This is why my great-grandmother, a woman born in 1912, pushed every one of her female descendants to go to school and make our own money. She was stuck and didn’t want us to be. To a woman, we all have at least one degree.

THANK YOU TO EVERYONE TAGGING ME IN ON THE VATICAN / PENTAGON BEEF HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLY SHIT

And if you have to go back for a follow up? They crank it down HARDER on that spot I couldn’t have pulled lefty out of that machine if the building was on fire

My family records are the same, an the key idea of America is that I am no more a citizen, no more entitled to the benefits of citizenship*, than someone naturalized five seconds ago. *aside from being able to be president, which almost all of us will not be anyway

Pass it on. And don't watch the new Harry Potter HBO series. #TransRightsAreHumanRights

Y'know what, I'm still with it "War don't sex" that's right brother, peace fucks

I bought this book this weekend at the library’s 25¢ sale purely for the nostalgia of it being the first romance novel I purloined from my mom’s collection as a tween.

I interrupt your evening to bring you an opportunity to throw a massive, obnoxious Horns Down wherever you are in the world tonight

the gall of complaining about free pound cake. I would cut someone for a pound cake right now.

This is fantastic and made me laugh at the absurdity and be sad about the plausible accuracy.

Really there are only two kinds of nostalgia. Personal: "things were better when I was younger, healthier, less aware of the world, and with fewer responsibilities" Impersonal: "things were better in this past I read about in a storybook"

oh to be a possum being cuddled and stroked gently as goth rock music plays

💡 on the bright side: “cyberbullying” just took on a whole new meaning 🤔

I learned how to code and test html offline for my GeoCities site because after the free trial, those AOL minutes counted as long-distance calls to the nearest server on dial-up and my dad got PIIIISSSSEEDDD

But…let’s say you believe this. if you believe that you are smarter than God and intend to force launch Armageddon, what side of judgment do you think you would fall on.

Oh shit new Sturgill dropped? youtu.be/QKHGmFvzjJ4

The way Bau says “pho is pain the ah-yuss to make” is how I know he’s Louisianan You can’t fake that extra syllable that smoothly

All I want in life is for Americans and Chinese to break through the Great Firewall through the power of sufficiently viral content and start having fun with each other

i also live in a red state and am tired of being told what "we" voted for. we didnt. millions of good people live here

dudes rock

Love to my Cajun cousins but those Lutherans don’t play about their liquor

Legends

I’m not lying when I say this is one of the best movies I saw as a teenager and I spent years tracking down a DVD copy. Criminally underrated is accurate. Also the soundtrack is full of bangers.

I love olive oil. GTFO with olives. Not sliced or diced, no matter how finely ground up. No topenade. NEVER in a Martini or Bloody Mary…Leave me alone…Go Away But yes please pour me a big ol bowl of olive oil with some salt, pepper, herbs, maybe some balsamic vinegar and an entire loaf of bread

Well I know which rasslin show we’re going to next time they’re in town

I know people keep saying “we forget how normalized this shit used to be” but jfc I lived through it, I’m 41, and I still forget how normalized this shit used to be I mean these lyrics would possibly have raised an eyebrow or two even at the time but not more than that

I know there’s a “ni-howdy” coming at some point in all of these videos and it kills me every time

Religious nuttery + the fall of Napoleon (the first one)

As someone who used to work benefits investigations for state DOL… It would not surprise me in the fucking least, especially with this admin.

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA

Sometimes I think about that five year signing bonus in a four year administration and remember that he never pays his debts.

Two shotputters have a gay romance, call that Yeeted Rivalry

My Walmart was out of everything but Lactaid and 3 jugs of the $9/gallon organic milk. Even the heavy cream and half-and-half were gone.

Wishing Alpha-Gal syndrome on red meat obsessed fascists is next level petty and I am here for it.

Good night, War Eagle, abolish ICE

We are a handful if need be.

There is no world where I thought this was possible when I started caring about the Hoosiers because of the Good Brand, what a ride

Applying VA rules, my sister is more disabled from her cheer injury than my husband is from his deployment, so yeah

God willing the Hoosiers just closed the portal to hell that the Chicago Cubs opened in 2016.

Make sure you leave out your milk and pork tenderloins for @homefield.bsky.social Claus

we are all going to buy so much indiana national championship shit from homefield apparel

“The deadline for submitting treats is 2pm, human. It’s in the employee handbook.”

Grew up on the Tombigbee, now living on the Tennessee. Tenn-Tom for life youtu.be/Z9RNQW5vtQw?...

I Don’t Need My Knees To Sweat In December has replaced Tender Tennessee Christmas in the canon, please update your records

What is great about cocktails is that 5 margaritas can be a good infusion of Vitamin C with a splash of alcohol, or enough booze that one should avoid open flames for a solid 24 hours, and who is to really say which it was by the time you've successfully exfiltrated yourself.

There has never been a thought in this head that wasn’t motivated by food or snuggling

Not in a box. Not with a fox. I do not want it, Sam Am I. I do not want your gen AI.

Me and that cork have been together longer than me and my husband Had to get him his own Arizonas so he’d quit messing up the foot molding in mine