The vocal reenactments are pure gold. Evil munchkin handled. Chef's kiss🤌 @eringloriaryan.bsky.social and AlyssaM youtu.be/nc56zx9Yk5U?...

we said all along that they wanted Gawker dead not because we embarrassed a pro wrestler but because the Epstein story is one Gawker was covering a decade before most other people caught up & was just one of many stories exposing powerful people and their misdeeds

This is so unhinged

The political/governing systems in Minnesota have failed so profoundly that ordinary people are strengthening their own communities against a predatory official force. Perhaps it's time to think beyond the political compact known as the "United States of America." New at FOREVER WARS:

A fun part of sexism is when self-proclaimed military experts think that PTA and church moms can't organize, communicate effectively, or run logistics.

This Fucking Guy: Rush Limbaugh www.youtube.com/watch?v=IAHC...

Watching Leavitt huff and puff up there today makes a great case for why expecting women to work entire jobs while they're pregnant is kinda silly. This country should have paid pregnancy AND parental leave, IMHO.

A friend informs me that @eringloriaryan.bsky.social was talking about me and my book on her podcast today. I’m a fan of Erin, and you should give it a listen: podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/t...

outflanked by Thomas Massie. absolute fucking embarrassment.

America's Hitler is such a genius strategist he's like, but what if we STARTED in Stalingrad

There is no level to which these heartless shit-for-brains won’t stoop to inflict cruelty and suffering.

one thing that the trump administration and the titanic have in common: reckless with ice

ICE finally let her go after several days.We can’t let America become a country that lets agents arbitrarily take people into custody for days with no recourse, no contact with family. That’s not who we are. Those aren’t our values.

Her family came to the United States legally and has every right to be here. But because of the color of her skin, she was snatched off the street. For days, her family had no information on where she was being held and no way to reach her.

A Minnesota high school student was nabbed by ICE agents as she was trying to pick up food for her family after work. She was violently dragged from her car and lost her shoes. So, barefoot in the middle of winter, she was put into the back of an unmarked car in a small town (Willmar).

Went down a Rep. Thomas Massie rabbit hole last night and learned that he went to MIT, where he was an award-winning mechanical engineering student who wrote his senior thesis on "Design of a three-degree of freedom force-reflecting haptic interface."

This headline is admirably straightforward. This is exactly what the 8th Circuit has done through their one-sentence administrative stay of a district judge's detailed, 80-page ruling. www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...

pepper spraying someone in the face from inches away while they are already restrained on the ground should get you fired and land you in jail, no exceptions

In a sign of how explosive ICE knew this secret memo would be, one whistleblower says he was only allowed to read the memo and was barred from taking written notes, and warned that employees had been punished for disagreeing. At least one ICE instructor resigned rather than teach the illegal memo!

this s u u u u u u u u u u u u u u u u u u u u u u u u u u u u ucks

The most illustrative reply I’ve ever seen.

(centrist voice) every time we've compromised to appease racists it's turned out to be a terrible idea that bites us in the ass years or decades down the line. but MAYBE this time if we compromise to appease racists, it will turn out to be good

Scott Adams dying at 68 rather than 69 is the perfect capstone to a life of being almost — but not quite — funny

The Ikea cafeteria kinda slaps

I will bet one million dollars that Donald Trump has never personally taken any of his children to the doctor.

"flaming elmo emoji" These guys are breaking the cringe sound barrier, every day.

If Pete Hegseth had actually quit drinking like he'd promised he would before being confirmed as Secretary of Defense, and he'd been a long-term heavy drinker before said confirmation... why hasn't he lost any weight? Especially in his face?

I wrote section 230 to protect user speech, not a company's own speech. I've long said AI chatbot outputs are not protected by 230 and that it is not a close call. Given that the Trump administration is going to the mat to protect pedophiles, states should step in to hold Musk and X accountable.

when is it time to eat them

Mom introduced me to Hysteria/This F*cking Guy, hosted by badasses @eringloriaryan.bsky.social and Alyssa Mastromonaco. EP374 taught me about an axe-throwing photo op in which a drunk Pete Hegseth lobbed his blade over the target, seriously injuring a marching-band drummer. url-shortener.me/596S

Sorry to be a broken record but it's nuts to me that the New York Times would write an entire article summarizing a court ruling and refuse to provide a link to said ruling. This is a disservice to readers. www.nytimes.com/2025/12/01/n... Here's the ruling: storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...

RIP Sean Connery you would have loved saying this headline

Idea: a Republican theme park. Attendees are berated for things like being clean cut, being a mom, or loving Jesus. For an extra fee, be physically accosted at by a barista with a septum piercing. Simulated Fox News studio where they can whine about their victimhood to a guy in a Hannity costume

I’m not a lawyer but I’m pretty sure you’re not allowed to tell the jury to “vote assuming we actually have a whole bunch more secret evidence”

A single follow-up question from a journalist interviewing Made-over Marjorie Taylor Greene might expose the fact that when Marjorie Taylor Greene says "Americans," she means a very specific color of American, speaking a very specific language, practicing a very specific religion.

gayer than olympic men's platform diving

This Fucking Guy: Pam Bondi www.youtube.com/watch?v=Onjn...

“This case, ladies and gentleman of the jury, is about a sandwich.” Closing arguments from the defense in the DC sandwich guy case are now underway.

Going thru the elements of the crime. Looking at the 6 magic verbs now, and the one even more magic adverb: forcibly. “Here we have the defendant throwing — it’s a sandwich, but throwing it hard.”

My theory is that Trump needs a sign outside of the Oval because he's got dementia and gets lost a lot.

When Trump is no longer a factor, the GOP has nothing.

“Only in blue cities” Right. www.mississippifreepress.org/mississippi-...

SNL has to be willing to be much meaner to politicians, mean enough that there's no way that the subject would mistake their depiction for flattery, or just stop doing political sketches in the first place.

the password to the louvre surveillance server was "louvre" www.thesocialpost.it/2025/11/02/f...

Mike Johnson: ‘My Christian Faith Is More About Not Jacking Off Than Feeding The Poor’

AI cannot be trusted to provide information that does not need to be fact checked. It cannot write a good joke. It can't write anything better than B- level prose. However, it's great to yell at.

In Chicago, a woman was driving to get coffee when a DHS vehicle fleeing an angry crowd crashed into her car. Armed agents jumped out of the vehicle, yanked her door open, pulled her by the legs out of her car at gunpoint, held her incommunicado for hours, then released her with no charges.