The line between ovipositor and airsoft gun is defined purely by courage.

On a 8am train from Dortmund to Stuttgart (3.5 hours, total price €30) and these lads were drinking pints for €2.50, literally cheaper than my coffee. Another world is possible

There is a direct link between opposition to Gillick competency and an assumption that families vote as a unit. Both reflect an assumption that the family unit is a site of authoritarian rule. Both say clear things about the speaker’s own families, and the limits placed on the children within them.

Is it us? Is our party out of touch? No! It’s the voters who are wrong

This and, in short, across all aspw tsbof my career I've seen the importance of not approaching things through only a single lens

House Hunting #kaseyart #penandink

Stiffler's mom had got it going on ...

Me: it's not enough to destroy the machine; you have to destroy the idea of the machine! Tech priest: SCREAMS (horny)

There's a party in my pussy and everyone's invited!

"No threats were made and thankfully, no one was injured." say Manchester police of an incident whereby a bunch of people praying managed to subdue a man who entered a mosque with an escaped associate carrying an ax.

Carrying an axe into a religious building seems like an inherently threatening thing to do

Robo-girlfriend fic but it's set in the Warhammer 40,000 universe and rather than obsolescence the big existential threat is GF having to appear non-sentient around strangers so they don't destroy her as an abominable intelligence

Hey. Tell people when they do good job. When you like the stuff they make. When you like the characters they’ve created. The stories they’ve told. Nobody hears it as often as you think bc everyone thinks everyone hears it all the time. Trust. They don’t. Tell. Them.

I'm Rob, an illustrator, designer, and writer from the UK. With a background in graphic design, I now spend my time drawing spaceships, robots, and other strange stuff - either for myself or for indie games and publishers. 1/n

Currently looking for work and projects. Give me a shout or a DM if you have a project - ttrpg, card game, etc that's in need of illustration/art/concepts.

So...they've invented a plushie that really wants to get bred?

Painted up a ‘Bomb Bot’ by MKojiro. It’s like a Dalek and an Astromech Droid had an adorable yet explosive baby. (11th mini painted of 2026)

I'm at the heart of some real cumtroversy

By the way if you’re like “This is gonna be dark I don’t have the strength to watch rn,” I deliberately made it not that 🙂 There’s no stories of graphic torture over maudlin piano music, no crying; it’s serious when we look at legal details but we keep it profesh 👌 Also there’s a cute chicken

Oedipussy Magnet

This may be news to some but youth, infertility and senescence do not exactly exempt people from being socially sexed or inhabiting a society that socially sexes everyone.

one of the things i love about Jonathan Frakes is that he agrees with the “chaotic pansexual Will Riker” interpretation & pushed to have Riker hook up with dudes / enbies multiple times. the execs kept vetoing him lmfao

The NY Times dutifully reporting that the Supreme Court sided with Trump only 42% of the time and with Biden 54% of the time sort of leaves out the necessary context that Biden was doing normal, completely legal presidential stuff, and Trump was doing insane crimes

had a dream that a sheep with no face came out of the woods carrying human entrails in its mouth. probably nothing to worry about

Im genuinely upset about the lack of secret doors in my life.

"I'll save you a paperclip from my hidden crotch pouch"

*thinks about drag performance ideas* *Google's how make own gynaecological chair*

transgender unown

What if I ran an art exhibition and duct taped loads of bananas to the walls as snacks for attendees?

Henry Shelford, chief executive of charity ADHD UK: it is "hateful and cruel how badly the overall NHS treats people with ADHD”.

Preventing social transition is an active intervention, an attempt to force the will of psychs and parents who have a preferred gender or sexuality outcome onto a child. This is a gender identity change practice.

Cass here saying that parents should be "supported" to prevent a "premature or inappropriate social transition" and that this involves "managing distress". The clear implication is that some trans kids should not be allowed to transition when they want to and feel ready, even if this distresses them

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This took me a couple minutes before I realized this wasn’t “Dark Jerk Off Instructions”

To give you an idea of how deranged the UK has become about gender stuff, here's Enid Blyton - the absolute avatar of classic English conservatism and a huge fan of racist "gollywogs" - casually describing a gender non-conforming kid in the 1940s and having their friends be totally cool with it.

Me: describes drag performance idea Friend: "You are cursed in the most wonderful way!"

An important takeaway – the High Court has made clear that the Code of Practice has gotten the law wrong. It will need to be rejected by the Minister.

when i realized i could make myself fall back asleep via masturbation i felt like i had learned the biggest secret of the universe it was also the first time i thought about life as a videogame with cheats and exploits

I love the thought that you'll only be able to tell that a ship is on fire if they raise the appropriate little flag...

Y’all got any moves besides blackmail perhaps

In a way, we are all Winter Olympics winners due to the mascot-related increase in stoat content.

What's so amazing about Jim Henson as a puppeteer is that he could literally be explaining that Kermit is made out of felt and ping pong balls and yet Kermit still feels alive the whole time he's doing it

When someone tells me how old their child is I say "that's such a fun age" even if it's 37

Fight Club is about being plural & having gay sex with yourself & also secretly being a woman the whole time who you choose over capitalism by killing the alter that is a toxic man with the healing reintegrative magic of gun blowjobs. My mental health is great do not read into this i read the book.

I mean this as hard as I can: cancel your fucking nitro. it is LITERALLY the only thing that they fucking listen to.

Theory; the art is deliberately ambiguous in how it is to be read and the message is to respect tall women because they are powerful beings who can bring joy or woe