i feel like we should keep anchovies away from north americans, like they don't deserve them and only me, personally, knows how to enjoy them

The New Craze for Cock is Here.

i may have to get into Magic Online just to be able to run my pauper brews and test them more efficiently before thinking about buying the cards... ...but the spreadsheet gameplay........

this MOTHERFUCKER has tried EVER Y FARMING Si-M and you? just need to help HIMB click here to kno w moer

Anything below 20% is NOT a real discount.

Need a huge guy to fall on when life leaves me deflated like a beach ball in a garage.

I N S I D E

I had a dream where a bunch of trickster/satanic ghosts tried to make my dog fall to his death and I got so angry that I started screaming that I would find all of their bones and burn them to a crisp and I woke up.

surrounded by a bunch of queers

There's something beautifully monstrous about Charlie Kirk's legacy evaporating immediately and instead having his face plastered on a thousand grotesque gifs and pictures. That's him now. That's what remains.

#makeaterriblecomicday #makeaterriblecomicday2026

ascetic (another ersatz model update)

Girl, my town's buses come whenever they feel like. Not great in the middle of a heatwave.

I N S I D E

“…and where do you live, Simon?”

Man, Hellblade 2 was a fairly nice sequel, but it's got a big, BIG problem and is that it doesn't add ANYTHING to the first game. The first Hellblade was perfect as a standalone experience.

we need to do specific things

Played Pauper MtG today at a store and they wrecked my deck but gave me a bunch of valuable info.

I'm Am Require Food For I'm Am Hunger.

Easy one but If you can't keep the palm of your hand on the pavement then it's too hot for your dog to go for a walk.

It's 38 ⁰C/100.4 ⁰F out there, and I just decided to go out all day 👍🏻❤️

Very amusing how big of an inflated ego the conservative British got when they can't stop losing every year, at all fronts, forever.

UPS decided to retroactively charge me an extra $500 for a painting that was already $400 to ship. I can NOT ask the commissioner for $500 more because that’d be fucking ridiculous. ANNND that was all my money to pay the vet tomorrow so I’m taking any and all commissions. :’)

I'm watching "They Will Kill You". This shit is ludicrous.

I love scrying. Surveiling too.

they made me play risk of rain 2 :( my brain processed none of the elements on screen,

good morning trans people you do not have to forgive your father

I know I'm happier lately and feeling better because I'm thinking about creating stories and they just pop up in my head.

IF YOU SEE THIS CLOSE THE TAB IMMEDIATELY this is a trick to install malware on your machine. it is not a real captcha system.

Love to have Backrooms spoiled in a hundred small ways before I can manage to watch it once.

Writing a horror book and finding myself doing a side plot about the struggles of the workforce of this small North American town, no Ch'tulhu or Babadook or Dracula in sight yet.

I watched this one recently and if you enjoy weird/indie horror this one is a treat.

I got older yesterday, btw.

I know I shouldn't because it's kinda pointless in itself, but I bough a good bunch of common mtg cards in bulk, just to see what happens. Probably will be a one-time thing but there's a chance for it to be useful as a delulu pauper player.

Got my dimir bounce/flicker pauper deck ready now. Will try to test it soon, see me get wrecked by some affinity or faeries player at your closest local game store

(old lady at the toy store) it's my grandkids' birthday soon do you sell any skinamarinks here?

Is there HRT to become some sort of creature or monster.

Liliana of the veil

Every pauper deck I brew works like "what if defeated you with a funny trick and trying my best" and then every pauper meta deck works like "you have to hit the base of his skull with a cattle gun".

Using Chat GPT is becoming super super common in Spain but also every time I ask people "Did it help you with X or Y thing?" the answer is basically "no"?

If anything else fails, I know I got many retro 3D horror dev transsexuals who also compose music that goes like "ffffssssfsfss ghoooooooeeee sh sh sh" or "we-dodeedoo beep boop bip bop" (whimsical) to lean into.

I had forgotten how dogshit the bus drivers drive in my hometown. Where are you rushing to, baldy.

A painting of a nightmare I had recently.

SCORN at 90% discount on Steam, btw.

delightfully surprised recently by this thoughtful russian review of Parts of the Elephant! also it's rad to see a hardcore CS2 player leave a review for a short indie visual novel that seems to really get the genre. every finished game is a miracle, and every review is a gift <3

owned

Happy #Pride 🏳️‍🌈!