No, YOU’VE got a wee something in your eye

Someone needs to press play on this bit of London.

Introduce yourself with 10 acts you’ve seen live: Virgin Prunes Click Click Laibach Borghesia Skinny Puppy Einsturzende Neubauten Psychic TV SWANS SUNN O))) Take That

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Name 10 bands/musicians you’ve obsessed over at some point: Virgin Prunes Coil Dead Can Dance Skinny Puppy Siouxsie & the Banshees Birthday Party/Nick Cave Chris & Cosey/Carter Tutti Cuts Abul Mogard Dead or Alive

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Holy mother of….

He’s got a point. It’s sooooo easy to claim benefits for mental health. They don’t ask for any proof currently. None whatsoever The assessment for PIP in particular can be thought of as a jolly few hours spent laughing about your mental state CUNT!

I could always see the obvious flaw in having an ejector seat in a helicopter, but in these kinds of scenario..

How can you expect to get justice for the Epstein survivors when the biopic of a child abuser took $220m on its opening?

Sunshine. ✔️ Garden. ✔️ Hammock. ✔️

Oh, that’s a shame isn’t it. Such a terrible shame. (Not capable of using/posting gifs, but if you could please picture that one of Thierry Henry that would be fabulous)

There is some good in this world after all ❤️

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Happy St George’s Day 🙏🏼❤️

4'33''? It's kind of an obscure song. You probably haven't heard it.

Michael Jackson biopic first film of Nonce Cinematic Universe buff.ly/38I966K

Worrye not about 'being productive,' for thou art not a product. Thou art a star daunsinge yn a hopeful skye. A signal blinking across centuryes and worldes. Thou art a song performid just once and perfectlye.

Currently writing a book in Scots and English about Roy Strang who, whilst in a coma, inhabits a fantasy life in which he is a shopkeeper in the wilds of Sweden, where he continually runs out of Daim bars but can never find a new supplier. It's called "Marabou Stock Nightmares". #irvinewelsh

Mob Boss: So, I heard you're the best sniper around. We need you to take someone out Me (holding comb & scissors): Well, this is awkward

You've got to admit, they did a cracking job patching him up after that incident in opening the Ark of the Covenant.

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"Are you going to Scarborough Fair? Parsley, sage, an air freshener and a tin of sardines" Simon & Garfunkel, the online shop item replacement version

His dad was great in ‘Farside’

Perfect description:

Well, it worked out so well last time, why not try again… YOU LOST TO A PEADOPHILE!!!!!

From a post: “Told my wife to have dinner ready by 6 or I'll obliterate her entire civilization. So anyway, she now charges me a fee to use the bathroom that used to be free, and I didn't get any dinner, but I'm pretty sure I won that exchange.”

Well, we must have been doing summink right. This period mentioned was when I ran the main venue mentioned, The Freebutt They were glorious days www.theguardian.com/music/2026/a...

“i’m still punk” i whisper to myself as i turn down the music in my car so i can see better

God, I love her so much. Just banger after bager. She's in it purely for the love of the game and I respect that.

A horse walks into a bar. "Why the long face?" asks the barman. "Your lungs hold around 5 litres" replies the horse. "Mine hold 50. I can breathe in almost two THOUSAND litres of air a minute. Big lungs need big noses and big mouths, which need long faces. Centaurs? They'd fucking suffocate, mate"

an inspiration for us all. she got out.

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Heartbreaking

Oh, this is unbelievably disappointing

If you see this, post a concert photo you took

“I’m saving up for the other sleeve and then maybe a back piece”

♫ psycho killer, cat cassette ♫

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"the good news is that we have found a relatively cheap and easy way to prevent the cast from going through puberty. the bad news is that not everybody in this room is going to like it".

This is true, however I think Putin has also done bad things, so let's not praise him uncritically

Ya know, I’m slowly beginning to think this Trump fella and all his little acolytes are not actually that sharp. Like, at all

Well done on the film awards, America. If you could arrest a few paedophiles and maybe stop murdering people, that would be good too. x

Happy muvvers day to those about and those no longer here Here’s me and my no longer here

I always it’s a good idea, occasionally, to dip into history and see just how far we’ve come on women’s rights etc (Cries into his beard)

Search your camera roll for ‘HELL’