posting an article being like we can’t think of one single reason why perfect beloved angel marc methot isn’t being let on tv anymore this is so mysterious onto bluesky is honestly a very hilarious bit if you think about it

All my homies hate marc methot

congrats @bosty.ca on winning the war 🫡

I do not BANDWAGON, I do not have a SECOND TEAM, I cheer for one team and one team only and if they don’t win every game even in preseason I KILL MYSELF

I TOLD YOU!!!! Here comes the comeback

In the first and second periods of their preseason games, the Ottawa Senators have been outscored 15 - 2

this is hilarious to have on full volume and just let the blues goal horn blast through our entire home

sens said streams over

Well, that is EXACTLY the start we were looking for...

the sens are back

MATHIEU JOSEPH I LOVE YOU

WE HAVE AUDIOOOOOOOOO LETGGOOOOOOOOOOOOO

GO SENS GO

buffalo stole josh's smile...

donovan sebrango what are you doing

kirby dach insane goal that was beautiful

The lion does not concern himself with tempering expectations about his NHL team winning the Stanley Cup

nice try, smart guy LEAFS ARE MISSING THE PLAYOFFS CONFIRMED THE MODEL BACKS THIS UP IT IS HAPPENING LEAFS SUCK

math is good actually

MICAH MCCURDY SAYS LEAFS ARE MISSING THE PLAYOFFS YOU HEARD IT HERE FIRST

BUFFALO VS OTTAWA STANLEY CUP PLAYOFFS ROUND ONE BABY

Enjoying C&H is the free space on bingo board of life's joys, no points awarded.

Scientifically, Sens are winning the cup.

The season preview is the place where all the parts of my work come together: identify the different skils in the game, measure the current impacts of all the players and coaches on those skills, then use those impacts to feed into simulation of the future. Confluence.

me trying to convince my friends and family that i am normal and can be trusted with a tv remote

That's me, never paying any attention to the Sens.

the sens won yesterday and get +0 pts added to their standings celebrate by watching the game’s archived back-to-back intermissions of Sens DJ content without any audio 🪩💃🎶

sens erasure

i say cozens dangle in front of new jersey net, thought he drew a penalty, and now its a 5 on 3 for new jersey? what was i missing here dksbsksbsk theres no audio on this feed

New Jersey Devils are using a sens watermarked feed and have it unlisted on youtube

sens should be wearing these jerseys today

GO SENS GO BABY

evil canada post management and complicit cbc distributing graph crimes fr like WHERE IS THE ACTUAL JOURNALISM ???

figured hey it might be a bad headline let's give it a sh- UNREALISTIC EXPECTATIONS?? LIKE HAVING THINGS AFFORDABLE AND ACCESSIBLE????? LOOK AT THE SECTION HIGHLIGHTED

look at my news media dawg I'm cooked like,, U DUMB BITCHES ITS NOT BANKRUPT ITS A PUBLIC UTILITY THAT COSTS MONEY ITS ONLY BANKRUPT IF THE GOVT DECIDES THEY DONT WANT TO SPEND MONEY ON IT

UPDATE: The hurricanes lost this game in regulation.

serves them right for wearing this. what the hell

lmfao

Nobody: Shane Pinto on a random Tuesday in September:

preseason tonight slafkovsky gets opponent skate to face. knies gets teammate skate to face. between puck to face, skate to face, high sticking, and the RULE THAT SHOT FOLLOW-THROUGHS R NOT PENALIZED (which makes sense!) god why do players hate cages so much😭

many are saying Shane Pinto better goal scorer than Auston Matthews

SHANE WINTO IS NOTICABLY THICCER THIS YEAR 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥 “WHEN SHANE PINTO SCORES, OTTAWA WINS. THATS HOW IT WORKED LAST YEAR AND THAT’S HOW IT WORKS THIS YEAR” -TSN MIKE JOHNSON PREACHING

SHANE WINTO THE LEGEND THAT YOU ARE

Au-stunned.

Pinto goal, so I guess we know who's winning this one.

SHANE WINTO

hunter shepard is such a crazy name go sens go fr

matthews got shut down by HUNTER SHEPARD MATTHEWS IS A SHEEP. IS HE THE PREY. HE IS THE HUNTED