OK Instagram, we've finished redoing the kitchen, you can stop showing me all the kitchen worktop and cabinet ads.

When you only eat dinner at strip clubs and Hooters:

A friend asks: “Has it occurred to anyone that the MAGAs think you have to show IDs at restaurants because they’ve been eating all their meals at strip clubs? This isn’t even an unreasonable theory”

I built a battery powered, wireless digital photo frame using @pimoroni.com's Inky impression e-ink screen: www.youtube.com/watch?v=AknC... github.com/JamieKitson/...

Live children grow up to be soldiers, and provide aid and comfort to parents who are soldiers. That’s why elementary schools are legitimate military targets. Today by Pete Hegseth in the @nytimes.com

Out there somewhere Elon has a team of engineers working on a tiny, useless submarine to carry oil round the Straits of Hormuz.

@rachelmillward.bsky.social Well done for how you handled Darren Grimes today.

@kenwhite.bsky.social Hi, has Afroman been told to pay half the court costs and is this normal? Thanks

Kudlow: "You need an ID to adopt a kid, but no idea for voting? Really?"

The United States killed all these children last Saturday. 170 of them. Every. Single. One.

Reform win a seat: The true Volk have spoken and we all must listen. Greens win a seat: Early reports that Muslims may have ‘voted’ (an ancient Islamic practice designed to steal elections). How severely should the franchise be limited in response?

Some of them are asking for their billion dollars back

so crazy to me that a woman asked trump if he has any words for epstein's victims and he said "you as a young woman should smile more." it will go nowhere bc republicans refuse to hold trump accountable, but it's still pretty crazy.

Vance on the economy: "You don't turn the Titanic around overnight"

was briefly so excited reading this until I realised he meant Davos

People are saying you have to accept repentance and changed minds, but what does that mean, for someone like this? Do we need to accept someone who says “I realized I’m against his anti-Somali policy and looking for someone who likes Somalis but hates all the other people I hate”?

@joetidy.bsky.social Hey, nice article. Doesn't "wrench attack" come from the famous xkcd cartoon? xkcd.com/538/

Telling isn't it that all the "protect our girls" people are still on X despite what Grok is doing.

This is the longest year in the history of years, and there hasn't even been a Wednesday yet.

Economics as Scooby-Doo episode

Brexit would like a word :(

Just a reminder that at least 600 Americans were fired for failing to show sufficient respect after Charlie Kirk's murder.

The fact is no presenter has ever had to leave the BBC for expressing conservative views, or even explicitly endorsing a right-wing party. Was never a problem for Jeremy Clarkson. Was never a problem for Andrew Neil. Was never a problem for Alan Sugar

2 in 3 of Nigel Farage’s current and former partners do not speak English as their first language.

Great. @sumsung.bsky.social have removed the spin cycle from my washing machine model to make room for the oh so useful smart features.

On Truss & Kwarteng in ‘22. Allister Heath, Telegraph: “the best budget I have ever heard a British chancellor deliver". Alex Brummer, Mail: “a genuine Tory package elbowing to one side the Treasury's fiscal conservatism". These men will now be paid actual money for their analysis of today’s budget.

RFK Jr.: ‘The President Having Sex With Children Is Fine From A Purely Nutritional Standpoint’

I used to think of myself as a man of average intelligence, to my horror I have realized I am actually one of the smarter ones.

Fellow Republicans, the answer is clear. No more elections

@remembrancewatch.bsky.social I was supposed to be a demogorgon for Halloween, but I think my costume could do double duty.

lmao

I ❤️ Viz

I know statistics are poorly understood and are misused. But facts matter Between the 1991, 2001, 2011 and 2021 Census *every* ethnic group in the UK has become *less* geographically segregated and *all* groups, majority and minorities, are more likely to interact with people not like them

It's worth going to see Sandi Toksvig just to feel young again.

The UAE is an authoritarian autocracy, a petro-state with no income tax for citizens, to bribe them for the lack of democratic voice or free speech It is 85% migrant, a segregated society with a ban on integration in principle and practice, few rights, equal opportunities, nor voice for incomers

“You described Reform and other parties across Europe today as among the 'right wing equivalents of the fascists in the 1930s'. Why?” “Because that’s what they are” @vicderbyshire.bsky.social asks Lord Heseltine about remarks he made at Conservative Party Conference. #Newsnight

Don’t blame our leaders if the US military begins committing war crimes or attacking American civilians. Blame the women who laughed at Pete Hegseth during sex.

1. A day after the Michigan church shooting, Republicans are silent after learning the shooter was a MAGA extremist. No investigations of Trump supporters as terrorists. No national conversations about the rights of cisgender men. The silence is deafening. Subscribe to support our journalism.

ICE Argues Migrants In Camps Are Free To Die At Any Time https://theonion.com/ice-argues-migrants-in-camps-are-free-to-die-at-any-tim-1835623878/

RFK Jr. Warns Mistress That Condoms Cause Autism https://theonion.com/rfk-jr-warns-mistress-that-condoms-cause-autism/

“What, me?” said Appeasement, “You want me? After all these years quietly gathering dust in the history books, you want me again?” “Yes, of course! It’s your time to shine once more! Come on buddy, look sharp, you’ve got a lot of work ahead of you”

incredible

At last, some proper British vandalism. (source - www.facebook.com/share/p/1MeV...)

Come on, man

Fash in Clevedon doing the vital work of *checks notes* defacing public information boards in parks.

This timeline is key to Trump’s complicity (and potential as an accessory) Trump appears to be admitting today that he knew Epstein was trafficking underage girls from his Mar-a-Lago resort in 2000. It was two years later (2002) he referred Epstein as a “terrific” friend who liked “younger ones”.

Is this the dangerous London Farage has been warning us about?