something i find very funny is this show that’s being pushed to me on instagram that’s like “all these people are conniving and implicated in a murder or attempted murder and ALSO they’re all BISEXUAL” like it’s supposed to be shocking. very 2000s very retro. love.

THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT MARK SUTCLIFFE

ottawa charge funeral

say what u will abt ridly grieg taking too many penalties… at least he’s funny about it

anytime i want a job a demon called “bebadatinterviewsebub” possesses my body and tanks it for me

i saw mitch marner at the devils sacrament

oh just suck his goddamn dick at this point

killyourselfkillyourselfkillyourselfkillyourself

THE CITY OF MONTREAL IS SABOTAGING ME WE NEED A FEDERAL INVESTIGATION #GoSensGo

MY POWER WENT OUT WHAT'S HAPPENING

lost internet connection during the sens leafs game …

tim stützle hauling someone down, accusing him of diving, then skating away and getting brady tkachuk to fight for him ohhhh I love him so much

that is easily one of the funniest periods of the season

did the sens commit a penalty? yea prbly. did they do anything wrong? no it’s the wings

Sens nation is FIRED UP

suddenly I understand evan buckley... my (parasocial) best friend is also leaving me forever...

next steve staios press conference

unironically making Brady Tkachuk cry seems like maybe not the best move before a playoff push but idk

here’s how josh norris can remain a sen for life:

fly high princess 🤍🕊️🌈

hearing josh norris is refusing to report to buffalo (he’s tied up in my basement)

No you’re trading the wrong player with a 9 on the back of his jersey!!!!!!!!!

all this meanwhile dylan cozens shoulder will explode in 16 days

the Flag is not to be flown upside down except as a signal of dire distress in instance of extreme danger to life or property

steve staios watch out bitch

does dylan cozens have a goofy smile and a stupid mustache in his headshot and a lifelong friendship with brady tkachuk and a weirdly homoerotic friendship with thomas chabot and and and and

josh i love you… stop going netfront… for me?

sens lose: it’s because they’re missing half their team sens win: my hellebuck voodoo doll is working

u gotta wonder if vampires r cool with internal bleeding like i run into a lot of things and fall down a lot but never rlly break skin #2025

brady don’t pmo

victims of communism? more like victims of commune-ism (i got waitlisted by my grandmas lesbian co-op)

drake batherson hattrick happened once i left eastern standard time because he knew i couldn’t beat him up… pour one out for nuckssleepdemon tonight

josh norris 🤝 midtown manhattan man shooters

i tried to check a book out of barnes and noble for free and they shot me on sight

gay son AND thot daughter

look at my net-front agitator dawg, I’m gonna win the draft lottery

people on r/canucks are writing josh norris quinn hughes rpf but i just want everyone to remember who was a fan before they got big ://

a lot of queer people are taking josh norris and really holding space with him

if u loved mike tyson v jake paul u would love another 21 year difference fight: me and my dad at christmas dinner

TIM STÜTZLE INTERNAL MONOLOGUE ON A BREAKAWAY: I will draw the goalie across the face of the goal and then use his momentum against him as he opens up his five hole, giving me a clean shot at goal JOSH NORRIS INTERNAL MONOLOGUE ON A BREAKAWAY: i'm da king of da ice, baby!

guys is letting in 4 goals on 13 shots good? asking for a friend

nice post. unfortunately i drew you as joel farabee (doubled over in pain, loser) and me as josh norris (just scored a goal, good at my job)

claude giroux you are not too old to be bisexual <3

If y'all just coming over now you all need to pay the existing sens bluesky users 10 dollars before you are allowed to post with us

josh norris literally the belle of the ball rn

“keep your eyes on the josh norris feed” don’t worry i was