I love no stress hockey. This rules.

What was the crowd chanting?

ZETTYWAP OH MY GOD!

This just in: Garbage goal let in by garbage man!

I'm excited for playoffs but do not want to play Buffalo first round. They scare me.

Fucking HUUUUGE game! Big Penis Linus strikes again!

The Italian Stallion with the dagger!

Net empty with 5 minutes left!? Bold move, Cotton.

Islanders are BIG mad.

Pageau should have been a Sen for life.

3 11am saturday games in a row!? C'mon, man! I want to watch my team do a playoff push! Could I change my life around so I'm not doing errands at that time? No! Just give them a regular ass start time!

Reimer has NOT done a really good job. He's been meh at best. Christ.

I'm calling it now: Chabot is about to go on a Karlsson in 2017 playoffs tear. An absolute fucking weapon.

This is a messafe to every Ottawa Senator: you GOTTA shoot that.

Minnesota playing keep away like they need the points. Lame.

Brutal bounces.

Seeing a lot of discussion about the season being over, which it might be. But we would have had to be almost perfect for the rest of the year. That's a lot to ask. This division is HELL this year. Even if we were perfect, the out of town scoreboard has been just about as bad as it can get.

Tuned into the game for 2 seconds. Saw the score. Turned that shit off. Good luck, boys!

Man, 11am game is balls. I'm out doing stuff right now! Does the NHL even care about me specifically?

I want an ottawa v pittsburg playoff series so fucking bad. That game fucking ruled.

No, it's fucking twitter. Elno Husk deadnames his kids, we can deadname his incel ridden buisness. Corporations don't have feelings, fellas!

This game got me like:

This game got me like:

A 5 minute there would have been bullshit.

This Detroit team LOVES passing to the Sens, hey?

Ullmark has looked so fucking good so far. Sure, Detroit just scored, but deflections are nuts. This team CAN lock the fuck in when needed! Everybody has look on their A+ game so far.

EAT SHIT DETROIT!

YAK ATTACK! First of many!

Jesus. Toronto is getting BEAT. UP. Woll having to make half the saves with his face. Crazy.

Put Foegele on a line with Stü. I want to see what happens.

Bad Cousins! Bad!

The Italian Stallion is firing on all cylinders!

Craig Anderson in the building!

I don't know how to feel about the Mr. Desperate t-shirt.

C'mom boys! These leafs are mighty fucked up. Gotta win tonight!

Listening to City Pop at work. Going to show these farmers some fucking culture!

Dune 1: Go White Boy, Go Dune 2: Oh Dune 3: Oh White Boy, No

Batherson cosplaying as a pinball bumper.

2 Kleven snipes in 1 week? #blessed

ZETTYWAP!

Man. I don't blame Ullmark for any of these goals. Rough stuff.

I keep seeing stats that say our PP is good. My eyes tell me our PP is bad. Bad PP is worse than just playing 5v5.

How many absolutely beautiful chances do we need to score? All of them +1.

You know a team passes too much when the commentators are saying "Shoot it!".

We take those!

Point streak continues, I don't care what Big Stats says.

THAT WAS SOOOO SICK. PLEASE ALLOW IT.

Wut.

That moustache is majestic as ever.

Fuck Gudas. Get him off my screen.