The world is getting a little too digital for me.

Still using Twitter and complaining about Mega Racist Tweet and then sharing it on here should be punishable by me slapping the dog shit out of you I feel

Good morning back to work

NO ❤️

Why did I wake up from a dream where I was just chopping peppers

Time for Chinese food 😍

Pope Leo said in a Christmas Eve sermon that the story of Jesus being born in a stable because there was no room at an inn should remind Christians that refusing to help the poor and strangers today is tantamount to rejecting God himself. For @reuters.com

Murky Crimbo

Good morning and merry Christmas

Do NOT send a Merry Christmas text to trade!!

oh exactly!

Prissy Kissniss America!!

Okay but Santa is coming tonight

six months ago Reader’s Digest asked if they could purchase the publishing rights for this elaborate shitpost I wrote a year ago now wherein I pretended to be the elf equivalent of David Brooks at the North Pole. Thought it was maybe a phishing scam but it’s real LMAOO

Apologize to a Pisces before the year ends.

DJ... play a Christmas song

The wha I am tired of cultural writing and the “cool”/ “explainer” voice Where everyone treats other people as newly discovered zoo animals with no history or context

This is a good omen for 2026

Fuck!!!

Wii Party OST added to Nintendo Music (there will be no music added to Nintendo Music next week) share.music.nintendo.com/en-US/US/off...

!! Here’s a link to full video of the 60 Minutes segment that Bari Weiss killed last minute, via @jasonparis.bsky.social: is.gd/paU8Ko (It was uploaded to the Global TV app in Canada, seemingly by accident, and has now been taken down)

Obsessed with Rebeccas Chinese

Tell me you don't see it

Me

What the fuck

Who wrote this 😭

when you're a nerd but your hag is a baddie

This Epstein files "release" is the most disgusting cover up in American history

The newly released portion of the Epstein files is heavily redacted, with some pages being entirely blacked out. The 119-page grand jury document is entirely redacted.

The government is literally all pedophiles

happy #fcf everyone!! Please post your Festive Christmas Friday pics!

Laika Plasticbag

I love these movies idgaf

Me when I want to turn my lights on without using my hands

Things are going great over at X, The Everything App

I had to add more water after it was boiling But still not 6 cups, point still stands

6 cups of water for a box of mac and cheese is egregiously wasteful and I've always said that

One of my coworkers made matcha cookies but "forgot" to add the matcha Just semi-sweet dough balls

Zara Larsson stuns with crab for her 28th birthday.

'if you categorically refuse anything that had AI along the way you're not gonna play any video game in the future' sure I'll spend that money at more concerts and play through the eternal backlog we all have I don't get new video game release FOMO at all sorry man

Zara Larsson stuns with crab for her 28th birthday.

Khia asylum now open for conjugal visits

What stage of capitalism is this?

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Luigi Mangione in court today, 16th December 2025.

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