Yes, that’s right. Someone tore their ACL playing poker

The Hamster Dance was not without casualties. Hamsters who could not settle their differences through dance, duked it out in the arena

she was very indignant about putting it on but now is just using it as a snooze pillow

darrin looked me in the eyes and told me “i’m going to say something you’ve never heard before, but you know i’m going to be right. a squirch is less than a squarch” and he’s right but i’m mad about it

I'm not posting about squirches 😭

lent and ramadan kicking off on the same day

a print for a kind follower who asked if i had a copy of a print i made 14 years ago they could re-acquire from me. im not sure i have the print (i still need to go check the basement) but i asked if i could draw them a new one and they kindly allowed me to flex my muscles a little bit.

He also hated when people showed up in exactly his same outfit

My vote's for the hat one. I don't know why, Sting just seems like the type of dude to laugh at an unexpected, out-of-place fashion faux pas.

finally, though Sting's sunglasses make exact eyeline difficult to trace, attempts to recreate his pose in the lab left reaserchers relatively confident in the assumption that Sting was looking at one of the 4 cartoons on page 50 when photographed. Which one do you think he's smiling at?

doing research

what if i told you, through the power of forensic analysis, we are closer than ever to knowing the exact Far Side cartoon that is making Sting smile in this iconic photo. 🧵 👇

I read the Mario World manual so much that it fell apart so my mom laminated it (and drew Yoshi!!!)

Please like, comment, share 🤝 🙏 #wwwswwf [¿maybe]

trying to come up with something to link to if i can sponsor this at all maybe a gofundme. maybe something stupider

Since I’m back in the office and the youngest here, this is how all the conversations sound.

Had a dream that there was global panic about the world running out of oxygen, Nintendo was the only video game company to make a statement about it, and the internet collectively spent its final hours on Earth debating whether Nintendo was being genuine or not

when the fajitas come out sizzlin

I can't stop thinking about this youtube comment I saw the other day when I was listening to My God Is the Sun

MGS4 IS BACK

Heated Rivalry but it’s guys who work at the Sheetz and Wawa across the street from each other

evergreen exchange between me and @zenghiaro.bsky.social

One weird trick to win more #mtgcube (Or, if you’re a designer, one weird trick that explains why drafters aren’t falling for your planned synergies) My latest for Lucky Paper: luckypaper.co/articles/win...

nat says I say baegel

The Plight of the Baby Charles Finster

Got the big Calvin and Hobbes collection and it is bananas that Watterson dropped one of the best strips of all time within a month of starting the comic

Crash Bandicoot 2 jetpack levels are hands down the worst part of any video game that I otherwise enjoy

I see… immediate chicken therapy

i think we all need to step back and realize that peak art was made when neolithic pot in the shape of a pig was fired

They're fucking with me

There is debate amongst my dnd group over whether my current paladin character is a volcel, or a binge-fucker who goes on binges to clear his mind and focus his spirit before missions

I KEEP BEING CALLED AN OATHBREAKER FOR HAVING SEX. NO WHERE IN MY OATH DID I PROMISE TO BE A LOSER

i get so gay off that tequila

it's unbelievable to me that someone could actually be a trillionaire. i think most of us have trouble internalizing how much money that truly is. let me put it in simple terms for you: a trillion dollars is three million dollars

Doing no-block/dodge/parry runs:

I'm thinking about the line "why do birds suddenly appear every time you are near?" and how it doesn't specify which bird. What if it was this

people are pointing out that Joe Hendry can teleport so I apologise for offending any Scottish wrestlers reading this, sorry for doubting you

eh, i wouldn't say it was spoiled because he had to appear somehow, it's not like the lad can teleport (yet)

her: you better not be fucked up looking moai head from the god hand prototype build when i get there me:

idk why my bestie is vagueposting about me

the last word only had four letters 😔

my friend sent me a chair shot from the 1930 film King of Jazz

i was playing a hanchan the other night and was struck by divine inspiration 🀄

saw this image before the post it was replying to and thought "fuck me thats a lot of coke for one cat"

mab had some inflammation on her gums, so we took her to the vet to get it looked at/taken care of and y'all i'm dying look at what the vet whipped up to celebrate her healthy teeth and gums lmfaooooooo 🤣❤️❤️❤️

Someone needs to explain how colors work to me right now or I'll never sleep again