subhuman, and shipping them off to labor camps in foreign countries. It has to end.

As Bluesky becomes the "New Twitter" (positive) and the "New Twitter" (derogatory), just keep in mind that one day in the future this administration is going to so something terrible related to this place and the Bluesky Leadership Team is ABSOLUTELY going to fully cooperate and fuck people over

Onward.

new boy...girlfriend

Falin giving Marcille a titjob send tweet

wearing a crop top with no bra feeling very powerful today

Lmao this is not a bit it is a verbatim transcript

MODERATOR: If elected, is there anyone you would personally gun down in cold blood, or would you leave that to New York’s finest? SLIWA: Every New Yorker has the right to an honorable death. CUOMO: [fires randomly into the audience] MAMDANI: (through gritted teeth) I haven’t really thought about it.