A lil sketch cause 🫪👏🏻🔥

once played skyrim adn killed like three mercenaries in seven minutes because i would take them to a cave full of spiders and accidentally beat them to death with a sword adn then go get a new mercenary

can’t believe I literally saw a repost of a take about how they miss the 1980s when “anime wasn’t being made by a staff full of perverts” I didn’t suffer through learning what Elpeo Ple’s name means for people to be this stupid

so it happened at last i tried on a dress and it was *too small at the chest 😱

I am not invincible, I am very very vincible, I'm getting Vinced on a regular basis

Slightly increase a band Dire Gulfs

Me: "No-one has ever suffered like I suffer!" The priest, pointing at the huge cross with a dying Jesus on it: "Jay, it is quite literally Good Friday today." Me: "I said nobody ever suffered 'LIKE' I suffer. Jesus never had to answer an email, did he?? Honestly! I think I'd rather be crucified!"

My mom was a union organizer for 25 years. I walked picket lines of wildcat strikes with her. We used to run bake sales and trivia nights to support striking workers. You wouldn't survive 3 seconds in her vagina. It would shrivel up what's left of your balls. I miss her terribly.

Egg femboy doing a hot tub stream: chat am i cooked? Forcefem tgirl checking her watch: 3 more minutes

Just took 93yr Mum to vote, she's registered blind. In a very loud voice she said, "Which box for boob hypnosis?" A cheer went up from waiting voters

Oh pet, yes you're allowed to touch yourself, but your nail polish is still wet and you wouldn't want to mess it up for me, would you‽

Bringing a knife to a pillow fight.

i walk my dog past a lady who keeps her small ones on the porch and when they bark at us she goes “THIS IS WHY YOU GUYS DONT HAVE ANY FRIENDS”

ken jennings my dms are open

Keir Starmer's Labour: politicians shouldn't "wade in" when extreme force used by police also Keir Starmer's Labour: it's actually perfectly acceptable for politicians to "wade in" to healthcare and tell doctors how to do their job but specifically only if it harms trans youth.

here's hoping Keir Starmer wades his way into a septic tank and never comes back. piece of shit.

What if I grew a coke toenail?

I refuse to give context to this image save that rather than use generative AI I treasure even the shityest human -madr illustration of a concept! #noAI #fuckgenerativeai

Orchiectomy? No, my balls just do that

Why do people keep lying down on their deathbeds? My dude, what were you expecting to happen? The clue is in the name!

Do not put your gock into a hagstone! The Fae glory hole is not a good idea!

Both *Nina Aquila: Legal Eagle* games over on Steam now have new banners on their store pages. Support human creators.

Why exactly have they built a highway into the danger zone? This raises serious questions about the way the local council is directing it's road maintenance budget!

Using my tongue to write the entirety of unicode on his pussy... 👅🫦🔡

[slowly] "if you go to america would you like to try some california wines"? "no i do not think"

Some more #Airsoft shenanigans

old art of Steph the Sphinx and her long suffering roommate

Today is officially the 30th anniversary of Steamed Hams. On April 14, 1996, "22 Short Films About Springfield" aired for the first time!

I'm one of those trans women. I worked ground ops for Artemis I. I am torn between celebrating the success of my friends and peers and grieving how my dream of working for NASA was shattered by hateful assholes in Tallahassee

Been seeing multiple people today in the replies of things asking "What do you mean right-wing furries exist?" genuinely shocked, meaning that a lot of you have never seen one of the funniest moments on Twitter ever

Putting ur sub under anesthetic so she can’t enjoy the beating you’re giving her is this anything

Classic Hit Video Game Wolfenstein 3D #comic

Serving up human slop to save you from artificial slop

why kill a god to some when I can become a goddess to many

“Look what you made me do”

Today we honor Ripley, who rose again to get girls into knife play.

I can offer moral support...but not ethical

My new conspiracy theory: The documentary "Blackfish" was pre-emptive propaganda by billionaires to shape public opinion against Orcas before they began sinking yachts

Let's trans the king's gender!

Every single online calculator: Wow! Your tits are massive and you are definitely an E cup! Physical bras: B-cup tiddies rrright here!

Worth noting here that trans people have systematically and often quite dramatically low bone density, even before we start HRT. We are a population that specifically needs access to sport, but since about 2023 it has been systematically taken away. Parkrun is absolutely vital for trans health.

Court mandated get-along cock cage

Not hesitating to let it* bark *My girlfriend

I don't want to be brave. I want to be safe. #TransDayOfVisibility #TDOV

BREAKING: Israel is The Only Democracy in the Middle East™ that has the death penalty for one ethnic group but not another 👀

Ok step one is to make them look less delicious

The Guardian (Australia) notes today that the new IOC rules fly in the face both of international law, including international human rights law, and the scientific evidence on sexed bodies.