If you squint real hard you can see the exact moment when our cat jumped on the bed and meowed directly into my ear last night

At the end of episode 1, a new companion. "Doctor I don't know who you are but, I'd travel with you anywhere!" By episode 12 "I am so tired, I have bonded with none of you. this is worse than the week i tried seven first dates because at least that ended. AND PLEASE USE YOUR INSIDE VOICE JUST ONCE"

Nearly a year ago, I wrote about the #Sens likely leaning on Claude Giroux's experience with the Flyers in a 3-0 series comeback, which happened in 2010. @TheAthletic. Still relevant today, I think. www.nytimes.com/athletic/630...

I can’t believe this wasn’t reviewed.

(that was actually a good couple of shifts)

Jake Sanderson will not return to tonight’s game. The defenseman left midway through the 2nd period. #Sens

Interference is a stretch there

I see that Tom Green remains very Tom Green

Well, that was nice while it lasted

This is more game 1 than game 2, and I do not like it one bit.

What no why is Sandy heading to the dressing room

That may be the most embarrassing too many men penalty I've ever seen

Too much "Fine! I'll do it myself" starting to creep into the Sens game, cause no, you almost definitely can't do it yourself against this Canes team.

Boston Pizza running a commercial with "Hockey God of Goalposts" during a Sens game feels like a personal attack

Yes CTC organist, we DO need a hero.

That is one of the absolute worst players to lose coverage on in this series

“the o-train is coming!” is maybe not the rallying cry we want to use for the ottawa senators

Oh, the "drastically different piece" is PAIN you say? I should have seen that coming.

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Sens need to find another gear to get back into this series. They were "good enough to win more than you lose" in game 2, but not "good enough to win 4x more than you lose"

Alas...

Charge clinch if: They don't lose in regulation to Toronto on Saturday.

A shot would really be nice, Charge

i wasn't using it but it is such unserious site things that access to the Quiet Posters feed, which is part of the functionality the site has advertised on official accounts just broke for 300k people because it runs out of the tech advisor's personal account and he's a thin skinned AI baby

A REALLY fun part is when you finally get to test the but that is the reason you picked that language and it vastly exceeds expectations

Is Tyler Kleven nearing a return? The defenseman has been out of game action since April 2nd with an upper body injury. Stopped wearing the non-contact jersey in Carolina. Here he is at practice Wednesday in Ottawa. #Sens

Zadorov plants Benson for taking an extra whack at Swayman who didn't quite seem sure he covered the puck. Tuch leaps in after Zadorov and then Pastrnak with some words for him. Peeke and Thompson push and shove and now Thompson grabs Geekie and that gets Peeke and Benson scrapping with gloves on.

Charge clinching scenarios: a regulation win against Boston tomorrow OR any win against Toronto on Saturday OR points in both games

It is kind of silly that these were the first fighting majors handed out in this Habs-Bolts game. Not because it's a wrong call (it isn't), but for how everything else was called as roughing

It's a penalty box, not a clown car.

After that brawl, the Tampa DJ was playing the Mortal Kombat theme when the broadcast went to commercial, and We Will Rock You when the broadcast came back

There's some heat in this game

Man Finally Good Enough At New Hobby To Understand How Bad He Is At It https://theonion.com/man-finally-good-enough-at-new-hobby-to-understand-how-bad-he-is-at-it/

No review on that one

. . .

Was Tkachuk trying for the goal-line sneak there, or was it a pass gone very bad? Who knows, it's second overtime!

I SAY AGAIN

NO GOAL

So... uh... if the original entry is offside, and the penalty call was after that, and the clock gets rolled back...

ffffffffff

Stützle is cursed

I clench a bit every time Svechnikov has the puck

The back and forth in this game...

What a steal by Stu there

Living the dream

What a glove save by Oettinger

ULLMARK