the great meeting of the mind titans

The entire fuckin point of the national mall is loitering

autocorrect

This house is infested with mice. We have reached a bipartisan deal to display photos of mousetraps in the house

the haters said we couldn’t do it. but they never should’ve doubted the power of Bird Rock.

When I hear Death Cab on the classic rock station

however much you hate billionaires is not enough

with a last name like Landsea, your career is predestined

AI as a lack of consent machine, exhibit #7000 buttondown.com/monteiro/arc...

Temporarily un-lapsing as a Catholic to avoid using Microsoft Copilot

It's me, I ran this scam. I just really wanted to pay a $4,000 deductable to have my prescription not be covered after the in-network doctor I hate sent it to the wrong pharmacy

Coming up on Wedge LIVE, our conversation with a man who just brought a new toilet home on his bike.

Honestly, this is good because it removes any plausible deniability about the type of people Trump put in charge of his domestic paramilitary operations

The Economy being good means nothing to me because it's a measure of how confident assholes feel in their line going up, and everything they do to make the line go up hurts me and devastates everyone who's doing worse than me. This isn't fucking rocket surgery.

the excitement of being only days away from someone saying “Happy” Memorial Day

if I had a “smart home” hub I’d name it Wembanyama solely for the voice commands

when you're excited to show off your new lipstick but have had a shitty day

“Double standards are the entire point of conservatism.”

Feeling overwhelmed with all of this. LISTEN. Another Louisiana resident (Marshawn is the only name we have) testifies against the state’s racial gerrymander, speaking truth to power up and down the hearing room and predicts how this story will end. Speak your truth, fight and believe.

How To Live A Good Life #oldknees

Every now and then I am reminded that the Ocellated Turkey exists and am re-delighted. Lisa Frank-ass gobblers.

The explicit position of the Republican Party is that Black Americans should not have representation in Congress.

John Lewis had John Roberts' number from the jump: takebackthecourt.substack.com/p/john-lewis...

This interview with the great @rebeccasolnit.bsky.social was a "wow" moment for me. Thanks, New York Times and David Marchese. www.nytimes.com/2026/03/07/m... I couldn't help noticing the question that seemed the most Times-like to me.

I can’t stop thinking about the time this band played live on Nickelodeon. The network censored “beer” from the lyrics but the name was fine to say on air.

Have you been asked by a medical provider recently for consent to have an "AI" scribe record your visit? Us, too. And we have **thoughts** buttondown.com/maiht3k/arch...

you love to see it. Also americans can't get healthcare anywhere near this good

as far as i can tell pope leo has never mentioned trump by name hes just like “killing people is wrong” or “concentration camps arent good” and theyre all taking it personally

I was handcuffed/charged with jaywalking (didn’t) holding a large camera taking a photo of street outside this McDonald’s. While detained, MPD ignored multiple burglary calls. I had to take it all the way to trial where they tried to shake me down for a plea before dismissing 1 min before trial.

damn that’s efficient, he’s not even a hybrid

Who’s gonna hostcha Friday??

Man Who Threw Molotov Cocktail At Sam Altman’s Home Claims He Was Following ChatGPT Recipe For Risotto https://theonion.com/man-who-threw-molotov-cocktail-at-sam-altmans-home-claims-he-was-following-chatgpt-recipe-for-risotto/

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Yes, they are. And it’s demonstrably worse since 2023-it’s genuinely alarming. Think about how big tech has control over how and what this generation thinks, and how they make decisions. And it’s why I think AI free classrooms are necessary and anyone who wants to tell me otherwise can kick rocks

Delaying booking a return flight back to my house in case my idiot president launches a nuclear war tonight. Even if he eats shit and walks away tonight, don't let anyone forget how fucking stupid this moment was. Don't let kids forget how close we are to annihilation, provided we make it.

having a normal one

#birdbot

audit one billionaire’s taxes, pay for SNAP for the entire country

Wait for the “Welp;”

Oh my god, the alt text is a gift. 😹

your mouse has one click left, you know what to do

First, the good news. The bathwater has been disposed of.

I’m at ICE HQ

I have a simple solution: just punch everyone wearing ray bans and sooner or later no one will wear them. "but liz not all ray bans are pervert glasses." sorry, gotta break a few eggs to make an omelette. www.wired.com/story/the-ri...

Era Folgueiras

Don't forget your reusable bags when you go to the grocery store!

We’ve lost all concept of this, but government services are not supposed to be profit making enterprises. government services are not publicly traded corporations. They are, and I can’t stress this enough, government services