getting traces of what appears like it maybe just could be a sennies mini heater

$5 and you can vote for avi. good deal imo

...bit of a short stint...

perfect post-blizzard album www.youtube.com/watch?v=_LJi...

a new Mikey Likey series debuts today in which i slowly eat my way through every library in toronto, starting with one near and dear to my heart open.substack.com/pub/mikeylik...

hard.... hurry hard!!!

starting to think alfie might be the only competent coach on the team

crank that by soulja boy NOW

have they fired travis green yet

genuinely didn't know it could be like that

why are all the euros and yanks upset at one another today? trying to sort out who gets silver in olympic hockey again?

the first one was too liberal. the second one was too conservative. which one will be "just right" for this little "blue" riding hood?

[guy running an account for a record label that technically exists but mostly just posts about lunch and the ottawa senators] everyone but me though

hmmmm

if you tracked the intelligence of torontonians over the course of a year you would see two large troughs: one in january (winter driving season) and one in july (rutting season)

a sens win this evening would resolve many of contemporary society's most deeply embedded contradictions

can someone in the advanced stats community tell me if this is good

reposting for the weekend crowd: delivery apps are ruining our food but are more popular than ever. what up with that? open.substack.com/pub/mikeylik...

you can rest easy, i just checked: it is still snowing out there

if you are ordering delivery today in toronto you are evil

best part of the sens game so far is knowing that gary galley is there to witness it

typo in the mikey likey subhead. fucking kill me. just fucking kill me please.

business people love things "at a glance"

happy drinking moment #rhoslc

i need to know where in toronto darko rajaković is getting his sarma, his ćevapi, his pljeskavica, his rakija, etc

this mcdonald's in Nānākuli on O'ahu might have the nicest view of any mcdonald's in the world

big news for my bi-monthlyheads: it's pay week

either outcome is funny: a) sens go on a heater with reimer and we're stuck in a hell of our own creation b) the sens suck even more shit

My GREAT LAKES includes LAKE ST CLAIR 😤

matt lafleur i want your desk packed first thing monday morning

toyotathon is back

sens season went off the rails when they debuted those cursed 3rd jerseys

this is when the real sickos come out 😎

made the mistake of looking up where the sens' first pick is in the 2026 draft and hoo boy

lmao sens

how about this: cheated rivalry

speaking from recent experience: skip the traditional "venue" and book out a restaurant. most won't even charge a fee as long as you hit a minimum spend. the food will also be better than a caterer. perfect for a wintertime wedding.

2026 year of sen etc

squirrels have so much more gravitas when they're bounding through the snow than when they're skittering about the rest of the year

are you into dick duff or les duff? maybe both?

big sens win tonight would ease many geopolitical tensions

i see the sens won yet again. they're 2026 the year of sens

what a fuckin goal that is. liquid sens

dry january? this 2 g/L chardonnay ought to fit the bill

the Michael Awards for Achievement in Lunch & Libations would never

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ullmark, buddy

got a jake