The Sens game is at 10PM!?!? I'm never going to see the Sens play ever again 😭

Like me, do you always forget to floss? LIFE HACK! Put your little flosser thingies in the shower next to your shampoo. Then you'll be reminded every time you wash. You can simply floss in the shower! There's no rule against it, I checked!

Pretty wild that the Internet, the thing that runs literally everything in our entire life, just breaks once a month now.

Which is worse? 1. Sitting on a toilet in a public bathroom and the seat is freezing cold; or, 2. Sitting on a toilet in a public bathroom and the seat is toasty warm from another person's butt.

Haaaaaaaate calling an RB direct snap in shotgun on a 2 point conversion. That's just not gonna work.

Unfortunately,

Is it high sticking if Byfield's head was only three feet off the ground? Damn

Sens are banking some points, Tkachuk is out, it's November, standings are extremely tight. It's fine. We'll barely care about any of this in February.

Sennies ❤️

Pinto. Nice.

Remember that Europe's dark ages came as a regression AFTER a few thousand years of progress by the Greeks, Romans, and others. In the 700s people used to look up at the crumbling Roman aqueducts and wonder which gods had built them. Social progress isn't as linear or constant as we think.

Somebody name one memory of a thing Nick Cousins has done as an Ottawa Senator. This team hasn't had a more "guy who is wearing a jersey and technically part of the team" player in years. Even Zach Sanford had that one game.

Bieber opting into the next season with the Jays for $16 mil is such a steal for the team.

Sens are banking some points, Tkachuk is out, it's November, standings are extremely tight. It's fine. We'll barely care about any of this in February.

A little surprising, but happy news. Bieber seemed to genuinely love his time with the Jays.

Okay pinch hit France for IKF

Miles Straw walk off homer coming up.

Mr. Bovember

Okay. Can't let them bat again. End this.

Fuck.

I have always believed in you, Jeff Hoffman. You can do it.

ERNESTOOOOO CLEMENTÉÉÉÉ

If everyone gets out, Ohtani will be the tying run at the plate with 2 outs in the 9th.

I wanna throw up and I forgot to breathe for a full minute.

Good game Max 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼

Next batter hitting a liner back at the pitcher? That's 4D chess.

Trying to break the Jays' only shortstop's hand. 3D chess.

Defense been winning for this team all year.

Holy shit Bo just Kirk Gibson'd the Dodgers.

Buck and Dan, let it go. I don't give a shit if Ohtani takes slightly longer to get out there to pitch.

Third time in a row that the Blue Jays have a chance to score and it's Andres Gimenez coming to the plate with 2 out. That's just rotten luck.

I'm a little worried Max Scherzer's going to murder someone

Perfect anthem by Noah Reid. Let's kick some ass.

The black helmets rock.

One more time. Let's do it.

Jays in 7.

Big day for the Baseball Sens. Let's get it.

In like 2 days I'm going to finally learn what has been happening in the first month of the NHL season.

No matter what happens in game 7 this Blue Jays team gets no criticism for me. A weird group of dudes who have given it their all, and basically everybody has performed as good as they could possibly perform. This has been an unexpectedly good year that I will remember forever. Go Blue Jays.

Walk off homer Joe Carter Style

Yeah that was their moment

Should be pinch hitting Davis Schneider here imo

Jays are doing better at the plate than the Dodgers, but the Dodgers condensed all their good into one inning.

To George Springer, pain is temporary, but to some Canadians, pain also means bread

Yamamoto is human. This is like when Rocky made Ivan Drago bleed.

Playing "Zombie" heading into the break because George Springer is walking dead.