the only disorder i have is Her perfect sweetie angel disorder

Check out Cherry Pit Spit on #SoundCloud on.soundcloud.com/pfRrIoiOuVb9... but also public demo's are here, if you want current WIP's (which there are a lot of) you gotta ask on discord or smth

I love my faggots

Y’all should definitely check out this compilation, cause there’s a ton of really cool bands on there!

Mousegirls of all nations, unite! We have nothing to lose but our cheese

I hail from a fair country of milkshakes and yards

A minute of silence for my old cock. I miss her

www.mixcloud.com/RARARADIO_EH... preview of my upcoming EP and interview is still up! also 2 WIPs from upcoming projects!

if u think abt it going to a restaurant is like a roguelike

21st century schizoid femboy

Life hack: take candy from babies Shit's like SO easy it's wild

ayo new Civil Elegies👀

Also released today, the full video of Moni Jitchell's expanded line-up set, which saw two members turn to ten. I'm on one of three guitars, and Grant (vocals) also plays drums in Civil Elegies. Punishingly loud. Best band in Scotland. Cassette of the show is available on their Bandcamp too!

For the final Bandcamp Friday of 2025, my band Civil Elegies has released a live album, mixed/mastered by me (I did the artwork layout too) with the money going to making our new full-length next year. Pretty proud of this one. FFO Melvins, Swans, Godflesh etc. Listen/support us here:

i post about sex a lot sorry if that bothers anyone its just that sexual validation my only form of validation i can recognise whoopsie toodles

me being a unicorn is mostly predicated on whether or not my love of pussy outweighs my annoyance with having to sexually interact with a man

worried, nightingale?

Cis girl Coworker: oh yeah my boyfriend and I went down to the art museum last weekend me, not really paying attention: oh yeah I like art a lot too. have you ever heard of InCase

Mahatma Gandhi and the Temple of Doom

depression: nothing matters. anxiety: everyone hates you. chronic pain: just stay in bed. trauma: you can’t trust anyone. immortal tulpa of that lobster from the little mermaid I created in 1998: don worry lil mama every ting gwan be irie.

Being a transbian is great because you can suck a girl off and then next year you can lick her pussy. Literally have it both ways. God is good.

Ramona Parker Jr. In her 4th month of hrt: busting doesn't make me feel as good

I'd tell castor oil to go fuck itself because of how thicc it is but it'd probably enjoy that considering how thicc it is

Watching Claire Saffitz make pastries because if there’s anything better than seeing one thing I want that I can’t have it’s seeing two things I want that I can’t have

I feel really unsexy talking about it but i got a talking to at work about my body odour and i dont wanna keep blaming it on ADHD or depression or the hemorrhoids or whatever i just wish i could deal with it better. It shouldn't be this hard to care for myself.

Scenario: I want to send money to hot people Complication: i have no money Solution?: be hot so ppl send me money

Ramona Parker Jr. In her 4th month of hrt: busting doesn't make me feel as good

this is the kind of heat you're missing out on if you dont come to my streams

Wome

Me after getting a promotion: I'M GONNA GO HOME AND CUCK MY WIFE!!!

Their paltry stepsibling kink vs our glorious lesbian fauxcest

Back here again

Who will win? A squat house full of polyamorous crustpunk trannies VS Sarcoptes scabiei var. hominis

Randomly using the phrase "i rly like orgasms" around my friends to drop hints for a birthday gift (orgy)

Good morning, lesbians.

Yes, i'm a whore No, we don't all steal lemons Educate yourself

They say to pee after sex to prevent UTI's but just think about the time you'd save if you peed DURING sex

They say to pee after sex to prevent UTI's but just think about the time you'd save if you peed DURING sex

Finally getting fucking gender healthcare jfc

drop it!

Trying to write a 7 string song gets finicky when you don't own one

Took 3 hours for me to start feeling this edible

Where there's a whip

Creatures like us

i guass i cant complain that im at a point in life where i can comfortably SKIP AN ORGY because i know there'll be others but it still sucks that I'm at the whims of ADHD and eating problems that constrain my ability to live life to the fullest. i want to see my friends

i am jealous of people with retractable foreskin and heammerhoids that stay inside of their bodies, i don't get those things

making one of those ads for a mobile game where the person is playing it wrong to frustrate you and want to make you download the game so you can play it right except it’s a video of me fucking your sister and im doing a terrible job