Head to toe covered in skin

I thought “fuck-ass bob” was an insult but I definitely just heard it used complimentarily? Help

The bees have discovered Brutalism

Intuitionism is often harmless in private life, but government officials that engage in it frequently cause disasters. That's because they believe that their own intellect is superior to expertise, and so they must continually relearn things that other people learned hundreds of years earlier.

I’ve decided to get into tea leaf reading, mostly because I drink so much tea. First attempt resulted in elegantly spilling tea all over myself while inverting the cup ✨

None of my students are showing up to this training I’m supposed to be giving and I wonder if the clock change has fucked with the calendar 😒

Art by • Yuriko Ohno

Since I found this website the other day I can’t stop categorising everything I look at

I always knew it

Oh my god

Does anyone know the history of these wellington manhole covers? I would love to know what the designs represent

I don’t really like that the policeman this morning had his baton out

who ever decided to add crunchy bread to salad was really onto something

If I reported my property stolen, do you think the police would wake my neighbours up in the middle of the night to look for it, or do they only do that for cars

Why did the police just knock on the door waking me up looking for a man whose car was stolen

New Zealand mentioned (derogatory) in that Shaun video on the terrible Krauss book

Last night I found a snail coming down the courtyard wall right for my strawberries like some kind of aerial heist

Pub quiz lat night had a difficult list round. “The 10 herbs and vegetables starting with S on the Yates website how to grow guide” I got eliminated at number 2 with “sweetcorn” (it’s under corn of course)

Trailer-backing isn’t a rural only or man-only thing. Moving flats in wellington frequently makes your trailer backer a very important person to keep onside

The pictures shows a Global Pledge that was just introduced at the UN Headquarters in New York

Has a joke candidate ever won a seat in the local elections

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Sorry but Andrew littles campaign poster is annoying

Wait potash isn’t pot ash

I got some straw for my strawberries and it was moist inside its packaging so I pulled it out of its bale and stirred it around a bit with a pitchfork and now I feel like Marie Antoinette pretending to be a milkmaid

Absolutely hooked on the 2 minute context free sex and the city clips that facebook keeps showing me

I love making my silly little costumes

Little sewing project - turned this cute skirt from an op shop clearance bin into an apron. Just removed buttons and added ribbon. Original pockets are still useable

being trans is awesome and trans people are amazing and gender is a dumb box and anyone who makes their own crowbar to smash it from inside is a hero actually.

i feel like i could turn into a bat like a vampire if i just like, knew the trick. i feel like it would come naturally for me and i wouldn't need any real practice. just, fwoom. bat

I need to go and buy milk to make tea but the cat, the cat is upon me and I cannot move

Doing a stained glass/lead lighting class starting next month and I can’t decide if I want to make a bee lampshade or some sort of witchy ethereal sun catcher

From Longtermism to Black Pill Nihilism every ascendent ideology of the era was a sublimation response to the subconscious awareness of the climate crisis.

The reason that nihilism is a coherent political ideology is that if anything mattered, then the most important thing happening to the entire livable biosphere of the planet would have to matter.

Nerd alert, I cannot WAIT for the library to reopen

I need to find the quote from last time he ran about its ok if people die by pedestrian death because we need to reduce the population.

Ppl say don McDonald’s campaign blurb is unintelligible but it makes perfect sense to me. No Thursdays

Poor Jack, she just wants to chill, rest her ancient bones in the sun, meanwhile Pan is stalking around the furniture trying to get the drop on her

Got a compliment on my outfit tonight but it came from a guy in a sports singlet and fruit patterned bucket hat so I don’t think it counts

How come “aro” always gets autocorrected to “ato” which isn’t even a word

The cats were being annoying so I got up early and fed them. Surely I will not come to regret this

Oh I remembered why I don’t use this cool dark green nail polish. Because my nails remain yellow af when I take it off ☹️

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After treating it with suspicion for 3 weeks, one of the cats is finally drinking from their new water fountain 🥳

I don’t think we need a memorial to the lives saved during covid. We do need a memorial to the lives lost though

I haven’t seen anyone talk about this anywhere yet so I’d just like to put it out there that [wuthering heights 2026 spoilers] the rumoured bizarre nun scene at the beginning might be a pun on the phrase “pious ejaculation” from chapter one of the book

People who say you can’t use an umbrella in Wellington simply haven’t figured out how to anticipate which direction the next gust of wind is going to come from. Skill issue