Gonna start wearing my Warhammer minis as jewellery Nerd bling

Who's a good little fucknugget?

Open up! It's the THOT police!

Dedication to Sensation!

My dude, I don't even pick up the phone to friends and family...text me if someone dies

Today a friend described me as a "sex person" and I had to explain that rn it's mostly an abstract fascination, like someone infodumping about their favourite dinosaurs 🦖🦕

Me (losing a thumb war): I'm just enjoying being held right now

Preacher: He used to be a man with a stick in his hand Congregation: Poop Daddy Diddy, Poop Diddy Doo

Just want to take a moment to celebrate pointless tiny bits of human creativity. For example I'm so glad I took the 30 seconds it took to sketch this silly joke than getting some bullshit AI to fart out an upsettingly smooth version of what it thinks I want

Hi everyone, I'm trying to get together funds to have laser hair removal, shares and contributions intensely welcomed 🧡🧡🧡🧡 gofund.me/43b454822

Had a moment at the gym last night where I was sweaty, straining, mid exercise and looking down saw my tense arms, stubbly chest and tight sports bra and felt incredibly strong, embodied and hot as fuck. Not a man, a hot strong powerful trans woman.

I think about this all the time

As I slide my Gock into the glazed ring donut I whisper to myself "This, too, is praxis"

What if I did a Drag performance of the Offspring "Want You Bad" in a cosplay of Fulgrim gyrating around a cardboard cutout of Ferrus Mannus?

Would you like to smash a giant Wes Streeting piñata to bits? His massive head will be at our show tomorrow night in Sheffield, get your tickets NOW www.skiddle.com/whats-on/She...

Me and my Gock are metamours

as someone who did not have sex until i transitioned, my advice to all lonely young men is to simply become beautiful women. this is a foolproof strategy

A snake called whiskers

Idea: synthesiser where the controls are all on the inside and you need to gently fist it in order to reach them. Like an obscene version of the Pompidou Centre

What about, instead of lingerie, I just cover myself in thermal paste?

Ok...hear me out...what about a Death Company land-speeder? Just a literal "drive me closer I want to hit them with my sword!"

Everyone's afraid of my 9mm Gock...

Fuck Welcome Break services. Sat no to trans segregation

If we assume that every time Jon Bon Jovi sings "we're halfway there" he completes half of the remaining journey, what percentage of the journey is complete by the end of Livin' on a Prayer?

The older I get the more I realise Vanessa Redgrave playing Horny MILF arms dealer in Mission Impossible is absolutely peak goals

Help! I added too many trans people to a group chat and it's gone feral!

Movie you've watched more than six times using GIFs (hard mode: no Star Wars, Star Trek or LOTR)

mirror world kira immediately having insane sexual chemistry with herself….. she’s so real for this

all trans women know is have android phone be polyamorous listen to music and talk about linux

That feeling when you're on a work call and casually produce your DIY synthesiser mounted in a plastic skull and instantly derail the conversation

Happy Daniel Hannon Day to all who celebrate it. I hope you all enjoy the fireworks as we mark perhaps the worst piece of political forecasting going. www.reaction.life/p/britain-lo...

Searching on M&S site: "Shirts for be-chebbed trans women"

well well well if it isn't miss frenulum licker trying to make me cum

One of my favorite details from The Last Unicorn is the way literally everyone is scared to shit of the harpy

This. We're not telling trans kids that they're going to die. We're telling the people in power than they're sentencing some trans kids to death because of the choices that those people in power made. We're telling trans kids that we love them and want them to thrive.

Me: Gods I'm so selfish Also me: orders a miniature because it reminds me of a friend's cat and I want to paint it for them and give it as a gift

Googling: "Can I get pregnant from pey-whet?"

Kinda dig how much of medieval warfare involved ransoms. Like you went into battle with the goal of "Time to kidnap a rich guy" Like, to the point that money from ransoms was a *significant* source of income for people

thinking about doing scrappy tanks for warhammer

Hey y'all we got a new sticker up in the shop! You can find it and all other sorts of stickers and zines at my shop linked below! doodle.gay

my gf gave the girl my number but i only saw her once or twice and we kissed once and also i sucked her dick that doesn't mean she likes me 🫣

idk, i think it's sexy to be stretched out underneath someone, squirming and stammering as they stroke your body, and begging for the embarrassing, perverted things you want them to do to you ... 😵‍💫

New Yorkers scream out each officer’s lawsuits against them for excessive force and more upon their city, right to their faces while protesting.

Concept: an Alpha legion army where every single model is literally the Alpharius Primark model

"I didn't transition for sex reasons!" Well, I did. Do you think my desire to love women as a woman was fucking chaste or something

I feel like Scott and Logan are probably the last people to know that they're dating. Like, they have their bro nights, and they sometimes fuck but sometimes rivals do! And then one morning Jean's on her way out the door and kisses them both goodbye and Scott's making eggs and they both go "oh, no"

not only did they defy cisgenderism they're also all DJs. it's unbearable