Snowbirds struggle to find sun destination not being invaded by the US

Other people go have a drink after a loss like this but Aaron Rodgers is going to go out there and get measles

A favorite sign from today's NYC protest march

every day involves grappling with how embarrassing it is that the secret police are so embarrassing, just complete losers incapable of visiting the men’s room alone, who cannot comprehend why people are calling themselves bums to their faces

A company that's been locked out of major markets like the US and Canada has ridden its habit of "making good cars" to the pinnacle of the EV business, while Tesla, with full access and subsides everywhere, is declining due to its "an asshole company that makes bad cars for assholes" strategy.

american innovation continues unabated

Mark Carney turns off geolocation on phone just in case

I feel like I haven’t even been properly lied to about the purposes of this war

So many strikes. So little time.

They used to say no two countries with a McDonald’s would go to war but now you have a man whose body is mostly McDonald’s starting one

Ex-Meta chief AI scientist Yann LeCun has Lunch with the FT and in one of those instances so rare that you know he didn't sign an NDA, says exactly why as.ft.com/r/e503690d-8...

not using AI makes you a better person than the people who do

I figure the reason dystopian fiction rarely shows how things got so bad is that it's mundane and incremental and boring and involved complacency and shrugs and rationalizations all along the way until it was too late. Kinda like now.

SUVs and big Utes "are 44 per cent more likely to kill an adult pedestrian or cyclist in a crash compared with a sedan, and 82 per cent more likely to kill a child" www.theage.com.au/national/vic...

It's like a metaphor.

another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls

“There are two types of people who will tell you that you cannot make a difference in this world: those who are afraid to try and those who are afraid you will succeed.” - Ray Goforth

Bullshit Newborn Not Even Christ https://theonion.com/bullshit-newborn-not-even-christ/

Pantone just updated their Color Of The Year

Stunning new revelation: Epstein hung out almost exclusively with guys who had black boxes where their heads should be.

WHO Disease Update Notification: Seasonal influenza 🦠Since August 2025, there's been a rapid increase of A(H3N2) J.2.4.1 subclade K driving early & prolonged seasons 🦠Vaccine helps against hospitalisation, unclear about milder impact 🦠K induces "normal" disease spectrum www.who.int/emergencies/...

An absolute horrific nightmare of two AI bots caught in a loop with each other is the perfect example of the total nothingness of AI “brains”.

Amazon Fires Employee Who Tested Positive For Having Food In Their System

It’s not that I think everything is about COVID, but COVID keeps getting ignored — even though it’s still a major health issue in an ongoing pandemic.

one of the coolest things about ChatGPT is how you can actually just never use it. you can fill your whole entire life with simply not once using it. it's incredible.

Mysterious...

It increasingly feels like Republicans are the dog who caught the car

If you need me, tap me on the shoulder. I’ll be happily working all day listening to this on a loop.

Oh boy!

“A 2025 study in The Lancet Infectious Diseases has further clarified matters, concluding that children and adolescents face a significantly higher risk of various long-COVID symptoms after reinfection with SARS-CoV-2. In fact, a second infection doubles the long-COVID risk for a child.” 😢

"These findings suggest that COVID-19 may have created a new year-round baseline for work absences that is similar to influenza season conditions before the pandemic" jamanetwork.com/journals/jam...

ok mr smart guy then why don't you tell me what the "appropriate" level of pyrotechnics for a funeral is

I will day this, the Disney Adults have proven themselves much more ready to meet this moment than any Harry Potter Adult has.

Even funnier about the Sinclair Charlie Kirk special that didn’t air on ABC affiliates: it only had 2,000 views on YouTube this morning (worldwide) and this afternoon it’s still not even at 4,000! NO ONE CARES

So glad we are scorching the Earth so that a computer can, maybe after many tries, tell a guy how to make a Sandwich.

They are literally canceling culture

Sometimes, even if I stand in the middle of the room, no one acknowledges me.

ICE Opens New Supermax Detention Center For Most Hardened Toddlers

no matter your politics it’s disrespectful to joke about someone’s death. don’t say rudy giuliani died from driving his car into a wall painted to look like a tunnel and all his clothes flew off in the crash and then a sixteen wheeler semi truck ran over his dick and balls. don’t say stuff like that

We had one of these in Toronto, he was the Mayor and his name was Rob Ford

RFK Jr looks like he’s been sampling the diseases at the CDC

Sunscreen Does Not Work, Says Study That Made Participants Drink It

watching you dildo brain cock suckers play w/ AI shit is like watching a dog paw at one of those puzzle boxes that you put treats inside of

The level of childishness that this timeline deserves!