One of my favorite anecdotes from THE PREHISTORY OF THE FAR SIDE: "That doesn't sound like the Jane Goodall we know."

Can't wait for 4 days of hyping up a PRESEASON rematch and then have nobody do anything

Some monster put decaf k cups in the spot the regular k cups usually are in the office kitchen today.

If you are inclined to click on this, I’ve highlighted the only phrase you need to read.

For @Sportsnet: I sat down for a one on one interview with Steve Staios. Staios spoke about the state of the #Sens, Tkachuk, Yakemchuk pushing to make the team, Pinto extension negotiations and more! www.sportsnet.ca/nhl/article/...

EA about to get a whole lot worse, hunh?

A key thing for me is I don't see this as an argument against using any technological solutions at all... Just that if you're relying on only them it isn't going to go well. They are guard rails at best.

If your kid is smart and well adjusted they will outsmart you at technology and that will be the case forever. I think the best thing you can do as a parent is support your kids and talk to them and be a safe person for them to share concerns with. That will matter way more than screen time

New Jersey Devils are using a sens watermarked feed and have it unlisted on youtube

I am looking for Canadian hockey fans (18+) who speak English to share their opinion on NHL’s Pride jersey ban. If you are interested, please reach out to [email protected] or direct message this account.

I would argue that few things in the NHL are more fun than the notion of Jamie Benn going down for four to six weeks.

The Golden Knights asked me to leave their practice facility and revoked my credential because I asked one of their players about the Hockey Canada 5. Their sensitivity underscores the dicey nature of the decision VGK and Carolina are facing. My story: www.nytimes.com/athletic/665...

Our cat understands the assignment - mostly My wife came home to find her in the front hall, proudly displaying a dead mouse... complete with mouse trap.

(deep breath) Fuuuuuuck Yoooooutuuuuuube

The apparent use of artificial intelligence to clone an actor's voice for video game character Lara Croft has fans and actors up in arms.

#Sens lines from practice: Cousins-Pinto- Amadio Kaliyev- Cozens- Zetterlund Lycksell-Halliday-Boucher Hodgson- Pilon- Bourgault Sanderson-Yakemchuk/Sebrango Zub-Matinpalo/Hamara

Danielle Smith invokes notwithstanding clause to win argument with spouse

me telling my grandkids what it was like to have vaccines

@danny.page https://bsky.app/profile/gelliottmorris.com/post/3lzgs6mmyes2o

We’re back for Game Over Ottawa on a different content schedule! We’ll be shifting to weekly recap episodes. @weivy.bsky.social and I reacted to yesterday’s game and discussed the current roster situation. Check it out! www.youtube.com/watch?v=3ZKQ...

NEW EPISODE! We are back! Listen to us explain a popular Sens twitter offseason meme known as "chabbyhorse posting," and also predict the upcoming season or whatever zencastr.com/z/kVwjnO1C

Une université américaine lance une enquête sur un professeur d’archéologie suspecté d'être un « antifa » www.legorafi.fr/2025/09/19/u...

Clearly their training data didn't go far enough back, or it would already be trying to verify this early in any CHAT by asking "A/S/L?"

They're eaaaarlyyyy

It’s gonna be so weird watching establishment dems be performatively sadder about this than they were about the colleague and her husband and dog who got shot and killed

it’s possible to 1) note that the shooting of charlie kirk is the direct result of a culture and politics that he spent every single day of his adult life cultivating, without 2) celebrating the act of violence itself. but some people are going to do 2, and also anyone doing 1 will be accused of 2.

- you clean up that banksy? - sure did, your honour, leaving a perfect, permanent outline, imbuing the work with real fuckin gravitas while making its point better than the artist did himself just like you asked

I had a blast with Dean Brown talking all things #Sens on my Sens Spotlight podcast! - Stützle playing more selfishly - Why Sanderson will be in the Norris conversation - Dean not travelling this season www.youtube.com/watch?v=GNFm... dcs-spotify.megaphone.fm/SICMED804217...

It's *ludicrous* that the official "tell us what you think" page describes a multitude of intersections and roadway changes only in words. The only visual representation shows just the general area.

Can anybody tell me what the catch is with the "Field" sections for Rapid FC games? Just based on the seat map they look like they'd be a premium location, but they're the cheapest tickets in the place

Seriously, this isn't a change dot org petition. At the VERY least, it is guaranteed to get official attention if it gets enough signatures

“This is not the first time Danielle Smith has balked at the price tag of saving lives. She once implied to a podcast host that stage four cancer is a personal choice we just can’t afford.” @steveburgess53.bsky.social advises. #abpoli

This isn't like the average online petition btw, this is one of those things where if it gets enough signatures, the HOC absolutely must bring it to the floor for discussion. Incredibly important to get on this if you're Canadian.

Apparently Guillermo Del Toro has ruined Frankenstein by… being relatively faithful to the source material. Oh my.

16) Stole this one from a recent skeet I saw: If generative AI could REALLY make the next GTA in 6 months with 10 staff, or write the next bestseller, or produce 10 blockbusters a day? They wouldn't be trying to sell it to YOU. They would keep it for themselves and guard it from you ferociously.

trumpwatch is the bluesky version of buying a powerball ticket. It's not about the odds, it's about the dream

Some transparency about how news is gathered and made after this week’s stabbing at an Ottawa Loblaws that police say was hate-motivated. 🧵 Stay with me. 1/15

"One clip on Instagram, which has been viewed over 21.5 million times, shows a man ordering "a large Mountain Dew" and the AI voice continually replying "and what will you drink with that?"." Oh, I see the problem. They trained the AI with "Dude, Where's My Car?"

That episode where the aliens swore him to secrecy and wiped the rest of the crew's minds...no way that only happened once

do you think Data has more hours logged in command of the bridge than Picard

Ohhhh nooooo....

Ottawa folks: My union(IBEW) is looking for admin/data entry/clerical staff. Great benefits, a real pension, annual raises, permanent full time. It's in-office, english+french. If you're looking for work and want to be part of building a better world, consider applying: ca.indeed.com/viewjob?jk=5...

Hahaha, yes! The joy of getting something working just right. Existing shift charts vs new shift charts

Ottawa women’s hockey fans, I’m looking for new ways to share the stories from around the game. Would you be interested in attending live Rinkside Rundown shows in the city? Proceeds would support local charities, and it would be a great way to meet other fans, hear stories, and connect in person.

Forget rookie camp, the real sign for me that hockey is coming back soon is the misbehaving scrapers that start showing up in my server logs again

Gatineau radio 104.7 FM signed an agreement with the Ottawa Senators on a three-year contract to air all games en Français. Marc Legault will provide play-by-play. Remaining crew members TBA. @FullPressNHL

Not sure if Dean Cain would be voted the "Actor who played a hero on TV in the 90s most likely to join ICE" or if he'd be the runner up, but either way this tracks.

I "love" how the same search on the same site for a hotel booking gives me different prices between desktop and mobile...

Yes, it's windy, yes it's not always windy, but now when it is, we get the vast majority of our electricity in the UK from trump goading 'windmills.' They do work, they are not a con, they don't kill whales, anyone who believes that dumb garbage deserves our maximum derision.