Everyone needs to go to at least one midnight showing of The Rocky Horror Picture Show. There is no finer cinematic experience.

"we are better than this" i am telling your right now... no we are not find the courage to be what the moment requires

happy 3²/4²/5² to ask those who celebrate

It’s Saturday night. Many things are bad. But I took my kid to a birthday party and made some mom friends, was able to do ALL my grocery shopping by app&pickup after (no subs!), and came home to my husband having grilled dinner with perfect timing. Also my CFB team won today.

Pietà Michelangelo, 1498-1499

These are not the Alabama jokes we are supposed to be making today. Look what the blueanon dummies have taken from us

I feel pretty strongly that people who think shit like this is funny should be ashamed.

honestly Auburn appearing to be maybe-good right now is going to make it that much funnier when Diego Pavia continues to own Hugh Freeze’s ass later this season imo

(Still hate the coaching staff tho)

We got fresh purple hulled peas in today’s CSA box and I swear there is something healing about pot likker and cornbread

little known fact: every single public university or college is better than all private institutions

JUST LIKE WE DREW IT UP

This book is the bible of food preservation (the Ball blue book is also good but not as extensive) estore.uga.edu/C27063_ustor... Also county extension agents are lovely people and have diagnosed everything from what’s wrong with my peach tree to what kind of mites my chickens had

i did not survive being a southern baptist suicidal teenager to settle for *gestures broadly*

i think every single one of us is just kind of curious and wistful for the timelines we didnt trot, even if we know we are ultimately on the right one for us

You know who is the only person I’ve ever known to have shingles? My *little* sister. I caught chickenpox in kindergarten in the late 1980s, she caught it from me as an infant, and she had her first shingles outbreak when she was ~14. Vaccinate when and wherever you can.

Age verification? I made suncatchers out of AOL trial CDs.

Unrelated to my previous quoteskeet about loving baseball, but I love weird baseball most of all

I love baseball

- Postal banking - USPS takes over broadband - monopoly on delivery and logistics - Postal police as Leftist counter to ICE - Nationwide infrastructure - Already demographically aligned with the left

This sounds DELIGHTFUL and I will take myself to see it

This is a Hall of Fame reader comment on a very reactionary op-ed about Zohran Mamdani's victory that was published in my local paper today.

NYC election or Auburn changed coaches?

Rooting for the anarchist Chanticleers, the Lord of the Flies lost boys now without any adults

How the hell do you get TWO coaches tossed in the FIRST inning?

These are always the best updates out of Omaha.

This is the only meme you need.

there is no way bluesky is ready for [email protected] posts

Love to have an active tornado emergency and the edge of the polygon is literally the street behind my house

I’m a woman in my 40s in Alabama. If that thing is above 73°, I’m about to be everyone else’s problem.

Dodgers broadcast was discussing the science behind the perception of time between children and adults. After hearing the explanation, the color commentator pauses and asks, "Am I gonna feel any better?" Andy Pages then smashes a dinger into space, thus ending the existential crisis on commentary.

Told my mom about the first earthquake I experienced after moving to California. In true southern mom fashion, she responded that at least hurricanes have the manners to let you know they’re coming.

here’s my life advice: you only get ONE LIFE in this body, ONE, and the thing has been depreciating since you drove it off the lot. are you really going to hand it back to god in pristine condition like you’re some security-deposit-groveling little bitch?

Pope Beef and Broccoli V

Can’t log off now, might miss a good pope joke.

An image from the pope’s childhood

Any son of a bitch who tries this after I'm dead is getting haunted

okay apparently we're all having Cubist Boob Weather for the forseeable future

“average person has 3 friends" factoid actualy just statistical error. average person has many friends. Mark Zuckerberg who lives in cave & has negative 100000 friends is an outlier adn should not have been counted

Me to everyone after moving back from California: Everyone should take a cross-country drive once. It’s a wildly varied, beautiful, breathtaking country even if you stick to interstates. Fair warning: it’s also a big-ass country.

Listen if I’m mandated to return to the office I am fully prepared to make it everybody’s problem

but that's where it's coming from: I can't truthfully say that "illegals" offends me on a spiritual level because I don't have a mainstream faith practice to give that claim root, but what I CAN say, what I want to say, is that I have Revolutionary War ancestors too, so fuck your MAGA bona fides

Well he can’t be secretary of offense, we know that much

I will never understand hateful people. Like why are you so bothered by someone else’s life choices? Is your main character syndrome so acute that you cannot fathom not being the Most Important One in everyone’s lives? How sad, honestly. How empty you must be. Go, like, grow a tomato or something.

Love to spread love through hate

Gotta make sure the Blue Sharks’ NIL fund stays topped up @newap-georgia.bsky.social #charitibundibowl