Is this not what happens after every practice and game?

Not sure why the Sens didn't go with our suggested strategy of "simply taking the puck away from the Carolina Hurricanes." Maybe they didn't have time to listen to the episode before puck drop.

NEW EPISODE! - How we manifested the downfall of the Red Wings - Why expected goals are far more important than actual goals - How the Ottawa Senators can defeat the Carolina Hurricanes zencastr.com/z/XXxH4ZYw

New episode will be up within the hour.

podcast clips that precede unfortunate events

NEW EPISODE! We are suffering. (apologies for Beata's audio occasionally cutting out in this; we had some technical difficulties) zencastr.com/z/Fo2rue-C

NEW EPISODE! Our pitch for a cameo in Heated Rivalry + manifesting the downfall of several Atlantic Division teams + Olympics discussion zencastr.com/z/FArXyAp6

this is so beautiful

we here at elite sens brain promise that we will never pretend to like heated rivalry to get your attention ☝️ we are honest haters

hey guys, before you say anything mean about James Reimer remember he is somebody’s son, so make sure you @ his parents and tell them they did a shit job raising him too

Big week for players, real and fictional, who may or may not be Babygirl

NEW EPISODE! Discussing the Josh Norris return game, the Quinn Hughes trade, whether the Sens are bad, and, of course, more hockey romance. zencastr.com/z/bePk5IBe

issuing correction on previous comments of ours, regarding the popular "game changers" book series. we have just been informed of how the series ends and would like to clarify that you do, in this one instance, "gotta hand it to them"

NEW EPISODE! Are the Ottawa Senators making lineup decisions based on our podcast? Are we Canada's Team? And most importantly, why is this popular hockey romance series so mean to Ottawa? zencastr.com/z/8mCglGnT

interesting how yesterday we released a podcast episode where we told the sens to play jordan spence and also wear white helmets and they immediately did both of those things and won. almost like people should listen to us more?

once you have listened to the episode make sure to do your homework: youtube.com/playlist?lis...

NEW EPISODE! We discuss Jordan Spence being the new Erik Brännström, the Lansdowne 2.0 mess, the Jays, and some pop culture news that is very important to us specifically zencastr.com/z/Y8cbHo1Z

recording today if the hockey gods allow it... any particular topics we should discuss?

the hockey gods are trying to keep us down (we keep taking turns getting sick) so new episode whenever we are both well enough to record

Essential listening to understand why I am about to start saying "Thomas Chabot is a horse, to me" on bsky dot com.

NEW EPISODE! We are back! Listen to us explain a popular Sens twitter offseason meme known as "chabbyhorse posting," and also predict the upcoming season or whatever zencastr.com/z/kVwjnO1C

NEW EPISODE! We recap the Ottawa Charge's incredible playoff run and hand out the Amelnykan Awards! zencastr.com/z/bdYWxLWI

someone ask king charles his opinion on the brännström news

NEW EPISODE! We recap the reverse sweep that almost was, then turn our attention to the Charge and their upcoming playoff debut. zencastr.com/z/UiRn01-o

NEW EPISODE! Before you can be so back it must first be so over... The Sens' first 2 playoff games in 8 years call for a mostly unedited, emergency podcast. We discuss Brady achieving his dreams, and our thoughts on the Sens' chances in the series. zencastr.com/z/H2JXYiIv

recording an emergency pod tomorrow to discuss what brady tkachuk did this time

THE PLAYOFF PREVIEW YOU'VE BEEN WAITING FOR! We have joined forces with @zubcast.bsky.social to deliver a massive crossover episode, where we preview the Sens' grand return to the Stanley Cup Playoffs. zencastr.com/z/_G_DNZ0w

big things planned for our playoff preview. stay tuned.

I love this podcast so much that I made sure to track down their zoom link and call in just for a chance to talk to my favourite podcasters!

NEW EPISODE! Goodbye, Josh 💔 we discuss The Trade, and get excited about the Sens' playoff chances, but don't worry; we save some time to be mad about the Habs too. zencastr.com/z/-VaBzBQY

support CANADIAN PODCASTING by listening to elite sens brain instead of whatever GARBAGE american podcast you listen to 🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦 (we get no money from this we just want attention)

We might lose followers over this, but it needs to be said. I find it extremely disrespectful when people boo the national anthem. As soon as you hear 'Baby, take me to the feeling / I'll be your sinner, in secret / When the lights go out / Run away with me' you need to be OUT of your fucking seat

NEW EPISODE!!!!! Today is the only day you can listen to this before the four nations stop facing off zencastr.com/z/BfzJ8TL2

DON'T GO TO SLEEP YET! While you celebrate the Sens win and/or have a breakdown over the Flyers trade (the two sides of our audience), listen to our NEW EPISODE where we discuss Tim Stützle's haircut and the new year and such. zencastr.com/z/PfJiORT0

huge if true

at a time when most podcasts are cowardly taking "holiday breaks" you continue to be brave and truthtellers. thank you for all you so 🙏🙏🙏

our gift to all of you this holiday season is a NEW EPISODE all about how GOOD THE SENS ARE because they're so good you guys they're SO good zencastr.com/z/zDHbhiSY

to these ten listeners, thank you. to everyone else, we hope you take some time to reflect on how you can better artificially inflate elite sens brain's numbers in the coming year, perhaps by playing our episodes on repeat while you sleep.

oh I'm sure

We are both gently holding your fingers as you listen to this episode zencastr.com/z/OmPzYOV4

guys what should we talk about in our next episode

nouveau podcast en français sur la charge d'ottawa s'en vient lundi. btw. assurez-vous de vous abonner à la brigade :)

omg we're going viral

our titles will continue to get longer until the sens win the cup

Booktok girlsssss, assemble! Our new episode is here and it includes a full debrief of the Ottawa Senators press box experience. zencastr.com/z/9MVB78GE

NEW EPISODE! Our friend @nuckssleepdemon.bsky.social joins the show to provide totally legitimate and serious season predictions! zencastr.com/z/x0VtqwOK

“I am jealous of the portrait you have painted of me. Why should it keep what I must lose? Every moment that passes takes something from me and gives something to it. Oh, if it were only the other way! If the picture could change, and I could be always what I am now!"

NEW EPISODE! It's finally Bosty O'Clocky (phrase we invented) here at Elite Sens Brain, as the infamous @bosty.ca listens to women for the first time in his life, joining the show to discuss the sens' offseason! zencastr.com/z/LdE1Nsiu

goodbye goodbye goodbye... you were bigger than the whole sky...