Economy doing so good the last 3 restaurant websites I went to were doing $30 off just for entering your email

The fact that Ruiz is 10th amongst catchers in WAR and 15th in framing is insane. Nats really hired miracle workers

Been spamming the dungeon crawler Carl series and so glad that I have whew

8am and he’s getting his feelings hurt #tough

Offense so fun didn’t realize foster gave up 5 ER

Sitting my white ass down and listening to Dylan crews at bats

Finally got my ballot I know who I’m not voting for #FuckYouBrookePinto

Brady house down???? Jacob young was right there man

Compared to last year the Nats: -2nd largest increase in Avg launch angle in baseball - 6th largest increase in barrel % - 6th largest increase in OBP -4th largest increase in SLG - 6th largest increase in HR/FB% Despite what we were constantly told, Coaching matters

The vibe at Malcom X Park is phenomenal they cooked with this but still not giving fat ass credit

Nats did hot dog weekend to balance out it being war crime weekend

Between national guard and police week it’s a who’s who of jackasses and losers patrolling the city

Genuinely what is MASN’s/broadcast obsession with Jacob young? They give him more propaganda than anyone else

I really like Lile gonna stink when he gets sent down instead of young

Trump phone 2.0 is gonna come out and cost 3x as much and the same people who fell for it once will buy this one just the dumbest crop of people

Every Nat got a hit tonight except the darling young whew

Just realized it’s police week can’t wait for all the obnoxious tubbies roaming around like they’re gods gift

Taught a family a very valuable lesson today trying to catch a train: don’t stand on the left

Close the entire mall so that fat pedophile could drive and look at his ugly reflecting pool hate it here

“A lot of this is self inflicted” Franny says about a guy who walked 2 and plunked a guy lmao

Haven’t been to a nats game this year, should I bless this team with my presence

ILY king

What’s worse Jacob Young and Nasim Nunez or this?

Went 0-4 on trying to get into restaurants for a marg I no longer love dc they all think like me

There was a certain subsection of Nats fans who would get mad at me when I pointed out MASN & some beat people’s propaganda and puff pieces. But funny enough, we haven’t gotten one since Rizzo got fired

Why is Jacob young batting 3rd what happened to my ballclub

Love my nation of Washington DC and didn’t see a single national guard vibes are back

Everyone complaining about gas prices and once again car free city living mogs everyone

It was obvious at the time, it’s even more obvious in hindsight, November 8th 2016 was curtains on the American experiment

Can’t figure out this ass holes obsession with the ballroom. Cant tell if it’s bc he’s old and feeble & wants every big event to come to him or he’s going to hunker down & refuse to leave & use the NG to his advantage when he and R’s lose

Dana bash is such a joke man lmao I can’t with the insane double standard

Pretty funny that whenever Aaron steps aside to do something a big event happens lmao

Heard like 5 helicopters and bunch of sirens saw incident at WHCD may have to walk up there and boots on ground journalism

Why is the national anthem being performed at the draft

See y’all at the park tonight for reliever tryouts

Nats are such a fun team took 7 years but they’re officially fun bad

I’m so proud to be from Virginia Lockheed libs, resist lib wine moms all my drinks this weekend are going out to you

Lockheed Liberals locked in

The Woke Bomb that is Nova dropping and putting this to rest before Fairfax has ever reported

If you live in Virginia vote yes at as many polling places as you can I’m talking 5 or 6 times

Nats social team coming up with an idea for a video that shows nobody on the team knows anything about the city they play in >>>>

At the New Orleans airport fighting a spirit this city beat shack

Pretty funny watching MAGA hate the pope because a pedophile told them to. They’re all going to turbo hell

A world where an event is safe enough for the Vice President of the United States but not safe enough for a random lady lmao

I sadly think we are on reliever watch with Cade Cavalli

Rizzo really left this team no talent on the mound

Went off the grid for my bachelor party and come back to the nats being a wagon again whew

Have to use 3 streaming apps to watch day 1 coverage of the Masters it gets to a point man

Kevin Frandsen just said “perfect route by young” while the replay showed him very clearly take a first step in

The nats have only played two games with a combined score of less than 10. They’re the most exciting team in baseball