Everything sucks

Nick Cousins completely missing his assignment on two separate occasions on that play

So funny to me that Barzal was like, arguing that call for some reason??? Like everyone including Schaefer knew that’d be a penalty shot

Well seems like they might end up liking playing Timmy alongside Cozens and Bath lmao

Schaefer is absolutely sick lmao I wasn’t a doubter but I wasn’t necessarily a 110% believer that he’d be like, a true phenom But yeah this guy’s gonna win Norris trophies

I would like to see a slower replay of that penalty because I’m not 100% convinced that Mayfield actually took a stick there

Shane Pinto is a monster, what the fuck

Well I’d rather see Brady get surgery than try some stupid rehab that doesn’t work properly. Don’t cut corners here But Jesus Christ, 6-8 weeks is brutal. Staios has simply got to do something here and I’m sure the other GMs know it

This is as bad of a collapse as I’ve seen in a long time

Ultimately there just needs to be a better solution than Amadio on the 1st line lmao. This team is currently only running one true top 6 winger I’d be curious to try Cozens or Pinto as a winger in the top 6. Just anything to get more talent on the top line

Scheduled loss lmao

Sports are all stupid anyway tbh I never even cared about any in the first place for sure

Timmy’s done everything but put the puck in the net tonight Unfortunately, putting the puck in the net is the most important part

I really, really, really wanna see Travis Green take the fine tonight. Spent too much time with DJ Smith just not caring whenever we get screwed over by officiating. Take the fine, Travis

What reason have the refs given the Sens to not just see how many heads they can take off before the game ends

Filip Forsberg more like Flopip Flopsberg Get it cuz he’s a flopper

8x8.8 is a nice contract for Hutson Even if he stays in a more limited, pure-offence role, he does that role well enough to pretty easily be worth it

We go sens home opener

I sure am! See you guys next time

Let’s see if I’m about to turn this game off or not

Going to say something nice about the Detroit Red Wings, somebody circle the calendar These are some of the nicest kits I’ve seen in a long while and they should literally never wear any other jersey ever. Especially the glorified practice jersey they usually wear

“Schaefer isn’t getting enough hate for THAT performance in his first NHL game” is maybe the worst take I’ve literally ever seen

Just remembered that the Red Wings actually paying above league minimum for Hamonic

Name searching Travis Hamonic on twitter and having the time of my life

We said it could be a big season for Pinto and he has 2 goals and an assist in game 1 lmao Also Jake Sanderson is simply a phenomenal hockey player. Whether or not he gets consideration, I think this is gonna be a Norris-conversation-calibre season

Go Sens Go.

I see Lane Hutson discourse has already started so let’s make it simple Hutson is a fantastic PP QB, with the associated skills. He has also yet to develop the 200-foot 5on5 abilities to be considered one of the true top dmen in the game And that’s okay! he was a rookie last season!

The hardest part of enjoying Blue Jays stuff on Twitter is constantly liking tweets from leafs fans I need to consider the company I keep

No shot people really expected McDavid to leave Also so like, I wonder if he forced the 17M or not lmao

Bolduc is ratshit, fits right in with the rest of the Habs

Obviously we’re only 30 minutes into a prospect game but it does not feel like Tyler Boucher is entering the season as a brand new player poised for a redemption year quite yet

Yakemchuk will be super interesting this season. Feels like his opportunities this season will be defined by his ability to play reliably in 3rd pair situations next to Kleven, which will obviously not be easy on a rookie known more for his offensive talents

I like the Sens 3rd jerseys they are chintzy and garish and I like them a lot. Need to figure who’s name I’m gonna put on the back when I buy one though

Not that being injured should exclude you from being on the cover, but it’s so on brand for the NHL to have a cover athlete, the epitome of “everyone check this guy out”, who won’t play hockey for several months still

I don’t expect Pinto to make the USA roster but it also like… doesn’t feel impossible? If they want the 4C to be really fill the role through being a checking forward who kills penalties and wins faceoffs while still providing offense, it’s not like they invited many other options

I am one of the biggest Jake Sanderson fans out there but we cannot keep being like “wow these guys hate the Sens so much” every time a dman ranking has him outside of the top 10. There are so so so many very very very good defencemen

Lebreton is an objectively good thing for the team but man I gotta say, I like the way my game days go with the CTC But also like, “the major sports stadium near/in the downtown core” is just how every other major sports city works so it’ll be fine

I figure this goes without saying but I do not want Alex Formenton anywhere near my hockey team

It’s so interesting to see that your “model” calls Cole Hutson the best prospect in the world, and Matthew Schaefer 24 spots below him, and to then post it in full confidence. Like how do you not see that and go “okay I think the model might need some adjustments”

I can’t see the Sens really targeting Robertson tbh. Doesn’t seem like Staios feels that this team really needs another top 6 forward (not sure I agree with that) for one. But I just don’t think Robertson is the guy they shatter the internal cap for

I’m glad that this guy is reminding everyone that he is a stupid person with stupid person opinions

I am on the record for not being a big “oh it’s the no taxes” thing guy, but Mackie Samoskevich for 0.8 is just stupid lmao

I think people trying to throw Yakemchuk into random trades are out to lunch

Can somebody who understands things better than me explain Yakemchuk’s NHL eligibility this year? Is he “only NHL or WHL” again or is he eligible for the AHL this season? Because man that’d be sweet

I know that if the Sens do much else this offseason, people want a big, McTavish-esque splash But man I’d be looking to see if a guy like Rodrigues is available. Opening up options for 3C could potentially get Pinto into 2C, move Cozens to the wing or something. Would just be great depth

Why don’t more NHL teams simply win the lottery with a 3% chance?

That is because Samberg is 26 years old with only 20 total points last season and Jake Sanderson is 22 years old with 57 points last season lmao Why is “good on the power play” a positive for some players, and I guess a detractor for others???

Why have I seen a sudden influx of Canucks fans acting like they can just have Shane Pinto That being said, Sens fans are doing that with McTavish right now lmao

Jordan Spence is such great representation for us half-Japanese Canadians with such obviously white first and last names and also just enough ethnic ambiguity (especially in the eyes of white folk) that we can be really confusing to people

There’s some hope in my heart that surgery and an extended break will give Jensen the opportunity to get back into his 2024 fall form, but it’s starting to feel more and more likely that it’s just a REALLY good thing we got Spence