statler and waldorf are the model for healthy male friendships

That is right guys, Linus Ullmark is gaslighting and girlbossing everyone into thinking he is the best goalie in the whole wide world. But only I can truly see that he is in fact only mediocre

todays a good day watch Argo

SENS GOT A FIRST ROUND DRAFT PICK AGAIN

So gracious of the NHL to announce the Sens are winning the cup

WE (kinda) GOT OUR FIRST ROUND PICK BACK

i, for one, am delighted that we finally have a definition of “woke”

Gotta make the oil woke

My only contribution to the discourse is that if the Sens miss the playoffs it is because they have to pay for the sin of signing James Reimer

If Frodo and Gollum are separated from the rest of the oil tankers they will simply take the oil into Mordor themselves using Bill the Pony

Life when I'm not engaging in Linus Ullmark discourse

We did in fact slip and fall

Tim Stutzle when playing the Habs

We joke a lot about players "hating" teams they score a lot of goals against, but you can tell it's real with Tim Stützle. He truly, genuinely hates the Montreal Canadiens and their fans.

Stutzle is HIM

So it did in fact freeze rain kinda

Breaking News: Wreck It has crossed the floor to the liberal party. This affects absolutely nothing as Wreck It is not an MP

Will the Senators move closer to a playoff spot, or will they fall short after slipping on the ice? Find out tonight at 7:30 EST

One of the worst things to come out of Heated Rivalry is we are going to have a new wave of Ottawa haters and I cannot let that stand

Pretty crazy how important the blockade of a trade route is right now

How do I apply to be the new Wiarton Willie!

hi i’m johnny knoxville and this is stand up paddle boarding the straight of hormuz

This photo is killing me.

uOttawa's policy for the ice storm

uOttawa logic: close all the offices but the fuck as profs, TAs and students have to still go to class

Me when I have go to campus tomorrow in an ice storm

The Sens are announced before games as YOUR Ottawa Senators right? it is not something I hallucinated right?

Got a "Good Start" from my supervisor on my first section of my thesis

Reimer shutout. Does he hate kids?

it’s time to study the old texts

The ICE jail in Georgia will be the largest jail or prison in the US, by a substantial margin. It’s in a warehouse with no HVAC, medical, or sanitation facilities. ICE didn’t even contact the city, which says it doesn’t have enough electricity or sewage processing.

EA is laying off an unknown number of individuals from across its Battlefield teams, including workers at Criterion, Dice, Ripple Effect, and Motive Studios, IGN understands. https://bit.ly/4ujAKXV

I have come to the conclusion that Pokemon cards are the safest investment right now

Im so happy for him

Sanderson injured?

Playing the game of is this person who adopted a cat from the humane society someone I know or not

I googled the company and now all my Youtube ads want me to buy a submarine

Teaching the other masters students Ottawa culture (go to Gabriel's for pizza)

Why am I getting ads for Canadian submarines? Like yes I know buy Canadian but I CANT AFFORD A SUBMARINE RIGHT NOW

I don't need the gift, when I have the guts

Surely telling everyone suffering I told you so will repair my image

‘Future Nostalgia’ by Dua Lipa has been certified 3x Platinum in the UK.

In foegdaddy96 we trust

Happy I miss Bob Mackenzie day everyone

Me now that winter is thawing

James Reimer to the Oilers please, it would be SO FUNNY

Have we considered that Gaudette’s crystals were keeping Brady subdued?

This season was always cursed. From Jensen coming back worse from surgery than he was with a torn hip, to every goalie in the system being the worst in the league despite the Sens leading the league in xGA, to signing Reimer to having unabashed Trumphiles... sometimes you just gotta admit defeat

Perron more like Pergone