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YOOO have you heard about this hot new social media ???? its called hanging out at the park with your friends

broke: making up a guy to get mad at woke: making up a woman who is mad at you bespoke: making up an enby who is doing a siiiick kickflip

✨ The more you stare, the harder it gets to look away 😉 ✨

A BEAST FATED TO DEVOUR OR DIE. A PREY ANIMAL THAT CAN'T HELP BUT RUSH ITS FATE. CAN TRUE LOVE BLOOM ACROSS THE FOOD CHAIN? Starving, violent yuri. 11k words. A free, linear toxic yuri adult visual novel. Please enjoy GIRLS' SYMBIOSIS. lunaticker.itch.io/girls-symbio... #toxicyurivnjam

Play the game. I'm no longer asking. NOW. Or you'll regret it (because you might not be able to at some point).

I just wanna show the world my butthole

Their paltry stepsibling kink vs our glorious lesbian fauxcest

counterpoint: yuri faggots

my dog has to work today so i cant spend the day inbetween its legs ughh

I wish i could wear light coloured panties :/

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don't fuck up your magic or it'll make you gay. my bud read the spell backwards and now he's pondering his bro

Why is it so hard to be nice to myself

The voices are loud today

This 👇 is my art account peeps. Go give a follow if you are an Art appreciator of the dirty kind ✨ Yes I'm an artist btw 😊✨

You know when all you've ever done is try your best but your trying never looks like trying your best so people keep asking if you're really trying your best so you start asking yourself if you're really trying at all and then you can't tell if you're trying at all either Don't recommend

Need money for serotonin purchases and also a mansion if i can find one

Snuffbait bottom who manages to subdue a vampire and keep her chained up for days without blood so that when she finally feeds she can't stop herself

Ooga booga TamTam want ApartmentApartment ooga booga

I made this

I feel bad for the other ppl on this train they've clearly never seen a faggot before

M-my lord, the peasantry have begun making fancams of the r-rivaling kingdoms' heir to the throne

Theres an ad for a bacterial vaginosis treatment that starts with a mermaid lounging hips out to the camera and the narration "fishy smell? Try-” and i got so hard i passed out

It's the mouthfeel

What's great about getting older is I can sample the horrible clicking noises in my knees and use them as hats in hip hop beats

NO WAY THEY GENTRIFIED THE BAO 😭😭😭

I haven't actually got my surgery yet but I'm allowed to post this.

any cis girls want to try these strategies on me

I still remember a watersports porn vid i once watched where i got so distracted by the british models calling it "wee" that i had to stop and look for a different video

HRT is magic, im glad it works for so many people

Darren Korb at full blast to power through the week

boylesbian

SNAILSHELL: A VISUAL NOVEL BY ROSEMARBLES CREATED FOR THE NOISE JAM THANK YOU rosemarbles.itch.io/snailshell

[witch brewing a potion voice] fart, tits, ass and pits

She took one look at me and @saymaara.bsky.social and thought “yeah these HIV prevention-minded bitches are feral, better give them 200grams of fuck slime”

With it now officially being one of the winners of the Toxic Yuri VN jam (surprising absolutely no one), it feels like a good time to once again recommend LONER_DOG://Snuff Puppy Carnage Society This only slightly altered my brain chemistry. One day I want to be this good at writing...

The real generational divide is people who refuse to watch a video if it could be an article versus people who refuse to read an article if it could be a video

I don't think we'll ever get another sentence which sums up everything the New York Times embodies quite like "Some legal experts have called it a crime to summarily kill civilians".

It’s important to remember people have been wanting to fuck cartoons since the beginning of time

circuit bending a robot girl so you can use her as a synthesizer module

Absolute all-timer sentence in today's @nytimes.com

Bend her fender