Kare 11 local news just read, in full, this statement from Michael and Susan Pretti, the parents of Alex Pretti. "Please get the truth out about our son."

It's inevitable, you simply must adapt to it and use it, you have no choice, but also please use it more or it's going to die

There is no world where I thought this was possible when I started caring about the Hoosiers because of the Good Brand, what a ride

This is what it would sound like if Gronk got right with Christ

FERNANDO THE BULL

I wrote this almost 11 years ago theweek.com/articles/444...

OH NO! DISASTER!

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Trinidad “there’s a bomb in my car” Chambliss

Uh oh we’ve got a wasted timeout by Mario Cristobal, certainly nothing will come of this

Carson Beck’s Big Interception meter is filling up in a hurry, it’s coming any moment

Indiana fans can legally uproot an In-N-Out and take it home now

Roll Damn Hoosiers

THE FACT THAT ONE OF THE POP-TARTS CHOSE TO LIVE MAKES THE WHOLE THING WORSE SOMEHOW

sitake seamlessly catching a handful of mini pop-tarts getting dumped on his head and shoveling them in his mouth is what bowl season is all about

(me telling my story about how I started the season as a national champion contender but ended up going 6-6 and playing in the Pinstripe Bowl) yeah man it was crazy (friend who once got a text from me about Northwestern's 22-21 win over Penn State) was the Grunk there?

The island was riddled was Ominous Plinths? I feel like that should be bigger news

This entire grift relies on convincing people that they don't know how to do the things they have always known how to do, and ironically, if it works, we will, in a very short amount of time, forget how to do all the things we have always known how to do.

Incredible addition to the Marine Canon from the new John Prine book cc @hollyanderson.bsky.social @edsbs.bsky.social @jasonkirk.fyi @celebrityhottub.bsky.social @shutdownfullcast.bsky.social

JUST FOUR MORE TEAMS BRO JUST FOUR MORE TEAMS BRO JUST FOUR MORE TEAMS BRO JUST FOUR MORE TEAMS BRO I SWEAR BRO JUST FOUR MORE, I SWEAR

Every American should have this in their wallet:

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I was watching this on my phone while attempting to take a nap with my girlfriend and turned the sound up exactly one notch for this play We did not nap, she is being very nice about it

Breaking News: Late last night Conde Nast illegally fired 4 union organizers who asked company execs to explain the downsizing of Teen Vogue and continued layoffs. We’ve filed a grievance.

Idk if this makes sense but this World Series game is giving real college football vibes

Between this and Sinners it's been a bad year for Devils going to Mississippi

Cowbell Hell is real and the sun is unwelcome there

ASU OH NO

17 plays, 95 yards, just under 9 minutes, field goal Arizona State, you are God's Perfect College Football Team

That’s the King of Louisiana

There are Diego Pavias everywhere for those with the eyes to see them

John Mateer has recaptured my heart

Look obviously it sucks, everything he does sucks, but Trump's dedication to 1987 Wedding Food is one of his only sincerely held beliefs. I am putting a bounty on a photo of the fucked up pasta primavera they're serving. You know there's shredded carrot in that thing.

They should put Thomas Castellanos in the football hall of fame right now hoo boy insane called shot

Matt Patricia lulling OSU fans into a false sense of security, manifesting some nastiness on behalf of Parker Navarro and the Bobbies in 2 weeks

Matt Patricia is going to parlay having the most talented defense in the country into an ill-advised-for-all-parties MAC job and I can’t wait

when you give me an easy crosser

What emo ass Fox producer just queued up the My Chemical Romance/The Used cover of Under Pressure

Man that Arch not-interception elicited a “oof that’s not a good ball” from me, not sure where that aligns

I do not guarantee this is where we landed on the actual episode but here you go, this is what I think your knee jerk reaction to seeing an interception says about you

We are so back

Tulane came out on the goal line with two tight ends and a fullback under center, christian football

What if this just becomes a CFB account

I want my $4 a month to go directly to Warhammer figurines who do I talk to about that

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