Every American should have this in their wallet:

The last onside kick by a team featuring Kirby Smart was Alabama against Clemson in the 2015 title game. Coincidentally this was the kick that established @rodger.bsky.social as the best in the business for weird special teams shenanigan reporting www.sbnation.com/college-foot...

I was watching this on my phone while attempting to take a nap with my girlfriend and turned the sound up exactly one notch for this play We did not nap, she is being very nice about it

Breaking News: Late last night Conde Nast illegally fired 4 union organizers who asked company execs to explain the downsizing of Teen Vogue and continued layoffs. We’ve filed a grievance.

Idk if this makes sense but this World Series game is giving real college football vibes

Between this and Sinners it's been a bad year for Devils going to Mississippi

Cowbell Hell is real and the sun is unwelcome there

ASU OH NO

17 plays, 95 yards, just under 9 minutes, field goal Arizona State, you are God's Perfect College Football Team

That’s the King of Louisiana

There are Diego Pavias everywhere for those with the eyes to see them

John Mateer has recaptured my heart

Look obviously it sucks, everything he does sucks, but Trump's dedication to 1987 Wedding Food is one of his only sincerely held beliefs. I am putting a bounty on a photo of the fucked up pasta primavera they're serving. You know there's shredded carrot in that thing.

They should put Thomas Castellanos in the football hall of fame right now hoo boy insane called shot

Matt Patricia lulling OSU fans into a false sense of security, manifesting some nastiness on behalf of Parker Navarro and the Bobbies in 2 weeks

Matt Patricia is going to parlay having the most talented defense in the country into an ill-advised-for-all-parties MAC job and I can’t wait

when you give me an easy crosser

What emo ass Fox producer just queued up the My Chemical Romance/The Used cover of Under Pressure

Man that Arch not-interception elicited a “oof that’s not a good ball” from me, not sure where that aligns

I do not guarantee this is where we landed on the actual episode but here you go, this is what I think your knee jerk reaction to seeing an interception says about you

We are so back

Tulane came out on the goal line with two tight ends and a fullback under center, christian football

What if this just becomes a CFB account

I want my $4 a month to go directly to Warhammer figurines who do I talk to about that

“This new bot would have reported Watergate as a tenant association dispute.” abovethelaw.com/2025/07/law3...

Sign this petition if you agree this is a bad idea. actionnetwork.org/petitions/te...

In March, our own VP of legal news accused us in the Law360 newsroom of having “liberal bias” by using anonymous reader quotes Now they want us to use AI to check whether our stories are biased www.niemanlab.org/2025/07/law3...

Still no consumer AI use case that has materially improved my life, but glad to hear they have invented and instituted the AI Boot Deepthroat Machine.

An ICE agent opens the door and the woman's daughter shrieks—an unforgettable noise of agony. Her mother is about to disappear, into the purposefully vague bureaucratic world of forced removal. The opening of that door, to this shrieking girl... it must look like a life torn apart.

I thought this was really well done: www.nytimes.com/2025/05/04/u...

Love how the economy is becoming a Russian nesting doll of tech companies built to solve the problems created by other tech companies www.nytimes.com/2025/05/05/t...

they ought to sell editions of really long books that are split into volumes of 200 pages each for portability’s sake. i spent my day carrying around chaim grade’s sons and daughters and now my back hurts

“My name is Bruce S and I’m here to say I kiss Clarence Clemens, but I’m not gay!”

America: Make it the 2010s again Behold, you are the 2010s Atlanta Falcons

The gutting of HHS and the CDC will literally and directly lead to the sickening and deaths of millions of Americans, and many more globally. Far more than that will suffer needlessly. This is horrific.

Massive, meaningful changes in governance done as a result of a ctrl-f for the word "transition." No one will ever believe how stupid this shit was.

The lure of Elon’s alternate reality for his followers is so powerful that he will tell them that pulling books off shelves, deleting words from government websites, and banning programs for their kids based on words they used is all part of fighting back against censorship. And they just let him

nice Justice Department you’ve got there, shame if we demolished it over Eric Adams of all people

I have a question. What is the foreign policy of the U.S. government? www.wsj.com/world/europe...

The Strokes playing Someday on Letterman will make the closest 40-year-old man reach for a Natty Lite and try to tell you about the good ol' days www.youtube.com/watch?v=42UP...

It is entirely the fault of my own extremely linear rock brain that I can’t get used to this, but it gets me every time, still: you’ve got talent — secret base, in this case — on one hand. in the other hand, you have a team that can’t figure out how to monetize that work.

Free speech baby

may be beside the point/extremely obvious but i feel like you can only ignore extreme wealth inequality for so long before it metastasizes into something that fundamentally remakes and destabilizes the world by giving people access to so much money that they are fully above consequence

The pope to JD Vance

New — The National Center for Missing & Exploited Children (NCMEC) was told this week by DOJ that they'd lose their funding if the org didn't remove any mentions of LGBTQIA+ issues from their public materials, I've learned. Staff were told they need to deadname trans kids in their reports to comply.

Give a little whistle. Signal: kimkelly.666

We worked for months with USAID to build an $85,000,000 project to end TB in two regions of the Philippines. The project is funded by private money, the Philippine government, and matching USAID funds. It could provide a blueprint for eliminating TB worldwide--except it's...not happening.

Everything is insane right now but one little ray of sunlight is that I just got a new gig trying to use public policy to create as many local journalism jobs as humanly possible. mattdpearce.substack.com/p/ive-got-a-...