Bluesky dot com: No we don’t know what a joke is here

can't stop watching this clip of a tesla Optimus teleoperator taking his headset off before properly logging out the robot

the american wing at the met is pretty sick and u should go egypt slaps too

We ran out of pumpkin pie slices

sucks being a killjoy but luckily i am good at it lol

this is the dumbest thing ive ever made

occasionally think about how good a gargoyle maker i would've been in the middle ages

This might be the single funniest thing that has happened during this incredibly cursed year

House votes on dumbass resolution condemning socialism, meanwhile the DSA's Lisan al-Gaib rolls the truculent child brain president like a pair of socks

look at my dipshit son

He's fine

Okay Luigi absolutely didn't do it and this is a pin job

Big news out of Georgia

oh my god

Fuck yeah, reverse card our ass.

Rubio publicly criticizing an ally for cracking down on right-wing extremism. And Germany hitting back. We are in a new world

Provided it's not overshadowed by even more idiotic comments he might make as the coming economic calamity unfolds (a big caveat!), this will stand as one of the dumbest things a US President has ever said about the economy, easily eclipsing Jimmy Carter's infamous "malaise" speech in 1979

The default Dem position should be that nothing under Trump is valid. Trump didn't honor his predecessors' agreements. He didn't even honor his own trade agreements. He didn't honor Congressional appropriations. He doesn't follow laws. Clean slate. If you rely on him, your loss.

patty morin is notable for having stolen all of the money in her daughter's gofundme from her grandchildren, leaving them destitute

Once again: everyone who spent any time around Trump in the 80s and 90s during his “real estate mogul” era said that if you look him straight in the eye and tell him to go fuck himself he disengages and immediately starts looking for an exit.

seems as good an opportunity as any to dump some of my favorite 4chan posts

What the actual fuck:

I'm not saying anything novel here but it really is just truly despicable to watch them use THEIR OWN COLOSSAL SCREW UP to slander the reporter THEY INCLUDED ON THEIR CLASSIFIED GROUP CHAT

me coming in guns-a-blazing, with absolute certainty and confidence that what I say next will eliminate any doubt about my competence

They’re not going to get out of this by playing semantics. Sending detailed information about an upcoming military strike on unclassified channels (and even to the wrong guy) is wrong, reckless, and obviously a threat to American troops.

Due process is a remarkable phrase because it describes exactly what it is. There is a process by which you are due for the state to act upon you. It is due. It is owed to you. It is the debt incurred as part of the social contract.

It’s fucking wild! I think half of them are too dumb to understand they’re destroying the system that gave the U.S. its wealth over the past 80 years. And the other half have international investments that insulate them from the destruction of American living standards that’s about to happen.

Sigur Ray

a lot of times people say the problem with the media is that they are "stenographers" or that they just blindly report both sides without fact checking but that severely understates the problem. When Trump was unable to articulate an appealing message they took the initiative to invent a better one

me when I lie

"A very strong vetting process" is not the same as legal recourse or due process. For example, Jews selected for labor details or gas chambers went through a very strong vetting process.

Trump on his suggestion that people who vandalize Teslas should be deported to prisons in El Salvador to serve 20-year sentences: “These are terrorists. You didn’t have that on January 6, I can tell you.”

i will reiterate too democrats lost to this circus. how goddamn incompetent do they have to be to have lost to him twice

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marco rubio deserves to burn in hell for eternity

this well-loved stuffed toy has been with us for a month today 🥹 happy anniversary little man

if, ten years ago, your entire understanding of politics was that the right wing wanted to destroy everything because they were evil, you had a more accurate and more predictive analysis than functionally the entire American media and political apparatus

The annual State Department human rights report “will remove all sections covering the rights of women, LGBTQ+ people, and the disabled as well as sections dedicated to discrimination against indigenous people and corruption in government.” www.lgbtqnation.com/2025/03/marc...

99-0. Every single senator voted to confirm this ghoul.

I never thought leopards would eat MY face

“It was unclear what the impetus was for providing Mr. Musk such a sensitive briefing. He is not in the military chain of command, nor is he an official adviser to Mr. Trump on military matters involving China.”