they’re dogshit but they’re OUR dogshit

"new"

If I ran on a platform of legalizing hunting the Buffalo Bills for sport I would get the vote of every Bills fan in WNY

WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU PUNTING SEAN

Damn it's almost like the progressive caucus is a loose conglomerate of self-identifying lawmakers and not a rigid organization with specific policy qualifications

Yeah, if I'm in a players union with someone who does this I'd want there to be a very serious conversation about the harms that come with this being the standard he's setting for the rest of us.

If you look at this administration as the equivalent of a dying kid's Make-a-Wish a lot of pieces end up fitting together to tell a really pathetic story

trust and safety is like HR, they're not there *for you*, they're to protect the company *from you*

Aaron Rodericks is incompetent and masturbates at work to pornographic images of teenagers

The thing that gets me about this is that even if we wanted to make a positive AI ad, they never showcase AI being used to enhance someone’s day or improve their workflow. There’s no “it allows me to more easily do what I love.” It’s always presented as a failsafe for the dispassionate and incurious

In wrestling terms: Republicans worked themselves into a shoot, and Dems either haven't caught on or are pretending not to have caught on. More likely it's the latter, but neither is remotely defensible.

Everybody, whether they actually watch it or not, needs to understand pro wrestling. Without the ability to grasp the concept of kayfabe, the world will never recover from what we're experiencing.

basically every single thing about Right Now that makes me feel crazy has its roots in the fact that shame doesn't exist anymore. we need to bring it back

we deserve a second, bigger 9/11 for this

it's interesting how little the gop messaging apparatus, from the press secretary to election mailers, deviates from "i know you are but what am i"

Brain sizzling like a fajita plate and still dunking on Tre White

i am an unbelievably anxious person but anxiety is just not that interesting or special. if you’re gonna make a song about it, bare minimum it has to be a bop. this is not a bop

Even if this was true--and I question the premise that there are a lot of Jewish Americans who don't know what the Jordan River is--this kind of condescending "if you think murder is wrong name five of their albums" stuff is exactly why they lost the kids

has anyone else noticed that food tasted better in the past? it was mushy and easy to eat. and the spoon would come at you like an airplane

Hello sir it's me, the duffel bag full of cash inspector. It seems you've handed over an empty duffel bag so I can't really do my job with this. Could you go withdraw your entire life savings and put it in here? Please? It's the holidays, I really can't get fired right now.

Actually, the likelihood is 100%. In US jurisprudence, accused people are innocent until proven guilty. Hegseth's victims were not proven guilty; they were not even tried. Therefore they were ALL, to the last man, legally innocent. Hegseth ordered the murders of several dozen innocent men.

The Twitter account for the Turning Point USA chapter at OU seems to have only started posting last week with an anti-trans pressure campaign. And then, oh gosh, what are the odds that they just happened to immediately find someone who claims to have been discriminated against by a trans person?

We need to start to understand that “respecting people’s beliefs” means giving the people holding anti-society beliefs what they want, which is separation from society. Respect their agency that they want what they say they want. Give them credit for the natural logical effect of their belief.

One of the greatest sociopolitical failures of the 20th century was normalizing "I'm entitled to my opinion" as a rationale for one's beliefs

One of the dumbest things anybody has ever said

You can’t be mad at Niffty for going on a tangent about how disgusting and filthy the hotel is. She was told to imagine she was talking to a giant roach, roaches love disgusting and filthy. She understood the assignment perfectly, it was just the wrong assignment for the situation.

To be clear Lizza’s story is that Nuzzi sat on important matters of national significance for personal benefit and he’s sat on these details until he could personally benefit. All of DC media needs to be thrown into the sea. Anyone who defends these people is a goddamn clown.

One thing you quickly learn about conspiracy theories is that a whole lot of them are just someone accidentally figuring out what capitalism is but being a little too racist or something to take the next logical step

i will happily spend $30M of terry pegula’s money for a new problem

What was the black turnout in that election?

And the difference in attempts is because those other 7 were sacks

this entire team should be executed

Oh good, fascist trolling is at the "let's do the T-shirt questions meme" stage that's so neat

Whoomp! (There It is)

On International Men's Day I'll say this: there are a lot of problems that affect men that are reinforced by rigid gender stereotypes and a capitalist hellscape and their inability to properly express and share emotions are exploited by scumbags like Andrew Tate and Jordan Peterson

this just means the files have been scrubbed clean, yeah?

i think it's important to note that bill maher doesn't like mamdani because he's muslim. that's the whole reason

Being sexually abused as a child is not a tragedy. It is a travesty. A tragedy is an accident. Sexual abuse never is. But by calling it a tragedy Aaron reveals his subconscious attitude about responsibility in those events and how the criminal bears little if any of it.

It's very important that we collectively pretend there isn't a mountain of evidence that the evil dismantling civil society is piss-dribblingly fucking stupid, because if we all accept that premise it would make their polite opponents look really incompetent for treating them like serious people.

just spitballing here but I think it's a really, really bad portent to have so many people raised to have no critical thinking skills, no media literacy, and no emotional maturity

cal raleigh, MVP of our hearts and minds. eat shit aaron judge

In literally what fucking universe is Judge the MVP over Cal Raleigh

This is giving former NYT reporter confessing “I’m one of the people who knew about those NYT emails“ vibes

No we understand you're not in love with the New York Times. You're in love with serial child rape and serial child rapists. You can't get enough of that shit.

If something else comes out this rape-launderer is just going to pretend it's another nothingburger Fuck off Clara, you stupid piece of shit

We got to this point because the specific billionaires who were fortunate enough to inherit the fruits of a market built entirely on speculative investment grew up on stories about evil corporations and AI and thought it would be a funny meme

Fine Bernie I'll do it