Sorry to be a broken record but it's nuts to me that the New York Times would write an entire article summarizing a court ruling and refuse to provide a link to said ruling. This is a disservice to readers. www.nytimes.com/2025/12/01/n... Here's the ruling: storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...

RIP Sean Connery you would have loved saying this headline

Idea: a Republican theme park. Attendees are berated for things like being clean cut, being a mom, or loving Jesus. For an extra fee, be physically accosted at by a barista with a septum piercing. Simulated Fox News studio where they can whine about their victimhood to a guy in a Hannity costume

I’m not a lawyer but I’m pretty sure you’re not allowed to tell the jury to “vote assuming we actually have a whole bunch more secret evidence”

A single follow-up question from a journalist interviewing Made-over Marjorie Taylor Greene might expose the fact that when Marjorie Taylor Greene says "Americans," she means a very specific color of American, speaking a very specific language, practicing a very specific religion.

gayer than olympic men's platform diving

This Fucking Guy: Pam Bondi www.youtube.com/watch?v=Onjn...

“This case, ladies and gentleman of the jury, is about a sandwich.” Closing arguments from the defense in the DC sandwich guy case are now underway.

Going thru the elements of the crime. Looking at the 6 magic verbs now, and the one even more magic adverb: forcibly. “Here we have the defendant throwing — it’s a sandwich, but throwing it hard.”

Giving all the “sportsball” people a pass for the entire day for this

My theory is that Trump needs a sign outside of the Oval because he's got dementia and gets lost a lot.

When Trump is no longer a factor, the GOP has nothing.

“Only in blue cities” Right. www.mississippifreepress.org/mississippi-...

SNL has to be willing to be much meaner to politicians, mean enough that there's no way that the subject would mistake their depiction for flattery, or just stop doing political sketches in the first place.

the password to the louvre surveillance server was "louvre" www.thesocialpost.it/2025/11/02/f...

Mike Johnson: ‘My Christian Faith Is More About Not Jacking Off Than Feeding The Poor’

AI cannot be trusted to provide information that does not need to be fact checked. It cannot write a good joke. It can't write anything better than B- level prose. However, it's great to yell at.

In Chicago, a woman was driving to get coffee when a DHS vehicle fleeing an angry crowd crashed into her car. Armed agents jumped out of the vehicle, yanked her door open, pulled her by the legs out of her car at gunpoint, held her incommunicado for hours, then released her with no charges.

A 2020 study found that Amazon—which shares owner Jeff Bezos with The Washington Post—is one of the largest employers of people on SNAP.

If we stop measuring economic indicators, the economy can't be bad. Sort of like how if you don't check your bank account after a big weekend, you can't be overdrawn. It's called economics, and if any of you were smart enough to attend Wharton, you'd know it too

hope this goes as well over as his endorsement in the wisconsin supreme court race

60 Minutes Edits Donald Trump Telling Them 60 Minutes Should Edit Donald Trump Talking About How 60 Minutes Paid Him For Editing Kamala Harris 60 Minutes is under new management and things are getting stupid faster than you might expect. Last night’s episode featured President Trump, which is…

Around Chicago ICE/Border Patrol are mostly just driving around looking for landscaping crews. It’s not targeted by threat or criminal background. It’s just Kavanaugh sweeps of brown men in work clothes operating landscaping equipment to hit quotas. They’re not investigating, they’re hunting

When I lived in Mexico City as a teenager, it was well understood that conspicuous security was a status symbol, like wearing a Richard Mille or driving a Lamborghini. The truly extravagantly wealthy had professional, discreet security teams, but the mere millionaires favored gaudy, visible guaruras

This is why you don't pick a Secretary of Transportation who is from a town that is more than 100 miles from the nearest international airport.

..... what

might as well just rename it the Saddam Hussein bathroom, since Trump decided to completely bite my man's style

The Talented Mr. Vance

Rubbernecking this bizarre fraud case out of Arizona has been my blowing-off-steam activity for the past two years. youtube.com/watch?time_continue=192&v=-DVMwkYtLiw&embeds_referring_euri=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.reddit.com%2F

ONE WEEK TILL CROOKED CON! Get ready. Limited tickets still available! Get them now at crookedcon.com.

WOW! The Washington Post obtained the rest of the body cam footage showing that the drunk-driving ICE agent promised to check if the arresting officer's partner was Haitian. "I’m going to run some checks when I get back." He added that he would have him deported if "not legit."

who could have seen this coming

if he hates non-English speakers so much then why the FUCK can't he stay away from California

conspiracy to make a cop go slow

it's a hit!

Lmao what (from today's Breaker newsletter)

Just found out that the Dr who delivered both of my babies, who I've been seeing for the last 7 years, has decided to stop taking ANY insurance at all. Cash price only. But the cash price is like...comparable to what I was paying out of pocket from my insurance, and I can use HSA funds to pay for it

The Isaac Chotiner/ Erin Ryan interview IC: Hi there. I'm excited to talk about this dumb thing you wrote. ER: (starts crying)

being a stubborn old man who would rather get colon cancer than sub in ground turkey is going to become a class signifier by q2 of 2026

i had to get an MRI when i was pregnant because they thought there might be something catastrophically wrong with the baby (there wasn't) and the MRI tech told me that a lot of people are too big for standard MRI machines and have to get scanned at the zoo. anyway just thinking about that.

there are enough people who are completely blinded by racism and sexism that they'd rather have a swiss cheese-brained dictator who would do war crimes on americans than a president who is a black woman

oh jesus

"focus less on abortion" is a crazy take. it's something that you can do if you don't have a body that's being fought over by the state-- eg: women beyond their reproductive years, v wealthy women in their reproductive years (though they're kidding themselves if they think they're exempt) and men.

What in the 1997 Alloy catalog is Kellyanne wearing? She looks like an undercover cop trying to bust mall skateboarders

Colorado Propositions LL and MM would bolster state’s beleaguered universal school meals program trib.al/sslvNID

This Fucking Guy: Jerry Falwell www.youtube.com/watch?v=NZKG...