Just been for a Brazilian rodizio in Brighton. RIP my colon.

He skipped church. Dropped the F-bomb. Praised Allah. On Easter. You can’t make this up. The man tweets war threats while you hunt eggs with your kids. THIS is your president, America. Wake up.

Well someone is clearly imbued with the peace and joy of the risen Christ

one thing i will say as a general statement to all coaches of all teams at all levels: if you’re going to credit god for a win, i wanna see you out there after a loss being like “yeah, god fucked us over today, really let us down out there”

Imagine, for a moment, giving a solitary fuck about this. www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

UK now has nearly twice as many public EV chargers as petrol pumps. More than 118,000 public charge points are now available nationwide compared with around 60,800 fuel pumps. www.independent.co.uk/cars/electri...

Not one for theories of everything (other than the housing theory of everything, duh), but I do think "we undermined the material basis for patriarchy without destroying its grip on the collective imagination, thereby driving many people insane" is a sort of skeleton key to most of what's happening.

"wHy DoWnT dEy sElEbRaTe St gEoRuS dAy LikE St pAts??!!!?! Sadiq Khan " Huge celebration of St George's Day in Trafalgar Square with music ,performances,food and drink" "bEt iT wIlL bE fUlL oF iSlAmS FOrCiNg RODHULL fOoD on uS" Give or take this had been the gammon response to Khan's announcement

It would half crack me up that the thing that would bring down Bezos and other tech bros would be a world energy crisis.

@dicknixon.bsky.social Sir, I just.... don't even know how to break this to you

Hilarious how for years serious people have said that you can't rely on renewables because they are prone to disruptions in supply www.ft.com/content/19f1...

that’s quite a short flight, even for twenty five quid

What if you could just say any old codswallop and they’d put it in the paper without even the crying laughing emoji in the headline.

It really feels like every time we seem to get ahead - even just a little bit - the orange geriatric gameshow host just shits all over us. What a time to be alive.

You know this guy is good, of course you do, but I'll tell you exactly how good I think he is: I can be bothered to zoom to read his cartoons, every time, and he never disappoints.

I’m convinced a lot of the bone headed things the Trump administration have done are after being told by ChatGPT that it’s a great idea.

My Valentine? Bloody.

@brianwoolfinder.bsky.social Yes or no? Maybe with a generous side of peas?

Surely I’m not the only one who thinks this whenever they see a map of The Strait Of Hormuz on the news?

Have Ireland suffered a heroic quarter final defeat yet? Sorry wrong code. Have Ireland suffered a heroic qualifier defeat yet?

Just managed to slice my lip open while shaving, if anyone's wondering how my Sunday's going. 1 ⭐️. Would not recommend

@dicknixon.bsky.social He just came right out with it Sir

@padsky.bsky.social Just thinking, current events are either your worst nightmare or the highlight of your professional career! Both?

Once again, a self-professed champion of "Western Civilization" shows disdain for its basic concepts, such as "the unexamined life is not worth living," attributed to Socrates, who is not exactly "modern."

FFS England! You had one job.

@brianwoolfinder.bsky.social One for your fungi of the day!

“To the "I didn't vote for this" folks. You voted for a convicted felon. A twice-impeached president. A man found liable for sexual abuse. A man who tried to overthrow an election. And now gas prices are surging, we're at war, and soldiers are coming home in coffins. This is what you voted for…” 🖕

I support regime change…. In the USA! @whitehouse-47.bsky.social 🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕 🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕 🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕 🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕 🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕 🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕 🖕🖕🖕🖕 🖕🖕🖕 🖕🖕 🖕 #FuckTrump!

The finest take down of the institution of monarchy and "class" and the grasping, greedy, venal, entitled, and very stupid people it enables that you will read today or any day. www.lrb.co.uk/the-paper/v4...

love how we killed the old, frail anti-nuke ayatollah just to have him replaced with his young, healthy son who wants nukes and who just had his father, mother, wife, and child murdered on the same day by his mortal enemy. surely this will bring peace to the region

Tax exiles stuck in London desperately trying to get *back* to Dubai to avoid becoming tax resident in the UK? Just great stuff. giftarticle.ft.com/giftarticle/...

Very strong 'Jesse Marsch' energy here #lufc

I wish the football media had the bollocks to talk about as to why one of the clubs in England, who were charged with 115 offences 3 years ago, have not been charged yet rather than how long a poxy corner takes.

who made this

Truly, truly, truly disgusting. Keep this Trumpist race baiting out of British politics.

Does the FIFA peace prize mean nothing to Trump?

Dunno Ed, if I had to pick a party in Gorton that's "playing with fire" I think I might take a closer look at the Blood and Soil chaps micro-parsing who gets to call themselves English and flirting with Great Replacement Theory, not the nice Greens lady encouraging brown people to vote.

obviously today is a huge embarrassment for Matt Goodwin and for Reform, which is something that we absolutely ought to celebrate, but we must also remember it's a huge embarrassment for Morgan McSweeney and Maurice Glasman and all the Blue Labour weirdos, and that's important to celebrate too :)

And where do you think you're going, sunshine?

I made an app. play.google.com/store/apps/d... Nearby Glasses is here to warn you when smart glasses are nearby. I hope it's useful for someone. Nearby Glasses's open source, free and rather simple github.com/yjeanrenaud/... It's also downloadable outside the Play Store. iOS port is in the making

“BLOODY PUNK ROCKERS”

Masterful Troll, TCM.

Yeah this is now my favourite rugby photo ever, the grinning head on him!

Nothing captures how Anthropic lapped OpenAI in perceived AI capabilities like IBM stock dropping -13% over a blog about Claude Code understanding COBOL. Can any OpenAI announcement tank a stock besides a story about OpenAI not having the money to pay them?

You don't have to stop posting but you do have to stop posting THERE. It is a uniquely, fundamentally detrimental website to you as a person. It incentivizes racism, violence and — the worst crime of all — vagueposting. You are living in a permanent teaser ad for the 11 o'clock news.

omg

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