Beyond hyped for this one!

A Door Appears Before You

Not since I quit Kingdom Hearts has Sora suffered such defeat.

This guy is underestimating how easy it will be for me to not play any video game that uses AI. I don't care.

New Trainwreckords. An exhausting look at an exhausting moment in history. Watch this and I'll text you an apology for robbing you of your time.

I hate that when I see art or a graphic now, I immediately feel like I need to inspect it for extra fingers or weird text misspellings or if a person's body is defying the laws of physics.

At last, a retrowave cover of… a synth song from the 80s. We are well and truly through the looking glass, folks

formal proposal of a replacement for the vince mcmahon meme format

Todd in the Shadows clip I keep thinking of while playing Crimson Desert youtube.com/clip/Ugkxmuw...

the original Twilight Zone is one of the best television shows ever made, but the best part is how it always opens with a haggard 58-year-old man ambling out of a condemned building and Rod Serling says "Meet 32-year-old Thomas Normal, leaving his regular home"

It begins. #CrimsonDesert

AI slop un-published. I will never use AI for any aspect of my work and no book cover or contracted audiobook will be AI, either. Full stop. www.nytimes.com/2026/03/19/b...

Ok, finally finished “Alien: Earth” and… wasn’t great? Love the cast, but a Xenomorph ended up being the least interesting part of the story (especially when that suit doesn’t look great in broad daylight). The Lost Boys (and the new creatures) were fun, at least!

Southland Tales is the only movie stupid enough to actually be prophetic about 2026

Unlike AI or NFTs or crypto, VR has some legitimate, cool use cases. But Meta didn't invest in VR because it believed in VR. Like AI and NFTs and Crypto, tech invested in VR because it just wanted to integrate itself into our lives in inextricable ways it thought it could force upon users.

Been feeling a bit overwhelmed lately, so it feels like a good time to share my painting "Steady".

When taking in the full scope of the history of humanity, it's a genuine miracle that we exist in the same moment in time as Cinnamon Toast Crunch

If Sinners came out in the 90s there would be an SNES and Genesis game that would be made by totally different developers. The Genesis version youd play as Smoke and you’d have a gun and in the SNES version you play as Preacherboy and you fight vampires with your guitar

I’m starting to feel like I have some preternatural ability to resist the siren song of chatbots, given that they combine two of my least favorite activities: talking to strangers and trying to type on my phone.

Why must this man continue getting W’s

The ability to buy anything on account of having too much money wrecks a person's brain just like a zero-gravity environment destroys muscle mass and bone density. Human bodies are designed for resistance and they liquefy rapidly without it.

Reminder that I made a spooky little hyperlink fiction story-game-thing set in a world of liminal spaces—if that’s your thing, maybe check it out! trevornwhite.itch.io/anagogia

Observe this strangely shaped beast

My one parting #Oscars discourse take is that I can’t help but wonder how much more time could be allotted to the winners honoring their friends and family if we cut down on the revolving door of visibly uncomfortable and/or inebriated presenters doing bad standup

Screaming

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America is a weird country for a lot of reasons, but one sticking out to me this morning was that there’s private companies who’ll just mass-mail spam and you have to manually opt out every couple of years instead of just saying “stop.”

The best part of Oscars season being over is that I don't have to see film opinions from people who watch maybe two movies a year for at least another ten months.

The last thing you see before you die

It would have been amazing to see Sinners win a few more Oscars, but what a bold and warm glow of recognition it received. A remarkable film built from so many remarkable efforts and talents. Horror has a unique power to resonate, especially in a hollow, horrific world.

Dreamed last night that I was singing karaoke for a nonexistent Taylor Swift song to a gathering of unimpressed Swifties; only lyric I remember is “‘who, me?’ party,” which I gathered was meant to be a bad pun on “pity party”

98 years and they still haven’t figured out that cutting people off is bad

Support my buddy @neonrot.bsky.social and get yourself some cool RPGs!

Nick Cave's Train Dreams song was basically him watching the film and mumbling out whatever he saw on the screen. "Man with family... dog... river... tree falling... railroad... more trees..."

“If you’ve ever wondered who is the Academy…” She was so close to almost saying it! #Oscars

The Oscars always make me feel two things simultaneously: 1) Movies are one of the greatest art forms we have 2) This is super, super silly

Clean-shaven Pedro Pascal jump scare #Oscars

McMenamins to me reads like if Narnia became an entertainment brand in an alt universe or the Masons merged with the original Willy Wonka movie. In a good way. Marvelously old school, eccentric.

The Princess Bride is one of my favorite films, so this In Memoriam is… a lot. #Oscars

First time I’ve ever seen them censor text in a Best Screenwriting snippet. #Oscars

I really try not to get on the “pop culture is dead” train, but nearly back-to-back ads for The Devil Wears Prada 2 and Malcolm in the Middle and Scrubs revivals test a man

Big fan of the intermediate stage setting for the #Oscars being a borderline liminal space

Wait, I thought Conan was doing an extended bit, but apparently they don’t prepare anyone for the possibility of a tie? #Oscars

For some reason, I assumed the “Best Casting” nominees announcements would be shots of films compared to the people or concept sketches they were based on. #Oscars

Can I apply to be the guy at the #Oscars who rattles off award-winner trivia for a few seconds while being drowned out by music and applause?

Anywhere I can watch the Oscars that doesn’t involve “activating” one’s Hulu subscription within Disney+ (something I did but which my PS5 refuses to acknowledge)?

hearing bells at the end of an emo song brings out a primeval emotional response in me

Not really worth talking about “The Astronaut” much, but… boy howdy, that ending. boxd.it/dx95Zx