No more Hockey Night in Canada? Fuck you, you corporate fucks! STOP MAKING EVERYTHING WORSE. I am so mad I don't know what to say.

If we trade Spence, I'm walking all the way to Ottawa to slap the absolute SHIT out of Staois.

More like Carter SHART.

I Kissed Justin Trudeau by Katy Perry send tweet

Y'know... Kubrick was onto something.

Penetrating and pollinating. Bee life, baby. Gang gang. #nocontextquotes

Oh look! It's a Sens powerplay! That's a fun cameo.

Good first period for the Charge. Minus the 2 penalties. Without those they would have a goal by now for sure.

Actually able to watch the PWHL game! Helll yeeeaaahhhh.

The weather outside is very K's Bleed Out Spot today. In mid May. I'm going to crash the fuck out.

Everytime my PS2 fires up is a gift. Finding this gem of a game for 25 bucks is priceless.

If the Flyers beat the Canes, I'm going to be soooooooo upset.

Story of a retail worker: Started off with a customer wanting to swap casings they opened because they were the wrong size but they were open. So we can't. She said WE gave her the wrong size. 1/

Brady for Jason Roberston.

Better team won. We got dog-walked. Ullmark, I'm so sorry, man. You kicked ass.

Oh my god! A shot on net! Wow!

Ok. What the fuck is happening? So many blown tires, missed passes, and just fucked up bounces. Fuck allllll of this.

Off the boards is fucking brutal.

Yeah. Keep passing it while crossing the blue line. Hasn't worked yet but it will in the next 1000 years, for sure.

Youth of Yak just about cost us there.

That fucking hurts.

I am pounding these 0% beers as if it'll help.

I feel insane.

Turns out, just letting them play was a mistake.

God this PP is just... so fucking bad.

This game is about to get NASTY.

Does every Canes player have 100 in poke check? Jesus christ.

The puck really hates Timmy right now, hey?

The BP Hockey God commercials seem real pointed right now. Fuck us, I guess?

It's real funny how our players keep sending the puck toward 3 Canes players. Hilarious. Real fucking knee slappers.

POST. AGAIN!?

Yak Attack. We need you.

And still no action taken against guy who did it? What the fuck, man. Bettman saw it and did the Señor Chang "I'll allow it.".

On top of the Sens losing, it's a fucking blizzard outside in late April.

Another stellar Ullmark game wasted.

And we can't even get anywhere close to set up in their end. Check the temp. I'm sure it's cooked.

A stick, a leg, and a finished check in the way of every scoring chance.

Holy shit. I had forgot what offensive zone pressure looked like!

I'll pay you.

I see we're at the SEND IT portion of the game. Always a good sign.

So who's power play is this supposed to be?

It is absoluetly incredible how the Canes are able to get almost every neutral puck. Suffocating hockey.

Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck

My first real breath in like, 2 hours.

Where the fuck are our Sens? Because this ain't them on the ice.

Kill me.

WHO ARE THESE PASSES TO?

Spence is my hero.