I may have to hang my keyboard halfway off the desk and use the mouse in the most awkward position ever, but he’s helping me work ❤️

This ref is a bum, just dealing yellow cards like he’s addicted to it

He yearns for Luka Modric

Don't tell Troy Deeney, his head might explode

He’s mogging me

Brady will forever live in his brother's shadow lol. Loser

A post so evil that even the Nazi app is like yeah.... we're gonna put a warning on this one. Horrifying stuff

Read a comment from someone who didn’t know the word “Canadian” and referred to our players as “Canadese” CANADESE NUTS 🔥🔥🔥

Thank you Carolina for helping us avoid the bad ending

Wtf is Bells Corners even about

Decent result. Beat Qatar and things will be looking good

FINALLY LETS FUCKING GO!!

my brain trying to focus on reading a script when there's a Canada World Cup game in 3 hours:

Brett Howden is about to be both the worst player to win the Conn Smythe and possibly the most despicable person to do it

Was looking back in my camera roll and found my favorite YouTube thumbnail

I’m the backrooms man, the backrooms man I can walk the backrooms fast as you can

Hydro Ottawa texting me that my power is out (it's not) and then telling me they fixed it

Is there a more dystopian brick to be hit with than calling a company's help line and being greeted with "I am not a human" ?

Finally, the Habs will be eliminated

As biased as I am, that’s actually a horrendous call and I’d be pissed if that went against my team

Only meant to sit on the bed for like 30 seconds, but how can I move when he cozies up to me like this? I am now five minutes deep into sitting here

I also think Jelly Roll should change his name. That man has no more jelly. It’s like when I ordered Boston Crème donuts from Tim Hortons and they had no filling

This website is hilarious 😂😂😂😂😂

Absolutely hilarious game. If the Habs were able to manage a shot on goal in overtime it was guaranteed to go in

Not for this demonic team

Montreal's first period goals brought to you by Satan, Moloch, Baal, and Abaddon

Yeah Habs are winning the cup Inevitable at this point

There hasn’t been, and never will be an action movie better than Terminator 2

What a depressing downfall The Boys had. Just a completely sauceless final season that became a parody of itself

The moment I do a google search and don't get a list of links is the moment I stop using google forever

2.9K replies on the Sens’ Twitter post about homophobia day and I will not be reading a single one of them

Poured some of my coffee creamer into a glass of coke and I regret to inform everyone that the Mormons were on to something

OH MY GOD that’s BAD

The NHL really saw how much of a bloodbath the Atlantic division was this season and said "let's add another 1st overall pick to the mix"

Montreal is going to make the finals, calling it now Doesn't matter how well they play, they just win This is a repeat of 2021, scrape out a game 7 win as the underdogs and then keep it rolling while no one favors you in the next two series

Evil black magic team. I've been telling y'all

1-0 lead while being outshot 16-4..... yep the Habs are winning this one

every game between the lightning and the habs is a game between two frauds. if the habs lose, their fraudulence is proven. if the habs win, they have won against a fraud and therefore proven nothing.

that ending

I think the refs have been bad both ways in this series but that's just a shambolically bad call on Demidov lmao

my brain is so internet-poisoned that when I shoulder check for lane changes I think of this GIF

Every one is 12 years old now. "If people don't like us, what if we called ourselves NICE? 😎 You don't like NICE???"

Hating from outside the club cuz you can’t even get in (We did this for like a decade, I know the feeling 😭)

Wait a minute… this is the way 👀

Shoutout to the Ottawa Charge at least

If you were a casual watching this series you'd think Logan Stankoven is basically Sidney Crosby