“One day per week we each get to work in an office with a window” what the fuck are we doing here

16th century goth girl disguised as a doctor: Trust me you can cure women of being witches by taking them on dates. I’ve tried it with five different chicks and none of them ever summoned Satan again

“I’ve dreamed about making a double plural play my whole life”

fuck me up

if i own a stock in a company i should be able to go to the office and/or factory to look around or hang out sometimes when the mood strikes me

TO MY GCSB AGENT: you know what i like. hook a girl up?

please keep being misogynistic everyone so i know who to unfollow

Where you work is not a “conflict of interest” for your story about your ex’s shitty behaviour, what in the

having an affair with your intern is gross as hell

I love free will

Am I the only one who compulsively weeps at basically all dance and musical performances for reasons I cannot articulate

*votes National in* "jeez these guys are terrible" *votes Labour in* "I feel a sense of vague dissatisfaction" *votes National in* "jeez these guys are terrible" etc etc etc

Sexual assault is a normalised part of male homosociality, and sexually charged violence against the least masculine or lowest status people in all-male groups and spaces is part of how men teach each other to uphold rape culture.

I heard that Moore’s stopped accepting cash because wellington’s drug dealers have been spending their profits on all the fancy cheeses

An amazing advert! www.thedrum.com/news/ad-of-t...

look, Taika, matua, I know this is a lot to ask, but you gotta come get your evil half. I don't know whether you need to reconcile with him to reabsorb him or kill him with a sword or whatever but this has gone too far.

my ex landlord has to pay me damages lmfao

Sounds like a bloody tree hugger to me

I hate it when I warn my friends about covid being a vascular disease and then five years later they’re fainting and finding blood clots

“wuthering heights” was gorgeous fun and silly but I expected necrophilia tbh

The death of children caused by any government regardless of the context should be considered a crime against humanity I don’t care how unhinged I sound I’m tired of govt policy translating to children suffering. It’s disgusting.

Love doesn't just sit there, like a stone, it has to be made, like bread; remade all the time, made new.

I propose that everyone sets their clocks to random times so as to prevent any coordination of actions. It may be humanity’s last hope: total chaos.

Why is my inbox saying I have 20 more invisible unread emails. Pls

it’s a bit weird when a public figure has been pretty consistently useless throughout their career and gotten a free pass for it and then suddenly, seemingly overnight, all the news outlets that orchestrated the free pass are all busting out bad poll results and years-old embarrassing photos

Just nearly brained myself on the corner of the table tripping over the cat, what a way to die

what if we could be so free

The Right Wing is motivated by an arrested development where they become dependent on authoritarian adults to rule over them and then, in adulthood, are desperate to find dictators to step in to replace those adults and allow them the freedom of unfreedom and to functionally remain children.

Our little piss-ant right wing government having a terrible incompetent leader is, of course, bad for us, but not particularly bad for any other country, and we still have options. And also he is so awful it's kinda funny

Why is my type gay men ffs

Any feijoas ripe in wgtn yet?

Every generation currently voting (except maybe the zoomers) have an expectation of comfort and progress. No government will be able to deliver that in the short term, and trying to do it for the long term means more short term discomfort not less.

Labour will do shit like this and then wonder why the Greens take so many council and Parliamentary seats off them

tbh I’m feeling sad about it

The news is so fucking good if you just imagine it's all satire

Romantic love is not enough I need a cult of worshippers

not to brag but I’m halfway done filling my basement with gasoline

Formally launching a complaint at God for the clouds obstructing views of my girlfriend, the moon, on the day of her biggest performance of the year.

It’s not fair. I want to see the pretty moon

Giorgio De Chirico (Italian, 1888-1978) “The Nostalgia of the Infinite” 1913

Labour could do a full-on Michael Joseph Savage this election but they have to let go of private school prefect prestige games and unleash their full righteous "these clowns must be stopped because those aren't New Zealand Values" indignation. Which I know they have! That's why I get so frustrated!

Real talk: I *want* Chris Hipkins (or whoever leads Labour going into the election, no shade) to be our next Prime Minister, but I *need* him (etc) to be PM of a government that materially changes NZ's trajectory, with policies and narrative that move us AWAY from the late stage capitalist hellscape

as if we could protect you

現行犯

Whatever discomfort people experience being told they are enabling fascism is very small in comparison to the discomfort they are inflicting on everyone else. And my first job after Congress was as a meat cutter at my favorite bbq place. One of the best jobs I ever had.

Seriously. Fuck Starmer, fuck Albanese, fuck all of these faux men of the people kissing fascist arse and cheerleading genocide and bombing schools. They are making everything worse with their craven capitulation. I hope they all just fuck off.

What would u do if ur next door neighbour hoisted a tshirt with a nazi flag on it above their fence pointing only at ur place

People keep marveling that Epstein got away with it and positing elaborate conspiracy theories about how he skirted consequences. The truth is that he painted his victims as prostitutes who happened to be underage and his creepy old buddies agreed he was the victim.