Huh - I really was not expecting Haaland's taste in both modern and canonical classical music to be this good.

We got our own version of 'Thursday Murder Club' on NITFLIX, but it called 'THE MONDAY TUESDAY WEDNESDAY THURSDAY FRIDAY SATURDAY SUNDAY MURDER CLUB'. It about a bunch of elderly Ogrons living in a retirement home. But it less about SOLVING murders and more about PLANNING them!😁

Ooo the newest iPhone has an eye that opens and looks around while you're asleep. The eye is fully organic and if you put your ear near it you can hear it sliming as it swivels in the socket. It is looking for things you don't need to worry about.

No one would be confused about what is happening here if they saw it in another country.

what a humiliating way for don jr. to find out his dad sends birthday cards.

It's so weird how people always say Ghandi instead of Gandhi. Like, why is that 'h' so impatient that it has to jump the queue?

Fascism ended in annihilation and surrender in WW2, but please go on.

The first time Charlie Chaplin used his voice in a film, he wielded it to forcefully condemn the rising forces of fascism around the globe. Will we listen to his words today?

@gralefrit.bsky.social You have to see these! A friend of mine has been collating a series of images entitled "Things my students have written turned into Philomena Cunk quotes" and they're just glorious.

Letter of the day (in the Times)

The stories we tell matter. I know this not from watching but from memory. I was just a child, held behind barbed wire in a U.S. internment camp, when an atomic bomb obliterated Hiroshima—killing members of my family.

Chair Stop-Motion 🪑💨 Made with 444 pictures taken over 10 days

Holes - how do they work?

Please don't plug keyboards or other devices into random USB ports, ok?

Doctor Who script editor has success with new radio series. No idea what colour supplement this was from, or the date - 1978 I guess as the second radio series had not yet been broadcast. #h2g2

"It's ok, honey. The Sears Tower experiencing a blackout won't hurt you!" The Sears Tower experiencing a blackout:

This is EXACTLY the era when I was most familiar with all the cars. It took seeing this clip, and knowing all the cars, for me to realise I no longer know all the cars. Basically, this video from (checks watch) 30 years ago, looks more familiar to me than looking at the cars out of the window does.

*****EVERY EPISODE OF COUNT DUCKULA IS AVAILABLE FOR FREE ON ITVX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!*****

I'm not under the illusion that I live in "the greatest country in the world" but when Americans mug off Britain I just have three things to say: 1. Our supermarket sandwiches are undefeated, American food is BAD. 2. Our wall plugs are undefeated, North American plugs suck. 3. Day. Month. Year.

Well Hulk Hogan died. You were so close, universe. We wanted the other wrinkled, overly-tanned, former reality TV show star that everyone started to hate when they got too involved in politics

FACT: Crocodile Dundee lived in the same street as his arch-rival, Crocodile Dundee United.

If they make another Star Trek movie, can we have James Gunn direct it? Not because of his directorial skills; I just think it’s about time a narrative included Gunn’s Chekov.

A refreshing summer cooler recipe, enjoy

Macron: "He's a very clever cat" Merci monsieur le président x

President Macron speaking at Guildhall, "The European Union was stronger with the UK, and the UK was stronger with the European Union" "We want to write our future and not be the story written by another continent.. The only way to chose our future is to do it together"

Bluesky Sunday sermon

At the back of your kitchen cupboard is something pickled or preserved in a jar that you were given for Christmas several years ago that you’ve never quite felt like eating. Throw it out now.

me: how do you stay looking so young? dorian gray: *shifts uncomfortably* essential oils

If you didn't know this already have a fact to brighten your day. This is my cat Boris when he played Jones in Aliens. He was picked because he would hiss on camera because he was not a nice guy.

I'm just thinking of asking the sound recordist if she can put TMS in one side of my headphones.

Don’t teach your dog to turn around

That army parade was straight outta Spinal Tap.

They should have just replaced him with a lookalike and not told anyone, just to satisfy the bootleg conspiracists.

If the United States saw what the United States is doing in the United States, the United States would invade the United States to liberate the United States from the tyranny of the United States.

Bluesky is beautiful, even when it’s stormy. #photography #scape #clouds #sky 💙

Disco! In the Panic Room

This is the way to stand up to these bullies! Respect ✊

Roses are redde Noble are the manatees Yf we wante a bettir future Teach artes & humanityes

Going to keep saying it - the Farage effect is largely an illusion. Many, many more people loathe him than like him.

Every year on Memorial Day, I share this video of French caretakers who take sand from Omaha Beach in Normandy, and scrub them into the letters to give them the gold coloring. They do this for all 9,386 US soldiers who died. France also gave us this land as American soil.

Birds have significantly better eyesight than us which is why I get nice and sexy to go birdwatching

Exciting and practical house designs coming out of Scandinavia

In case you missed it ... Back during Covid, workers with a migration backgound recorded a poem, expressing their fear that we would forget how they helped to keep the UK alive during that crisis. People like Starmer clapped for them then. But now he just demonises them as "strangers". [SOUND ON 🔊]

My grandmas were immigrants, my mum & sisters in law are immigrants; my sister & nephews are migrants. My kids study maths, Shakespeare, dance, act & score tries alongside the kids of immigrants. My dad’s life was saved by immigrants. Immigrants have made us richer, wiser, stronger Win the fight

People have genuine, serious, concerns which need to be recognised and addressed. The problem is they keep being told that these concerns are caused by immigration, and when you are struggling you will take what you can as a reason. This isn't to say people are stupid or racist, just struggling. 1/

Very ashamed today of Starmer/Labour's comments about 'island of strangers' and 'incalculable damage'. It's the job of the government to leave the country in a better place than they found it, not to appeal to the base instincts of a nation in order simply to carry on governing.

It was so emotional hosting the #VE80 Day service at the National Memorial Arboretum with veterans telling their stories and children performing their message of hope ❤️

Conclave? Or a tyme for a large groupe of verye busye professionals wyth full schedules and manye responsibilityes to playe an entire D&D campaign uninterrupted?