jon bois hockey tweet

i remember who i picked in my bracket but forgot how many games i had them in and 🫣

so real so true!

sens are now 6-0 in goals 2-0 in games when i have the game up but on mute but next game is during 911 so y'all are gonna have to figure out ur own superstitions sorry

i forgot the first period but dont worry guys i have the game on but muted now

political divide

does anyone know anything abt the democratic candidates for virginia lt governor.. i am just realizing this is a thing i should be voting for in a month

so heres the thing

every problem in my life is because i havent gone to the zoo in almost a year. i need to go to the zoo

i keep forgetting the sens sent josh norris to the 1st circle of hell and wondering when hes gonna finally score a goal

listening to an old playlist i made in 2016 and havent added to since 2019 and whatever algorithm spotify uses to shuffle seems to think i wanted it to play every single one of the 11 ed sheeran songs on the playlist (out of 180 total songs) back to back to back

glad the nats are figuring out their bullpen plans

exactly

dylan crews is so back

I'm sorry but I don't care how much you like Hogwarts Legacy. I don't care how cool the lego sets are. I don't care that "it was your childhood." You cannot separate art from artist here. She is actively using your money to ruin lives *now*.

YOU MOTHERFUCKER I WAS LITERALLY 15 MINUTES AWAY FROM PUBLISHING AN ARTICLE NOW I HAVE TO RUN THE ANALYSIS ALL OVER AGAIN TOOK YOU TEN DAYS TO REMEMBER WHAT A SMARTPHONE WAS AND GIVE TIM APPLE HIS BRIBERY EXEMPTION, MEANWHILE YOU STILL HAVEN'T FUCKING EXEMPTED BANANAS

I’ve see. Enough James wood is the next god

nats elite

had a monthly check in with my admin boss and when we didnt have anything else to talk about he goes "... so ovi right"

Honestly if you told me a week ago we would take 2 of 3 from the Dodgers I would have laughed in your face. I am happy

What do you even say here

She goes to a different school

me

people are expecting congress to swoop in and save the day, republicans defect, to vote down and retract the trump tariffs and i’m sorry but that’s just not happening. they are all in line and supportive of this

The Trump way has always been to cause problems and then partially solve them by backing off what he did to cause the problem, and then calling the whole thing a "victory." It's like if I threw a baseball through a window and then taped cardboard over the hole and declared myself a Window Genius.

james wood

a lesson for every college, law firm, business, etc. — if these chodes demand you do something, your first response should be some form of "make me"

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the nats have won three in a row???????????? in 2025??

Poor Sean is going to have a nervous breakdown this season

OVI TIES THE RECORD! Alex Ovechkin is one goal away from breaking Wayne Gretzky's all-time goals record, doing it in 1,486 games compared to Gretzky's 1,487. More: www.nytimes.com/athletic/625...

the stadium was almost louder for crews hit than it was for the home runs

okay whatever abt the april fools joke but including this meme is taking me OUT

every morning when my alarm goes off lilac comes BOLTING into my bedroom like oh good she's awake and demands i pet her

i’ll be so real this unwavering faith that our system of checks and balances will continue to do its job is exhausting. it will not. it has proven it won’t. and almost all of our politicians and supreme court judges are bought by corporations at this point. why we behave otherwise is beyond me.

nats starters vs nats bullpen

Okay I need Dylan Crews to get out more creatively

i actually had in fact missed that josh got injured again bc i checked his latest games to make see if he was injured and when it said he had played in march i was like okay cool but he in fact hasnt played since mid march lmfao i didnt get tickets bc of him but now i wont go to the sabres warmups

are there fireworks going on rn like what is happening

i am once again asking who nathaniel lowe is

omg since ovis not close enough to the record prices for tomorrows game finally got cheap enough for me to get a ticket bc i really wanted the hat and now i can see my flop fail son joth 🫶🏻

i was probably one of the people on social media responding with suicidal thoughts

this bullpen is unfixable. i was gonna post i could fix them but i cant. the only choice is nuclear destruction

what is the point of presaving songs on spotify if it does absolutely nothing and doesnt add the song to ur library once its released or even notify you its out

The funding for these long COVID research grants was given back bc disability activists urged us to contact our reps persistently, in high volume, and we did. Remember that these tactics work the next time someone tries to get you to passively react instead of taking an active part in organizing!

why are phillies fans genuinely the worst people ive ever been forced to be in contact with in my life

MACKENZIE GORE MASTER CLASS