Danhausen's partner revealed

Girl Coxout New York, New York City Municipal Deaths, 1795-1949

If a penguin had guns attached to its feet and used the recoil to fly it would be a glockhopper

pretty crazy thing for a comic book nerd like me to admit, but I’d actually completely forgotten that both those guys first showed up as ties

Sometimes you are not given what you searched for, but what you need

my greatgreatgreatgreatetc grandpa was an answer on jeopardy last night

warui gang #wario #waluigi #wapeach #boshi

I can't stop thinking about this video since I saw it last night

This chick on jeopardy looks like awkwafina in shock

At about 3:00 I realized it would be very funny to wear a John Cena Farewell Tour shirt to my last day at work. But I don't want one for any other reason so I probably won't get one. But it would be funny

There's some funny things about having to use Edge as my browser at work, like new tab always opening up some shitty msn digest with clickbait panels like "what happens to your blood sugar when you eat and apple?" goes up, dude. goes up

If you lose a lot of weight suddenly you often gain it back just as quickly. However, this isn’t true in all cases, such as being cut in half by a mysterious ronin who appeared to have not even unsheathed his katana

The King that isn’t in this video was a priest that got murdered off screen by an Aztec war god, but I couldn’t find a way to slot it in. Also, none of this is even remotely relevant to the main Tekken plot. It’s just kind of happening while the main characters keep throwing each other into lava.

A lot of people are asking me what is happening here so I broke out Visio to see if I can clear things up. Hope it helps!

5.5.2026

have been reading Sam & Max a bit. I really like this tattoo

we grillin poop❓

Oh my god lol youtu.be/rvf2Nl30yEE

pretending i've been hacked on discord but it's just a link to Graham Norton's wikipedia article

i did eat the wax the first time i was given a babybel. i didn't know better

Did you know that Super Mario Land 2 has a secret level inside of Mario's balls?

ME: team rocket will never steal these rare Pokémon! Not unless they wanna take on me and my fully evolved Miss Cigarettes! MISS CIGARETTES: miss cigarettes

got confused and thought this was about Rey Mysterio not Quentin Beck not helped by op being commander sterling.

I have escalated my aversion to Spotify.

Unrestrained spring fun

i've been enjoying shiren the wanderer because after being raised on rogue, the game that roguelikes are like, it feels like coming home

it's so fucked up that 'roguelike' now means you get three random upgrades at the end of a level instead of "occasionally the game will generate a gnome with a wand of death and obliterate you (in the event that you havent already died accidentally falling down a set of stairs while overencumbered)"

Richard Dawkins: Trans women aren't real Also Richard Dawkins: AIs are conscious and my Claude is a Claudia

if the bassist looks like this you're gonna die in that pit

I decided to move Taz onto the island and it was a good idea

My boss texted me during Survivor last night worried that his favorite player (name withheld because someone isn't current) was going to be eliminated, which is the funniest coworker text I've ever gotten

Good morning

found a whole operation of unmanned youtube channels making completely unchecked long form slop videos where the ai voice simulacra regularly trips up & does this for a full ten minutes every time. all the very legit comments are like "NO! THATS NOT TRUE! YOU LIE HE DID NOT" & never acknowledge it.

me: oh hey mcdonald's is bringing an entire grimace menu including the shake, a purple burger and sauce back - to germany shen: WHAT?! oh my god- shen, shouting: MILKY!! [runs out of the room] ᴹᴵᴸᴷʸ ᶜᴼᴹᴱ ᴸᴼᴼᴷ [runs back to the room] LOOK AT THIS!!! milky, faintly: ʜᴏʟʏ sʜɪᴛ

Oh god, Horse Armor is within the Ask Historians 20 year rule for historical content 💀

great news newsradio is on Roku channel

Do the racehorsegirls all have ratatouilles

Sitting cutely

I just wanna go home and play shiren da wanderer

THEY WANNA BE US SO BAD

i don't know how to parody this anymore

you front on the microphone, you didn't pass math

working on computer inventory at work and keep singing HERE COME OL LAPTOP

I hated serial killers until I got that first rush of my hands squeezing tighter and tighter around a helpless delicate neck

Why unblocked everyone lol

here come old laptop he come bootin up slowly he got broken touchpad he need one more update he got no space on this pc one thing i can tell you its got no warranty