Pay it.

Finished the tutorial planet in Outer Worlds. Perfectly ok little game. Laughing at anyone who paid sixty dollars for it.

Getting taken to the final 3 of survivor

I’m fucking sobbing

for anyone wondering what a broveal is:

Charlie thinks I'm lying about taking a monkey safety class

for the past week i've been having one of my episodes where i keep thinking about playing 3d fallout and then remembering i don't like playing 3d fallout so i don't do it. but i keep thinking about it

My therapist: "Big Dog isn't real, Big Dog can't hurt you." Big Dog:

thinking about shorter hairstyles and freakin' out

watching mash. credits: "larry hama as the north korean." that larry hama? sure enough. lethal larry hama himself

Smell This Milk, See if It's Bad

Octopath 2 pretty good

the games haven't been playable disc-only in years anyway

I think Brok Breakker is blurry, that's the problem. It's not Netflix's fault. Brok Breakker is blurry, and that's extra scary to me. There's a large, out-of-focus Steiner roaming the countryside. Run, he's fuzzy, get out of here.

passed my emt practical by the skin o' m' teeth

Seeing people again cite Josh Shapiro as a potential presidential candidate 🤮

a shirt i saw at toomanygames that feels relevant

This was originally a reply but it's amusing me enough to post separate: it's funny that Toby Fox got famous largely* through collaboration on Homestuck, and now Deltarune is joining Homestuck as a work I'm "curious about, but not curious enough about to do All That"

researching baseball

multiple steam machines should be able to magnetically snap together and interact with each other like cube world

For @aftermath.site, the Steam Machine costs too much money because of greedy freaks. But a community has formed around optimizing a low budget alternative made from failed PlayStation 5's that got turned into crypto mining cards and then resold as garbage. aftermath.site/bc250-steam-...

Older lady peeped the rainbow flag on my bike, asked in a thick Russian accent “It’s your Pride?” She told me her youngest grandchild is “not she berry or he berry but no berry.” I said “Nonbinary?” She got so excited. Yes! Yes! And “Is a secret, but they are my“ *looks around, whispers* “favorite.”

timeline cleanse

It has literally never been more urgent to optimize your games for lower-end hardware, society has yet to find a need for games that look better than what PS4 could pull off

don't you hate getting dealt small pairs in the small blind

Has any product been as successful as Draino at convincing people it is capable of solving a problem despite almost never being the actual solution to said problem?

My recent emojis tell the story of Hokuto no Ken

Can't stop thinking about this aid request post I saw yesterday for someone whose mother died during home hospice that included an in-depth description of the response to the 911 call by emergency services and being so incredibly mad that the hospice providers didn't coach them to NOT call 911

Someone get me a sortable and filterable list with the lengths, tempos, time signatures, key signatures, and chord progressions of every song that ever charted on any billboard chart. I want to pretend I'm a data guy

TOURISM ADVISORY: we smoke tuff in this mf this is ur only warning

Why ain't dirtsleddin'

Gyarados dragon dance, enemy gengar sludge wave. Ok. Earthquake, gengar is sashed, shadow claw. Perfect. Ice fang, opponent switches to Noivern, ohko. Lol. Lmao. Nice try, kid. Yeah, Champions will keep my interest for at least a week

Mitch Herberg was so on point with “damnit Otto you have lupus” But imagine Otto has borderline personality disorder

It's funny that the Turtles had SO MUCH more cultural weight in the 80s than Daredevil, especially outside of the US, to the point where it doesn't read as parody. Splinter? That's just a rat-bloke's name. Foot Clan? Yeah, that's what they're called, duh.

Everyone shut up I finally got a video of Jyn doing her cartoon snoring thing

rip bonebone :(

Read all a da latest Skip... the Famous Dog storyline here:

reading an academic paper

The bug heard Uni’s scariest sound…

It's The Muppet Show with our very special guest star Effy!

I think too often about Seth Rollins tweeting “Sephiroth's journey is just like mine.” for a sponsored ad.

officially sanctioned course of action by WotC: tapping That for one mana of any color