new crualty squad fan map found www.youtube.com/watch?v=wdcV...

important to intersperse doomscrolling with genuinely good news: cocaine is cheaper and safer than ever before. ask your doctor if blow is right for you.

Every week or so across the last decade, I think about this shattering @alexanderchee.bsky.social essay on his catering work for the Buckleys.

You know that Charlie Kirk’s assassination and our period of national mourning would evaporate in a flash if it turned out that one of Nick Fuentes’ little Nazis was the shooter.

NEW: We got access to Jeffrey Epstein’s personal Yahoo inbox — more than 18,000 emails. It shows Epstein’s world in his own words: an unfiltered look at how his operation worked, who enabled it, and how Ghislaine Maxwell stayed at the center of it all.

"please let me die"

buying a "fully depreciated woman" with "people skills" from known sex trafficker for $22,500, yep, ok

people with LLM spouses are really exploring the outermost edges of human thought at this point

the venture capitalists saying the quiet part out loud (www.wired.com/story/the-ba...) "we are victims because there are not enough poor people whose bodies we can use"

If you know a better way of playing Beetle Jenga, I'd love to hear it.

I still hold grudges against people who were very centristy in the bush era and always chastized crazy liberal bloggers for their supposed alarmism. Many of those people are suitably alarmed now, but maybe "impeaching George bush" and "put dick cheney in prison " weren’t such crazy ideas after all

lies, false advertising, how dare they, etc

lesson 12: never stop posting, even when your brain starts shutting down and you see the tunnel to hell opening before you

The mental health benefits of not knowing any history right now must be massive. Moving through your day with total equanimity. What happens next? Who knows? Maybe something good

THIS SEEMS BAD SO I GUESS THAT'S WHY WE'RE YELLING

in an interview, Marc Maron mentioned these videos by The Elephant Graveyard on YouTube about Joe Rogan, and he's right, good shit

incredible interaction, no notes @thelouvreof.bsky.social

what they don't know is that cracker barrel has always been woke, a "cracker barrel" is a oak barrel in which white people are slowly aged in brine until they become woke

what is even going on here

People are saying that the Bezos story about intending to make his wife a Bond Girl isn't true as it originated from a random Substack but if we are tirelessly seraching for a Joe Rogan of the left then the left is also owed & deserves its own fake news, which is why I choose to believe it anyway.

this 3 act story has something for everyone

My least popular (and most correct) view is that cars should be automatically limited to the local speed limit. Put the pedal to the floor and you still can't go over 25mph in a residential area. (15 in Manhattan btw)

i will never vote for the gavin newsom/pete buttegieg ticket

in which David Mamet walks out on @samfragoso.bsky.social for questioning his stance on the Columbia protests vs J6 insurrectionists

Which kind of former coder are you: baking bread, too many synthesizers, or woodworking?

Looks like Blood Tribe got stood up to in Concord, NH this afternoon. Still working on more details, but so far it seems they tried their flash march / rally like usual and people weren't having it and threw punches. People say they ran away scared with a large police presence in the area after.

It feels like we should be making a bigger deal of “we actually did in fact find a cure for AIDS”

fuck the blue angels so very, very much. thank you for coming to my ted talk

watching you dildo brain cock suckers play w/ AI shit is like watching a dog paw at one of those puzzle boxes that you put treats inside of

No one likes finding out their measuring cup is fascist. But that’s exactly what’s happened. Part 1/2

MTG is willing to criticize Israel in part because she's very antisemitic. (she babbled about Jewish space lasers!) one of the many evils of what Israel is doing is that it empowers antisemites because Israel is committing the horrors that Jews have been falsely accused of in the past. 1

This is my most confrontational post of the day: please watch Armond’s video & think on it. It isn’t at all progressive or leftist to spread disabling disease in an ongoing pandemic. There are more Armonds than you know, & folks who don’t mask are making more each day bc most spread is asymptomatic

"we have helk horgan at home"

In January @dmehro.bsky.social and I put out this longform feature on the worst school swatter in US history and the detective who caught him, told in part through audio of the swatter's calls. Dhruv is a genius investigative reporter. He spent 2 years on this. www.wired.com/story/school...

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

taking a more hardline belief in this with each passing day

you can always do the “5 whys” in your incident review but be careful about going past that because after like 8 whys it’s just “capitalism”

More people are considering AI lovers and we shouldn't judge.

Dear Jeff Bezos …

capitalization is for boomers writing 3000-word tweets

if we're stuck with a white nepo baby in '28, we could do much worse than Hunter "blackjack and hookers, actually forget the blackjack" Biden

A U.S. surgeon trying to have a “peer to peer” consultation with a doctor at a health insurance company who is hiding his identity as her patient gets denied coverage. And it gets worse from there. You have to see it to believe it. (1/2)

I don’t know whether the AltNPS account is active disinformation or just someone with a loose and crumbling grip on reality, but either way, it is not a reliable source of information and should not be regarded as any more authoritative than a shitpost.

Today, we’re happy to share that Press Forward, a coalition of funders committed to strengthening local newsrooms, has awarded our group a grant to build shared services for independent, worker-friendly local media organizations. defector.com/we-won-a-grant