happy 6 year anniversary of shredded cheese sad wife to all who celebrate

when i find myself in times of trouble johnny knoxville comes to me

They should make some movies with positive representations of liminal spaces. Like when you work at a convenience store and you can go in the walk in behind the drinks. You can smoke back there and steal sodas. Why don't they show that on the movies

U.S. Steel will spend about $475 million to install a new quench and tempering line at its Fairfield tubular operations plant. Read the link 👇

This Mamdani kid is going to have play nice with the party elders after all this irresponsible nonsense of becoming extremely popular, effectively implementing positive policy, and helping to get similarly minded people elected

Every hometown’s got the ominous megastructure, what’s yours?

genuinely crazy to watch these people freak out over what is essentially 21st century new dealism

I’d wager that he has no idea it will go into effect even without his signature.

hell yeah, druid city brewing was just bestowed “best club/bar” in Tuscaloosa by TripAdvisor. if yall wanna show some love during the slow summer months, they have merch for everyone and some local pickup things: www.instagram.com/druidcitybre...

Graphic design is my passion.

Names of players in this UNC-Oklahoma college baseball national championship game: Boston Brisco Caden Cayden Camden Camron Cord Dasan Dayton Deiten Folger Gunnar Jaxon (x2) Kadyn Rom Talan Uriah

Trump take game

Tripp Skipper is a GOP operative and has would love to see quality candidates like Doug Jones disappear from the Alabama party. They know Tuberville is an especially vulnerable because he’s a completely unlikable jerk. They don’t want to spend the money getting him over the line so the write this.

I have eaten the blue paint that was in the reflecting pool and which you were probably saving for July 4 Forgive me It was delicious so American and so flag

This is serious some smoking gun stuff that I, a serious SIF understander (listens to Youth of Today), have long suspected.

MUPPET MOBY DICK. Kermit is Ishmael, Gonzo is Queequeg, and Stephen Root plays Ahab.

Not a lot about the Alabama GOP surprises me anymore, but I honestly can’t believe they’re putting forward an entire ticket that does not live in Alabama. (Tuberville lives in Florida and Wahl has a Tennessee drivers license.)

Norway’s runic font and numbers feel vaguely racist. Like if you played against a rec team with those kits you would contact SPLC.

Y’all know Sirhan Sirhan was on that sertraline sertraline.

i like that Paul Simon gets big cocky with his theory that there's 50 ways to leave your lover, and then when pressed for answers he's only got like six and one of them is just "get on the bus"

Cultural exchange is so beautiful

I went to the concentration camp for people who take antidepressants and everyone knew you

You: “No one cares about Trump’s birthday!!!! WHO EVEN WENT” Me: “Ummm, the monkey and toucan were there!!!!!”

Go Knicks, every city should be a little bit more like New York City.

eating in mexico as a european has gotta be like hearing music for the first time

The war in Ukraine has created some shortages and interesting improvisational solutions. For example, to replace dogs, they have enlisted the help of these cleverly costumed cats.

Celebrating my 80th birthday by having some guys with brain damage fight out on the lawn

So tired of blacking out every full moon when I really want to stay up and help the townsfolk hunt for the werewolf

Action Bronson but if the Knicks lose, Ghostface gets to stab him.

Madame Gazelle is a racist caricature of the Belgians.

How about you Switch 2 reading the Holy Bible

pepper — butthole surfers #pigtracking

🚨 GLONZO ALERT 🚨

If you think this is embarrassing, wait until they show him sitting next to another man on the Kiss Cam.

Austin has been making this sentiment the core of their identity for decades now. It’s like if Columbus, Ohio ran a marketing campaign to make sure people knew they were WILD AND KOOKY.

“so what’s your take?” “the city of New York must pay me $1 million cash in the next hour and I will kill one person for every minute they are late” “100% disagree”

Joshua’s answer is correct BUT a good biscuit and gravy will change your life.

Forbidden Solitaire — (2026)

Seattle's light rail & streetcar lines carried 4.8 million riders in April—a 44% increase above March, after Link Line 2 was extended to connect Seattle & Bellevue across Lake Washington. Seattle's light rail & streetcar lines are now the most-ridden in the nation, above LA, Boston, or San Diego.

Charles had it coming but “big ol’ women” was one of his funniest bits. Maybe Chuck can make it up to the mayor by sending them some Ro.

podcasters are nonentities. "podcaster" is an oppressive class, like poly people or spicy white people.

There’s been a lot of talk in this race about what makes a "real man." A man does what’s right when no one is watching. He upholds his commitments to his family and neighbors. He doesn’t lie, cheat, & steal his way through life. Real men serve others. Weak men serve themselves.

Seems like this should be getting more attention

Scrambled egg, sliced cheese, crispy bacon, bread product. Only in the Big Apple, baby!

City of London-ass island.

got to see Reversal of Man for the first time in decades. took some photos and had a long chat with singer matt coplon about reunion shows and staying punk as you age. danozzi.substack.com/p/reversal-o...

Luke restarts the Jedi Order which takes an anti-war far left tack. Are they pacifists, or are they actually fascist sympathizers? “Luke would never do that.” But look who his father is!!!