This is some bullshit, actually

I'm slowly convincing myself it's totally acceptable to spend a few thousand bucks on yet another watch...

Happy for Alfie. I'm sure the Leafs fans will be just as forgiving as us when their powerplay goes 1-for-21 in the playoffs including 0 goals on multiple 5-on-3s.

Just realized I'm about to head to the CTC for work reasons. Wtf man

I couldn't forgive this even if it was because Eugene Melnyk rose from the grave and tore up his contract

Someone photoshop this with Alfie as Milhouse's dad

What in the fuck

I'll always be grateful that Belgians allowed me to speak my Franco-Ontarian with them. Unlike the French...

*whispers* I don't care about G re-signing or not

Is Giroux still "actually good"?

Hoo boy! That was big

They're saying Go Sens Go at Westboro Beach

Ok one thought on Burakovsky... He had awful numbers post trade deadline last year. Don't think he's ever getting back to COL numbers, but surely playing for 2025-26 Chicago Blackhawks in 94th place in the NHL or whatever has something to do with it.

My approach for the next 3 months:

Friendly reminder: Every day is a Go Sens Go day

Starting to be convinced that Staios/Tierney might think Burakovsky is good?

Doesn't Burakovsky suck?

Can I get a Staios sens jersey?

really kind of steve to consider the two types of sens fans with this trade

Okay there's another hole in the lineup but the Sens were good without him so is there, really?

Reports now saying the rest of the team wanted him gone too. Sens are winning the cup

I'm very happy this saga is over but will absolutely refrain from listening to any opinions from national media

Brady either doesn't have the playoff juice or didn't think the Sens were worth the squeeze. Either way bye

Can I get a Staios sens jersey?

City not picking up diapers for *reasons* is a real kick in the pants to lead into the weekend 🙃

lol Toronto FC suuuuck

I'm going to the game but without a shred of optimism, this time

Never heard Go Sens Go chants in warm up before

Someone needs to make a Sens shirt with death metal font

Men's league scheduling games during the Sens is diabolical stuff

Jake is having a blast out there

Haven't been able to watch most of the game, but Lasso seems totally fine? That's fun!

Just bought a new watch and unfortunately I already know which one I want to get next...

À propos of nothing, I would enjoy seeing Jordan Kyrou on Timmy's wing...

Should I even bother seeking out what Brady said orrr.....

Gonna vom

"No one could script this Yakemchuk debut." I could. I've been writing top notch Sens fan fiction in my head for years.

sens leading is somehow making me more anxious

Is it time to bring back The System™?

Bro lol

Just read a wings fan say "time for perron to do something". Yo, they are capital C Cooked

Three total shots allowed for the period, one of which on net, totalling in all: one goal against. It is bleakly funny.

I'll be dead before you see me stressing over garbage time goals against

Shoutout to the Fiesta Latina quesadilla plate

The Mighty Milkshake Ducks

Not an important part of the conversation, but the USA players saying it's an honour etc etc to be the president's prop, meanwhile SIXTY-PLUS percent of their country thinks he fucking sucks

Jake Guentzel too?