Replace "rock" with "block" in song lyrics 🎶 I GOT THE BLOCKIN' PNEUMONIA AND THE BOOGIE-WOOGIE FLU🎶

Strong CVS vibes at this Walgreens

I stay hydrated so I don't get thirst trapped

It's the autumn of autism

Starting a cleaning business named Better Call Pine Saul

Putting "ANTIFA Headquarters" into Google Maps

Could you drop this tape off at Blockbuster for me?

Posthumous Malone

Anyone who has a million bucks must really like venison

Surrounded by children of the corn nuts.

I Want You 2: Want Me

There are so many hot guys at this Hobby Lobby.

I'm just leaving the rapture decorations up for the next one.

Come to think of it, I have never seen Grimace and Barney together in the same room.

Thought I was being raptured but it turns out I just stood up too fast.

First person to skin a cat: "There must be another way to do this."

Subtly downgrade a band Tadpole the Wet Sprocket

Subtly downgrade a band Alice in Ropes

Long John Silver Linings Playbook

Calling in to work raptured tomorrow

Technologically advance a band: Third AI Blind

Technologically advance a band: OLED Zeppelin

Technologically advance a band: Satellite Radiohead

Technologically advance a band: Alice in Blockchains

Figures that I just paid my quarterly taxes last week, and now the Rapture is this week.

The Blair Etsy Witch Project

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and his boat will be blown out of the water.

Nobody's going through the desert on a horse with no name anymore, and that's just sad.

In my defense, I was double-dog dared.

For sale: BMW turn signal lamp. Never Used.

NSFW a band The Backshot Boys

Nobody stops in the name of love anymore and that's sad.

Nobody is Kung Fu fighting anymore and that's sad

NSFW a band Twisted Step-sister

NSFW a band The James Gangbang

A so-so clairvoyant is called a mid-medium

Movie titles that also work as adult film titles: Free Willy

Pumpkin spice Hamburger Helper

Smash 2 movies together to make a new movie A Few Good Men in Black

Aniston Skywalker, aka Darth Vader

The Wizard of Menlo Park: Thomas Alva Aniston

Let's not forget about Hans Christian Aniston

Combine two programs to make something great Gilligan's Love Island

Combine two programs to make something great All in the Family Guy

I'm starting to think that the audiobook version of the Necronomicon was a bad idea.

Space cocktail - cosmospolitan

Gonna try this new bread -- Oops All Crust

Ruin a song by adding "literally" to the title Literally In Your Eyes

Donna Kelce is a nepo-parent

My father started with nothing and left it all to me in his will.