Wait I kinda ate up the hunger games

Congratulations to @ypbpr.pw the victor of this iteration of the bloomf hunger games

Cunty Yoda: Had herses she done already done

Me when I'm past my credit limit

President Biden...We are afraid of Cornova...

I'm literally never the friend that's too woke but I genuinely do not understand going back to twitter at this moment in history... Especially the homos like what are you doing!!!

Love when a brand collab makes perfect sense

Chipotle is a hostage situation

"You know, we as gay people, we get to choose our family"

What the hell, sure.

Gaga Radio is back!!!!

My Aunt Tifa

people love to be like "the left just wants to win moral battles" but this was a straightforward law that was changed and made the lives of every single renter in nyc materially better. it's that simple imo

3rd degree burns on my hand Bagel lady tried to kill me

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Twitter is a machine for doxxing the left www.peoplesline.org/p/twitter-is...

the children are rebranding criticism of their faves as “parasocial hate” now

Had to pass in front of Countess Luann this morning and I felt like I should've apologized

skunk = 🦨 skink = 🦎 skank = never mind, this can’t be worth it

“There was a time when Pride felt like a celebration of all the shoulders that people were able to stand on, but now it feels like it’s an absolute political necessity. I suppose you have to be optimistic that things will get better again, but I do get very down about it.”

Unbothered, moisturized, beautiful, in Paris, in the studio making music

Is the irony of the president’s friend buying something called “the free press” and immediately installing a government truth compliance officer lost on everybody?

Upstate is a scam I will not elaborate

Twinks are so talented

the way this is charli’s curse to inherit now…

oh its the thing everyone said was going to happen when this got brought in and it immediately happened

The festivalofitall

this is our cracker barrel moment

Have not watched this video and don't know what it's about but when it popped up in the algorithm I knew I had to share the title with the world.

it’s almost like sympathy is a knife…

My favorite part about all this is the sw*fties saying the lyrics were a 'fake leak' like she would never say those things but yes she did

Boring Barbie

“I’m not political” or “I don’t get into politics” is such a red flag. It’s an indication of a level of laziness or apathy about important things that’s just gross.

Hayley Williams reveals she was referring to Morgan Wallen as the “racist country singer” in “Ego Death At A Bachelorette Party.”

one of those posts that is permanently in my brain now

Cardi cleared

And I would like to win the lottery

Zombie fiction is, at its core, about the fear of seeing your own body age and decay. Ghost stories are about the impossibility of grappling with the past. Vampires are about what if you got so horny you died

Addison Rae brooklyn fomo

I don't have Twitter anymore I need minute by minute updates on cardi and nicki

Nicki is clearly mentally unwell and has been for years. Cardi is just a bird. One is dangerous to themselves and others. The other just has no filter and makes bad decisions. They’re not the same.

Locktober trade DM me

In a city of world-class artists and production crew hunting for the next gig, Andrew Cuomo made a TV ad the same way he wrote his housing policy: with AI. Then again, maybe a fake Cuomo is better than the real one?