Every Trait Disqualifying ICE Agent From Previous Jobs Ideal For Current One https://theonion.com/every-trait-disqualifying-ice-agent-from-previous-jobs-ideal-for-current-one/

what this should make clear to everyone in this country is that it does not matter who you are, there's no "it could never happen to me" you can be a white woman who drives around with stuffed animals in her car, and they will still kill you in cold blood and call you a domestic terrorist

Keep thinking about how Bush and the GOP used 9/11 to ram through this radical expansion of violent law enforcement and the surveillance state. There were lots of times in the last 24 years when there were opportunities to challenge the 'America is under threat!' narrative and dismantle DHS.

If Democrats can't win on "the administration is full of and covering for kiddie rapers and they're using your tax money to invade Venezuela and pay fat Nazis to shoot your neighbors" then GET THE FUCK OUT OF POLITICS

masked, unidentified goons who assault and murder with impunity. a literal gestapo.

shutting down a 100-year-old newspaper (with roots dating to the 1700s!) rather than pay fair wages and engage in fair labor practices

Every second the murderer is not arrested is another second for feds to hide him in a place that would create a jurisdictional fight. He's on video killing a person. You have to arrest this guy an hour ago, but you might still have time now.

I just called Gov. Walz office to urge that he send MN BCA to take over this case. The FBI is not reliable. At all. Walz office (you'll get voice mail): 651-201-3400

This is the ICE agent who murdered a woman by shooting her multiple times in the face.

According to witnesses, this is the masked ICE agent who shot the driver in Minneapolis. He shot from the side into the vehicle. This is him walking away from the crashed vehicle.

This is the agent that murdered the woman in Minneapolis on 1/7/2026.

I’m sorry, but saying fuck in a presser isn’t the big dog mic drop moment he hoped. We need actions, not words. We need arrests. We need actual actions that get ICE out of Minneapolis.

Because the right-wing owners are too cheap to provide health insurance and failed to get the requirement scrapped in court.

They are counting on you giving up. Doesn't mean you can't be afraid, angry, or both, but spreading hopelessness is spreading inaction in the face if fascism narratives and that's euthanasia for resistance.

I won't let our neighbor's death go unchallenged. She was murdered and her family deserves justice.

pretty sure murder is illegal in minnesota

This times a million They are not invulnerable and the law still matters We control our labor and our wallets and we can stop the entire economy if necessary

tapping the sign www.thenation.com/article/poli...

losing my mind at the "she should have followed directions" people really? really? you're cool with "if you don't follow directions, they get to kill you"? that seems like a good state of affairs to you? that seems like how law enforcement ought to work: instant obeisance or death?

As news breaks in Minneapolis, we’re uplifting this story by our friends @unraveledpress.com during the Chicago surge. Agents shot and killed an unarmed 38-year-old father in Sept —and their initial narrative of events was quickly disproven by witness videos. unraveledpress.com/what-happene...

I need people to wrap their minds around the fact that here in Minneapolis, ICE broke the window of a vehicle yesterday, pepper sprayed the occupants, and arrested them, and shot another observer in the face today, and OBSERVERS ARE STILL GOING OUT TO PROTECT THEIR NEIGHBORS AT MASSIVE PERSONAL RISK

Arrest the murderer and arrest Bovino. Not complicated.

Masked ICE agents, it seems, are now killing American citizens on American streets. Any Democrat who doesn’t support abolishing ICE should be instantly primaried and run out of the party. This is non negotiable. You cannot support the continued existence of this fascist murderous secret police.

Worth noting that Minnesota Public Radio is NOT doing that. They're interviewing people on the ground, chasing down witnesses and facts, and treating ICE statements with the appropriate amount of skepticism.

ICE just murdered a woman here in Minneapolis. A legal observer. Shot her multiple times while she drove away as ordered. She was a US citizen. Absolute, unequivocal, cold-blooded murder by Trump’s gestapo. Abolish ICE, jail for everyone in charge. This is the lowest bar we accept now.

This is what our government has sent into cities across the country to arrest normal, nonviolent working people. Insanity.

It is now confirmed from multiple sources that ICE shot a legal observer dead on Portland in Minneapolis between 34th and 33rd street. The victim is dead

In case anyone was wondering how its going here, they killed an observer while the mayor and governor are silent and our senator posts about inflation

Jesus Christ

The oil will pay for it. Also, the taxpayers will pay the oil people to build the infrastructure to take the oil that's supposed to pay for it. Also, nobody's going to be paying for it

It was the best of times, it was the worst of times. It was the sort of times when you should ask your doctor if Celexa is right for you. Common side effects of the times included agitation, blurred vision, confusion, and decreased interest in sexual intercourse.

how is "embattled honesty researcher" even a phrase

Elected Dems are going to be tweeting "how does this lower the price of eggs" while mushroom clouds dot the horizon

one of the things i hate most about this persistent line of argument is the implication that any of these actions would be fine if groceries were cheaper

{exhaling enormous bong rip} Amy Klobushit

thank god our brains are hardwired to take in horrible news 24 hours a day 7 days a week. This could've been a really bad time for people's mental health

As this poster points out, Grok does not have agency. Grok is a computer program, like Photoshop. Grok is not doing these things. Twitter users are. bsky.app/profile/miss...

Yeah I think the first question is whether anyone will even make Elon stop it, let alone there being any consequences after the fact. There’s nothing indicating that first part will happen.

The regime is doing a lot of bad things, and people understandably are focused on issues like invading other countries and hiding the Epstein files. But we can walk & chew gum at the same time. Don't sleep on the attack on environmental protection, it may be the worst thing they're doing

30 years ago they were like we have to ban song lyrics for the children but it’s full steam ahead for the here’s how to do drugs until you die machine

Nobody is checking for black participation when it comes to jobs or healthcare and such. Only now when it is time to fight and die, now these asshats are harassing us about where we are at. You white folks are so big and bad, you figure this out.

He's wrong, but he's strong, and he wants to get the election on, so Karens *Yeah?* Karens *Yeah?* If you want to poll up in the 80s *Yeah!* Then turn around, stick it out Even proud boys got to shout Newsoms got back

Anyone who 1) likes Gavin Newsom 2) said it was “too early to worry” about who’s running 3) believes, like Gavin suggests, that the Democrats lost the election for being “too woke” Is: wrong

The #Trump administration is endangering children. In more ways than one.

Hoagie paper 🤣😂🤣🤣

We've got money to bail out Argentina and subsidize oil companies in Venezuela, but we're laying off disaster workers that help Americans? Make it make sense ...

BREAKING Irish Govt to move Grok to another parish.

Cannot be stressed enough how if you in any way support this man, argue his case, attempt even the slightest iteration of the “damage control “/“best of two evils” libslop nonsense, you are unambiguously the reason why Democrats lose and why they deserve to