Shoot Reimer into the sun.

Que the doubling down on Reimer being The Guy.

How is this game 1-1?

Again. 1 too many passes boys.

Just what the DOC ordered!

Reimer is playing. Ew. Ewwwwww. EWWWWWWW. I knew it would happen, but I reserve my right to be grossed out.

Lets gooooooooo! Great win from the boys. We play like that every game, we're making playoffs for sure.

GTI before? By who? The ghost of Gretzky's MAGA based decisions?

I think that's in. Jesus, Timmy. CRAZY play, mah dude.

The shutdown game the sens have been playing lately has been incredible. Hot damn!

THAT is a statement win. Good fucking job, lads. #GoSensGo

This game has me BUZZIN.

Ullmark looks very confident and calm in net. Reminding me of Anderson when he was feeling it.

Oh man. Our top PP line is scoring? Isn't that nice! Lets fucking gooooooo!

It's so good to be watching the sens again. After a brief break, it's simply nice to be back.

OH HELLLL YEEEAAAHHH. BRAEDEN!

Good kill. That's good for the ole morale.

Ullmark is back and so am I! Time to post about the Sens all the damn time!

Nothing like a day of feeling like ass to make to realize how normal you were feeling 24 hours ago.

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See what happens when That Guy isn't in net?

Now that I'm done watching Twilight, lets check the Sens game! Oh... oh no. 2 GOALS ON 4 SHOTS? Alright. Catch ya'll on the flip flop.

Oh no. If only we could have known a 37 year old, who is scared of men kissing, wasn't the answer? HOW COULD WE KNOW!?

We're going to get WW3 before GTA 6, aren't we?

Found this in mint condition at Value Village. About to put the modern day Sens into it and not make playoffs. #GoSensGo

And now we have Pooptimus Slime in net tomorrow? Yikes.

I just about shit myself.

HOT DAAAAAMN! That whole pk and goal combo was fucking smooth.

Another 4 goal period for the Sens! What's up with that?

I love it when Zub shoots it. A ZubTube, if you will.

Fuck yes! What an absolute ripper!

Can we re-home Cousins?

A guy goes for one shower and allllllll the stuff happens. Good lord.

Have we scored a 5 on 3 goal this year? I cannot think of one.

Ooooof. Where are we at on the It's Over or We're Back clock?

A tale as old as time: Sens take a penalty, opposing team scores.

Had a dream last night that I was in a band called Chapter 2: The End.

When your brand new car gives you FOB problems. The fuck am I paying for? Stress?

I really need to stop watching games. As soon as I tune in, the other team scores.

The major L of the night is that James Reimer is a Senator. Jesus.

Are we the new San Jose?

Just had some fucking idiot at my work wearing a Trump hat. I'm in Canada. I fucking hate being in an industry, and province, that I am deal with this fucks all the time.

We... can't have nice things. So I'm going to stop listening to give the boys a chance.

I stopped listening to the game and then something happens. Classic

Shoot it? Please?

Can we trade Perron and Cousins for a stale bag of Doritos? I bet the stale bag gets fewer penalties.

Still don't understand booing DeBrincat. He was with us for 1 whole year, not 5. Calm down.

Fucking stupid ass Prime broadcast I can't stupid ass watch. Why do I need 3 fucking streaming services to watch every game? The streaming age is garbage. Burn it all.

Every since Uncle Sam went and black bagged that guy there have been a lot more right wing accounts on here. Obviously you block and move on, but it sucks that I have to.