Read this. Then read it again.

A new investigation revealed that school districts and local governments are reportedly overpaying for supplies because of Amazon contracts that bind them to dynamic pricing. Rather than allow for competitive bidding, the deals “covertly raise prices and inflate costs for governments.”

Golly. Whatever will we do without Larry Summers wet blanketing any Democratic initiative to help working Americans to make them more elite/Republican friendly? The same crowd that got him into a working relationship with Epstein?

this is a reminder that we dont have to settle for newsom in 2028

Apparently No Kings wasn’t the nothing-burger the media pretended it was.

If you’re leaving NYC because of Mamdani and have a two-bed, two-bath available on the UWS, my DMs are open!

Good luck to everyone who is campaigning on their belief that a better world is possible! Jeers to all candidates promising orderly management of the decline!

Really looking forward to the Speaker of the House claiming to be unaware of the election results.

Kash fired the guy he thinks outed him for taking another private jet flight to see his girlfriend sing.

Paxlovid from Pfizer costs $15 to make and now retails for $1500. Insane

this is what will happen if mamdani makes bus rides free

The Bestie Boys

CNN talking about the possibility of violence as a guy in a giraffe costume waddles by

Shout out to the top 5 kings in the world, Martin Luther, Larry, Don, Stephen and Americans don't have a motherfuckin'.

You should make more money TEACHING children than you do ZIP TYING them.

If you're happy the 20 Israeli hostages are home (as I am) but silent on the 10,000 Palestinian hostages still languishing in Israeli prisons without charge or due process of law—then you'll have to stop pretending its hostage taking you were ever upset about. 1/2

As Congress works to end the government shutdown, it’s crucial to remind your elected officials to pass clean spending bills. The initial House bill, H.R. 4754, included harmful riders, including Section 128, which would remove protections for gray wolves in 44 states. 📣Take action: bit.ly/48ZBFo7

The following is REAL footage from Portland, 2025. Viewer discretion is advised.

Kristi Noem confronts enemy combatants in the Portland war zone today.

yes, but he still has to sound out some of the longer words

Thanks, New Yorker

Ald. Jessie Fuentes: “We have constitutional rights.” Unidentified federal agent, whose badge is not visible: "No." @wttw.bsky.social

STEPHANOPOULOS: The Democratic proposal is designed to prevent millions of Americans from losing their health insurance, losing Medicaid coverage, or paying higher healthcare premiums. Why are you against that? MIKE JOHNSON: That's an absurd statement STEPHANOPOULOS: It's a factual statement

Kicking off October the only way we know how… with a howl! 🐺🍂 #ambassadorwolf #spookyseasonishere

Remember now, the Party in control of the Presidency, Senate, House of Representatives and the Supreme Court are in no way responsible for a government shutdown.

FYI. If the Govt shuts down, everyone stays in town including the president but you’re just bored with nothing to do because it’s all messaging and negotiations. GREAT TIME TO RELEASE THE EPSTEIN FILES

I don’t think these Generals are being sold on how they can become rich with their own Amway franchise.

We wanted to understand the legal justification for the indictment of former FBI Director James Comey. So we talked to three unvaccinated crypto investors at Long John Silver's in Scranton.

I miss my 50-year streak of not knowing who the Secretary of Health is or anything about them.

Pete Hegseth is planning a military coup in the right way by Ezra Klein

If you voted for him, you've done this.

The richest man on earth owns X. The second richest man on earth is about to be a major owner of TikTok. The third richest man owns Facebook, Instagram, and WhatsApp. The fourth richest man owns The Washington Post. See the problem here?

A new bill, H.R. 5171, would strip gray wolves in Washington and Oregon of ESA protections. Human-caused deaths are already the leading threat. This bill, like others introduced this year, will not solve conflicts. It will only lead to more wolf killings. #ProtectWolves

If I were editing a column about Charlie Kirk’s political genius, I would tell the writer he needed to quote Kirk’s actual political beliefs. If the writer responded that doing so would weaken or distract from his argument, it’d be a pretty good sign that the column was not ready for prime time.

I don’t disagree with the point being made here, but also they do this like every three weeks. They were calling for Civil War about the Cracker Barrel logo.

No one would be confused about what is happening here if they saw it in another country.

The gaslighting on the signature is maybe their most embarrassing thing yet. Just an absolute disregard for the truth, or dignity. @reptimburchett

This is what happens when justice serves power instead of people. Banksy’s latest piece shows a judge beating a protester. They rushed to throw up barriers to hide it. We need this here because it looks a lot like our own Supreme Court vs. the people.

ICE deporting mothers for writing a bad check decades ago, President’s pubic hair signature on a birthday card to a sex trafficker is fine though.

#Dateline Live in Nashville, 9/28. (We’ll be a little more organized than this)

I do not wish to be a satellite

Any @wrestlingobserver.bsky.social readers at @phantasialand.bsky.social in Germany today (Sat 9/6)? We've got passes for FLY if you see us. We're not going to use them. Good until they're gone. Come say hi and cut the longest line in the park.

The president is sending the military to control American cities and if you're a reporter who's framing that illegal power grab as "pushing the boundaries of constitutionality" or "acting boldly to fight crime" or whatever, please go find another line of work where you won't get us all killed.

On Sept. 3, the House Natural Resources Water, Wildlife, and Fisheries Subcommittee will consider a bill that would prematurely remove Endangered Species Act protections for Mexican gray wolves Take action!📣Urge your Representative to OPPOSE this bill and prevent it from passing: bit.ly/3I0QDPx

Your steadfast advocacy means bupkis Gabe when President Orangey McBruisehands wants some blue state revenge.

Is there any bigger lie on the entire internet than cookie banners that start with “We value your privacy”?