Hey so if you get a fever during the first trimester, Tylenol is the only OTC remedy to lower it. And a high fever during the first trimester of pregnancy can cause neural tube defects in the fetus that are incompatible with life. Babies are going to die because of this dumb fuck's news conference.

This man has never taken a baby to the doctor.

RFK Jr does not believe that germs exist- he believes in a debunked 19th century theory of disease being caused by miasma... All this and more in our RFK Jr. episode of This Fucking Guy. www.youtube.com/watch?v=o0iC...

i have an autistic family member and one thing they'd definitely do is go off on a tangent about their current hyperfixation in the middle of delivering a eulogy.

never have there ever been bigger fish to fry

I would love to be part of the conversation on MSNBC related to the Kimmel story and it's chilling effects on first amendment, but unfortunately I was terminated by MSNBC for stating that "hateful thoughts lead to hateful words which lead to hateful actions".

If you're not tough enough to stand up for free speech in the face of a hostile government then you are not tough enough to have a say in how a media company is run.

in the 80s the supreme court held that a public employee who said, in the workplace, that then-president ronald reagan should be killed, could not be fired for her speech. (Rankin v. McPherson) any attempt to legally justify the firing of public employees for their statements about kirk is laughable

The speed at which leaders in tech, media, academia, and entertainment have rolled over to THREATS from Trump go to show once again that the ultra-rich are cowards. And it would probably be pretty easy to overthrow them if hypothetically the proletariat united to do so. Just putting that out there !

K-Pop Demon Hunters 2: London Calling

Rep. Kamlager-Dove: "Dylann Roof, who followed white supremacist propaganda, murdered nine black parishioners in Charleston in 2015. Do you deny this?" Patel: "Sorry. Dylann Ruth? Roof? Can you give me some more information?"

Anybody else feeling like reality itself is coming unraveled? erinryan.substack.com/p/the-end-of...

Extra funny coming from the deciding vote on RFK in the first place

My new shirt design is a very serious PSA that I was asked to make, because apparently a lot of people don't know. roryblank.bigcartel.com

"Our position remains this: We want to keep legs intact by engaging in bipartisan negotiation where we can address some of the grave harms this bear has caused to my arms." - Schumer negotiating with a bear that is eating him

(dnce voice) 🎶 coke in the ocean

If anybody says they called my boss and I'm fired, I'm going to tell them I fucked their dad and I'm pregnant.

Brian Kilmeade has yet to apologize for those people he murdered in Brian Kilmeade (93), Brian Kilmeade 2 (94), Brian Kilmeade 3 (95), Brian Kilmeade 4: In Space (97), Brian Kilmeade in the Hood (2000), Brian Kilmeade: Back 2 Tha Hood (03), Brian Kilmeade: Origins (14) & Brian Kilmeade Returns (18)

rather than firing myself, i decided to give myself a promotion, but unfortunately HR says there’s no room for a raise because he already put the extra money towards the rawhide budget

this joke broke containment and now i have a bunch of right-wingers gleefully informing me they've already called my boss and celebrating my firing weirdly enough i haven’t gotten a single phone call!

BREAKING: Reports tonight that Israeli tanks & ground forces are entering Gaza City. Meanwhile, Trump has just posted this. The human shields playbook to explain away a bloodbath. It all looks hauntingly co-ordinated, to justify what Israel does next in Gaza: the final solution.

yeah, I remember them saying all this about #TeslaTakedown protestors too, but we're still out here and Elon's out of government so

These are right-wing terror events I covered just from 2017 to 2023. It's not even close to comprehensive. The government's trying to erase this history.

At the beginning of the pandemic, a guy tried to crash a hijacked train into a boat because he thought all of the Pizzagate babies were in there. One of dozens of things from that year that went basically uncovered outside of my beat.

JD Vance and Stephen Miller urging their followers to speak to the manager. Ask for the manager. DEMAND the manager. You pick up the phone and cover it with little flecks of gingivitis spittle. Masculinity is back baby, and the purest way to express it is to tattle. Karen is a man's name now.

Desperate Kash Patel Asks Shooter’s Family If They Can Solve Any Other Cases

The Bloomberg Epstein Email story that ran last Wednesday flew largely under the radar and is absolutely wild. Completely undermines Maxwell's credibility, as some of the things she told the feds in July are countered by what the emails say.

Sunday was at a gathering with a bunch of "normal people" (who 1-don't work in political media and 2-are not extremely online) and when I told them I was having a "weird week" they were like "🙂 why? 🙂" Touching grass would be a great activity for everybody today.

I have written and deleted a lot of posts but I keep thinking about how the brutal assassination of Minnesota State senator Melissa Hortman, her husband Mark, and their beloved dog Gilbert in June did not prompt this same level of calls for empathy, sympathy, and flags at half-mast.

Breaking: The @wsj.com is reporting that the comment was not made by Brian Kilmeade but by an unidentified transgender person

I am having a hard time reconciling "Charlie Kirk was a fierce advocate of open dialogue and free expression" with "we must identify and persecute everyone who is insufficiently mournful"

I spent years watching this show for work and the one constant thing that could be said about Kilmeade is, he’s so stupid he tends to “yes and” and blurt out the subtext that everyone else has carefully kept under wraps.

My favorite tiny detail about Kilmeade is that he barely appears in Gabriel Sherman’s Ailes book except for a quote from Ailes grumbling that he’s just “a soccer coach from Long Island”.

Hey Elon. I have some clients for you.

Feel like I’m going insane with the revisionist history that Charlie Kirk fostered open debate. He chilled speech and his targeting of professors for wrongthink led to threats, harassment, and being forced out of their jobs. His legacy is chilling speech right now, about him

Good luck getting those boys to listen to some chick

choo choo the last train is arriving at the station

How it started. How it’s going

Weird how this is always go to Jupiter or live in the center of the earth but not “everyone has a good union job and healthcare”, like that’s the thing that is believing in unicorns

Pivoted so hard they affected the earth's rotation

If your Republican-raised God-fearing kid can be turned into a Weather Underground soldier after one semester of The History of Colonialism at community college, taught by the first socialist they've ever had a conversation with in their lives, then maybe you weren't a very effective parent.

Tyler Robinson, the prime suspect for Charlie Kirk’s assassination, comes from a proud MAGA family, according to his grandmother. www.thedailybeast.com/charlie-kirk...

(Jerry Lewis voice): GROYPERS

oh well, onward and upward

If I don't see multiple ~media reporters~ columns about the extraordinarily irresponsible Wall Street Journal report from yesterday morning — and their extensive promotion of that inflammatory report — you all should just pack up and go home.

Take it from someone who has covered the entertainment industry for more than 30 years, where this kind of thing is rampant: Some people want to do the work, and some people want to attend the cool parties & get invited into the insider group chats. It is rarely difficult to see which is which.

Charlie Kirk advocated his beliefs in significant part by trying to get people fired for their beliefs — or even just for teaching stuff that conflicted with Kirk’s beliefs. A lot of people are betraying a total inability to tell the difference between weaponized intolerance and mere “beliefs.”

Incredible, you’re telling me someone started shooting at a school and it’s a hard right, terminally online white guy? unbelievable, im hearing this for the first time