www.maptap.gg May 30 100🎯 96🔥 100🎯 59😐 94🏅 Final score: 855 Boss level :)

What a patriot! Shame it's for another country 🇷🇺

www.maptap.gg May 26 98🎯 90🌟 97🔥 95🏅 93🏆 Final score: 946 Not bad for first try

This is an unforgivably stupid situation. It is an astonishing own goal to try and drive student numbers down to move an immigration number that in turn is totally ignored by the anti-immigrant head bangers.

Probably 80% of posters madness is downstream of thinking that posting on a niche microblogging platform is, in some way, important, rather than being a way to waste time on your phone

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK OFFFFFF!

My 1999 self would weep at how totally broken the internet has become. AI slop, social media walled gardens that rot the brain, surveillance pricing and advertising, every single goddamn website has an endless cloudflare captcha loop before you get to read anything. Burn it all down.

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The government isn't forcing churches and community centres and town halls across the country to fly the Ukrainian flag. People are doing it themselves because we see a battle and we know which side we are on. There are lots of ways in which Reform is wildly out of touch with Britain.

Not now, new outbreak of ebola!

Must we keep holding our politicians to such impossible standards?

Labour is basically looking for someone who can win the media game. They can never win that fight the media is not a level playing field and unless they grow a set and rip up the playing field all they have left is trying to get good policy through and hope for the best

Not now ‘unknown species in the Eden Project biome’…

obviously I hate Reform and the Tories because they're the natural enemy of everything I believe in, but I *despise* the Labour right because they have sabotaged any possibility of an alternative from within, and salted the earth behind them, out of sheer petty vindictiveness

Reform UK councillors already gone: Stuart Prior called white people “the master race” Glenn Gibbins said Nigerians should be melted down to fill potholes Jay Cooper called the holocaust a hoax Daniel Devaney said Muslims are "pure scum" Reform - starting as we mean to go on.

The Cocteau Triplets

new zealander everlee wihongi was due to meet with her lawyer yesterday. then ICE moved her to their most notorious tent facility in texas: 3000 people, highest death rate, most sexual assaults. and today, she disappeared off the system. please RT: www.webworm.co/everleehasdi...

Here we are, more than 4 years after Putin launched his 3-day war to conquer Ukraine, and the Russian dictator can only risk standing outside in Red Square after being given permission by Volodymyr Zelensky.

"Cancelled. The author was killed by russia." Ahead of the Biennale, activists presented the "Invisible Pavilion" in Venice dedicated to Ukrainian artists murdered by russia. Volodymyr Vakulenko will never present his tales for children — he was tortured during the occupation of Kharkiv region.

Hilarious video that shows none of the Reform voters know any of Reform's policies.

106 years ago today, on May 7th, an undergraduate at Christchurch College, Oxford, drank a glass of port then left through the main gates for a walk. I've been thinking about him, & his walk, for years now. It's taken a long time for me to figure out why - why I've kept returning, near obsessed.

I got these “mild” “chili chips” at the Laotian market, not realizing that they’re literally just dehydrated chili peppers coated in crunchy sesame. They are definitely *not* mild and they’re unfortunately very good and my mouth has been writing checks my asshole can’t cash all afternoon.

We live in a time dominated by deeply unserious people making deeply unserious arguments in support of tragically serious results that serious people would have both avoided and known to avoid.

How about voting Green and not getting concentration camps in any areas?

A hot fresh corn dog from the amusement park was absolutely divine when I was a kid. (86 the ketchup) 😉

I'm going on Master Chef, looking Gordon Ramsay dead in the eye while I pop this in the microwave, then staring at him unblinking for two minutes until it's ready.

Hasn’t whined about needing a ballroom to feel safe

A lot of politicians fail to think through second and third order consequences. Trump is unusual in struggling with first order ones.

Serious poinyt here. Finally got a GP appointment after months of waiting. Described my symptoms, all he said was girl, you gotta try and have fun no matter what you do. He's a fool. Going private.

Another conspiracy theorist loon standing for Reform. It's rapidly turning into the political equivalent of the Flat Earth Society. www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news...

Remember who called the August 2024 racist riots in N.Ireland? The Official Protestant Coalition. A loyalist bomber was charged in relation and of course had the case dropped quietly in another case of impunity. They are calling 'fuel protests' now. More on these cases.. [1/n]

I have seen a lot of NIMBY selfishness in my time, but "my convenience matters more than cancer care" is a new low. Quite seriously tempted to email them and tell them as much.

ICE pepper sprayed and body-slammed 80-year-old Santa Barbara attorney Doug Hayes for speaking up. We asked www.PAXIS.app: strip away the badge and acronym and what’s left is simple: cowards hurting an old man because they could. FIGHT TRUMP, FIGHT ICE, FIGHT FASCISM: www.gofundme.com/f/PAXIS

Someone posted a semi-serious take on here a few weeks back (now sadly deleted) that Orbán had been counting on an election boost from World Cup qualification, denied him by the boys in green.

The biggest divide is not between “right” and “left." It’s between democracy and oligarchy. The billionaires who control our economy and democracy seek to divide us. They want us to turn on each other so we don't look up and see that they have all the wealth and power.

Just been for a Brazilian rodizio in Brighton. RIP my colon.

He skipped church. Dropped the F-bomb. Praised Allah. On Easter. You can’t make this up. The man tweets war threats while you hunt eggs with your kids. THIS is your president, America. Wake up.

Well someone is clearly imbued with the peace and joy of the risen Christ

one thing i will say as a general statement to all coaches of all teams at all levels: if you’re going to credit god for a win, i wanna see you out there after a loss being like “yeah, god fucked us over today, really let us down out there”

Imagine, for a moment, giving a solitary fuck about this. www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

UK now has nearly twice as many public EV chargers as petrol pumps. More than 118,000 public charge points are now available nationwide compared with around 60,800 fuel pumps. www.independent.co.uk/cars/electri...

Not one for theories of everything (other than the housing theory of everything, duh), but I do think "we undermined the material basis for patriarchy without destroying its grip on the collective imagination, thereby driving many people insane" is a sort of skeleton key to most of what's happening.

"wHy DoWnT dEy sElEbRaTe St gEoRuS dAy LikE St pAts??!!!?! Sadiq Khan " Huge celebration of St George's Day in Trafalgar Square with music ,performances,food and drink" "bEt iT wIlL bE fUlL oF iSlAmS FOrCiNg RODHULL fOoD on uS" Give or take this had been the gammon response to Khan's announcement

It would half crack me up that the thing that would bring down Bezos and other tech bros would be a world energy crisis.

@dicknixon.bsky.social Sir, I just.... don't even know how to break this to you

Hilarious how for years serious people have said that you can't rely on renewables because they are prone to disruptions in supply www.ft.com/content/19f1...