With so much awful news, here is something to brighten your day:

Eric Trump went on FOX to brag about winning ANOTHER multimillion-dollar contract from the Trump administration. I've been sounding the alarm and pushing for answers. Is the Pentagon just a cash machine for Trump’s kids now? This looks like corruption in plain sight.

Jeri Mander and the Districts would be a great band name

Not teaching Plato protects the value of an Aggie degree. Killing courses is academic excellence. Now give us more money and send your kids here. #Satire

Mayor of Denver!

Nobody gets less home cooking than the Nuggets

AG!!!!

in the 1970s Hillary Clinton made a hundred grand trading cattle futures and 15 years later the news media made a decade-long scandal out of it

Hardly the first time he's turned off a woman

what’s funny about this is that tarantino wrote this “ezekiel 25:17“ for the film. it isn‘t actually in the bible. publicwitness.wordandway.org/p/hegseth-bo...

If you paid even a penny in federal income tax last year, you paid more than: Tesla Southwest Disney Live Nation HP United PayPal CVS Health Palantir Citigroup PG&E 3M That's right. They paid $0 in federal income tax. It's time for big corporations to pay their fair share.

For decades, men from Milwaukee voided even the appearance of cannibalism. Jeffery Dahmer is taking a different approach.

I'm a little verklempt at how diversity enriches us in unexpected ways.

This week is Black Maternal Health Week — and Black women are still being ignored, dismissed, and disrespected, especially during pregnancy and childbirth. Over 80% of these deaths didn’t have to happen. This is your reminder to listen to Black women.

Trump starts fighting with the Pope. Naturally, on Twitter:

DENVER WE'VE GOT A SMORGASBORD OF SPRING SHIT WAFTING OUR WAY, WHICH INCLUDES A CHANCE OF MOTHERFUCKING SNOW ON FRIDAY NIGHT. YEAH, WE'LL SEE. SUN: 75° MON: 73°/44° WINDY TUE: 60°/40° P.M. RAIN WED: 69°/44° NICE THU: 76°/38° ACTUALLY NICE FRI: 43°/27° BRRR WET MAYBE SNOW

We should work our asses off to make sure JD Vance is the GOP nominee for president in 2028

Free on Substack! open.substack.com/pub/represen...

Did he tell Iran to convert to Catholicism and they said no, so he left in a huff?

Stick taps to the Denver quartet named to the #MFrozenFour All-Tournament Team! 👏 As if there was any doubt...Johnny Hicks is also the Most Outstanding Player! 🔥 F - Rieger Lorenz F - Kyle Chyzowski D - Boston Buckberger G - Johnny Hicks (MOP) #theNational // #GoPios

Beds just took a shot off the noggin

The Denver Pioneers are National Champions For the 11th time in school history

We couldn't have done it without her.💐

Greatest. Correction. Ever.

oh look: wholesomeness

We lost 13 troops. Injured hundreds more. Killed thousands of Iranians, including school children. Used hundreds of millions of our tax dollars. Damaged our bases in the region and countless aircraft. Sent gas prices through the roof here and abroad. And we got what exactly?

Tonight from the Coors Field scoreboard:

damn

Could they have found announcers that hate the Nuggets more?

NASA’s Earth photos from Artemis inspired me to put this on today… 🙂 Getting lots of positive comments on it as I run errands…

Geno is such a crybaby

Remember that one time when Charlie Blackmon was 6 for 6 on Opening Day? That was awesome.

Pete Hegseth to ban Army’s Metallica fans from listening to the Black Album.

yes you fucking morons free preschool for everyone or it becomes just "free preschool for the poors" and then you call them leeches and ask for tax breaks when really we want free preschool for everyone because we want smart well adjusted kids why is this so hard? www.nytimes.com/2026/03/31/n...

Man. Bruce Springsteen is on an absolute mission with this tour. Called this a Treasonous and corrupt regime, and welcoming in fans to the Land of Hope and Dreams your, asking to choose peace over WAR, and launching into a blistering version of “war”. Here. For. It. ✊🏼 🎸 🔥 👊🏼

couldn't come up with better PR for transgenders than "underground transgender mafia successfully heisted 12 tonnes of Kitkats"

Can someone let the @wnba.com and @thepwhl.com know?

Planned to go to the No Kings rally, but went to the inaugural Summit game instead. Supporting women's sports with 63K friends is its own form of protest.

Today’s “No Kings” protest signs looking good already.

BREAKING: Delta is suspending its special service desk for members of Congress until TSA is fully funded, per @ajc.com. Delta says members of Congress will now be treated like all other flying customers. www.ajc.com/politics/202...

if this isn't a disney cartoon by 2027 i'm filing a shareholder proposal to fire Josh D'Amaro