Regardless of age, which of us doesn't want to hear those 21 little words?

After all, conformity and enforcement of culture are core British values.... That or tolerance and individual liberty... I always get those mixed up.

Much smaller scale than this, but one of my proudest accomplishments was the surprise birthday party we threw for a friend. We helped make it a surprise by throwing it 6 months before her birthday, but she'd had a rough month and more than deserved a party.

There are Quaker Meetings who do less effective Outreach than the Met are doing for us.

OpenAI and…the United States Military…are teaming up to notify YOU that your son has been KILLED IN ACTION. Click here to speak with your son via AI one last time

ROSE GARDEN, 2029 ed davey: and the threat of reform.... anyway this is why I am joining PM polanski in coalition...any questions? (All journalist raise hands) Any questions not about my gigantic new boobs? (all journalists lower their hands)

I look forward to seeing the plans on how to legally enforce British values like *checks notes* individual liberty, and tolerance.

Well.... Iran's matches in the US next summer are going to be interesting aren't they?

We fished things out of bins.

who the hell called them "podcast hosts with whom I've developed an unhealthy parasocial relationship" and not . . . earbuds.

Depressing how often this is topical, but it's entering our family vocabulary in the same way that 'bin juice = Farage' did about years ago. I shudder to think what new word 2036 will bring.

“Ok, he’s writing ...” “Just tell me.” "Blue Tit x2... sorry mate.” #BigGardenBirdwatch

Today's discovery: the words of 'Old Mcdonald' fit very pleasingly to the tune of 'Auld lang syne'

The Passion of the Christ with Big Naturals

Can't help but see a comparison with the monarchy. We should abolished the institution for the sake of the country, yes, but also for the sake of the incumbents. I mean... it's not the main reason, but it's very much a valid one.

Then: constitutional law should be boring, not exciting. Now: constitutional law should be boring, not terrifying.

You know what - I'll take it.

HAHAHAHA pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/30101594/

[first day as a shepherd] boss: where are you going? me: [pointing] star boss: what? why me: [shrugging] baby

I’ve done some things in my past that I find difficult to talk about for example there was the time I picked a peck of pickled pepper.

"you're a man" ad hominem "you were born a boy" sunk cost fallacy "you're amab" false dichotomy "you have xy chromosomes" false equivalence "trans people are mentally ill" non sequitur "changing your sex isn't possible" skill issue

Terrifying headline if you don’t realize they are sports teams.

My current personal goal is to internalise that just because I have gotten a whole something I do not have to finish it. I can have a coffee and only drink half of it. I don't know why I find this so hard.

Even as a vegan, I have to admit that the Muse makes an excellent point here.

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD USE HYPHENS

As a disabled person, I aspire to be the person the DWP think I am.

The "don't have an extra kid if you can't afford it" brigade get awfully upset when you suggest they don't stay in their £2m house if they can't afford it, don't they?

Well, it's a little clearer now why billionaires are so invested in technology that produces better written emails.

Fact-Checking Claims About Zohran Mamdani https://theonion.com/fact-checking-claims-about-zohran-mamdani/

I wish JD Vance would become a Christian himself in that love thy neighbor/suffer the children/ throw out the moneylenders way Jesus preached.

For Hallowe’en this year I shall be dressing up as the guy who arrived a day late.

Oh I wish I’d looked after me works And not left me legs buried in dirt Look on them there And ye mighty, despair Oh I wish I’d looked after me works

- I went to the shop to buy paint, something to apply it with and some drinks mats. - An emulsion, a roller, coasters? - No, it was quite boring really.

Tlingit artist Nicholas Galanin, “Architecture of return, escape (The British Museum)”, a deerskin map a floor plan of the British Museum and possible escape routes for various Indigenous cultural belongings held there.

He’s been! He’s been! Old Father Time has been, and he’s left me an extra hour!

Look I’m not blaming anyone I’m just asking if anyone has checked the British Museum for the Louvre’s jewels

Louvre Thieves Given Immunity After Confirming Jewels Stolen For Purpose Of Training AI Software https://waterfordwhispersnews.com/2025/10/20/louvre-thieves-given-immunity-after-confirming-jewels-stolen-for-purpose-of-training-ai-software/

Decades after the Heysel and Hillsborough disasters, can politicians please not second-guess expert safety assessments for football stadiums. Thank you. An Aston Villa fan.

Okay. Now do poppies.

Beef Stew is short for Elizabeef Stewart and was created and named for her majesty Queen Elizabeef the I

Just have to hope Lancaster doesn't take advantage of our Dukelesness and attack.

In the UK, we have a government who will complain about peaceful protests taking up valuable police resources while simultaneously complaining that the police shouldn't ban far right football hooligans with a history of violence and disruption from attending a match.

Heavens to Betsy Betsy to Heavens Heavens BACK to Betsy Betsy GOOOOOAAAALLLLLLLL

me: I’m so glad I sent my daughter to daughter: finishing school

Aberrant - Peculiarly ursine insect.

My favorite new initialism: AI;DR I'll be using this a lot from here on out.