Musk, Thiel, and all those motherfuckers could be fooled by someone under a sheet with eye holes cut out, and by god we should try it

Helena “Good Ham” Carter

And let's name names. #ElonMusk #MarcoRubio #RussellVought and #DonaldTrump (with help from #JohnRoberts). This is premeditated murder--of children. You can spin it anyway you like but you cannot escape this fact.

The government shut down continues and until it ends I'm working without pay. If you'd like to help keep a girl afloat the best way is to buy my books from my publishers or purchase my art and comics directly from me. Links⬇️⬇️⬇️

Call me controversial, but technology that leads vulnerable people into crisis and even holds their hand as they die by suicide should not be endorsed by schools and universities, we should not be giving discounted subscriptions to this monstrous tech to young people AT ALL

I fully believe in the corporate death penalty and believe we would be a better world if OpenAI lost its corporate charter and was forcibly dissolved. www.cnn.com/2025/11/06/u...

"A distracted pedestrian might cause a minor inconvenience. A distracted driver, enabled by street design that encourages high speeds, can end a life. To treat these as equivalent is to ignore the fundamental physics of power and force." -Lanrick Bennett

Me: "Babe wake up they're doing phrenology again!" You: "You have to stop waking me up for that one, you wake me up multiple times a night every night to say they're doing phrenology again."

Pretty much

Everybody wants every team's jerseys to look like they did when they were 12.

Word of the Day is ‘catchfart’ (17th century): an obsequious individual who sucks up to the boss and always follows the political wind.

Dartmouth, where I teach, has decided to go all in on AI to provide mental health care for students. www.thedartmouth.com/article/2025...

It’s not just a baggage claim. It’s a baggage FACT.

The thing about Eric Adams is that he’s very weird but he’s also weird in a way that’s kind of familiar if you spend enough time around NYC. It’s just like… we don’t usually elect the conspiracy theory uncles to the position of mayor.

Elon Musk now makes $1T a year.

Richest nation in human history

am I wrong in thinking that The Troops who would use these commissaries are not being paid at the moment

when life hands you lemons make caipirinha

Nuremburg trials is the moderate position

A distraught man came to Broadview searching for his wife of five years after she was taken by ICE at her court hearing. He wasn’t told anything, tracked her by her phone, and was left weeping in the parking lot.

Something deeply fucked up when you can blindly break basic state functions and condemn millions to death and then people make you the richest man in the world instead of a pariah

Steve Bannon, promising America her best days are ahead of her.

my favorite example of this.

It shouldn’t be forgotten that a big piece of Mamdani’s campaign was simply “cities are cool and lots of people enjoy living in them” which in and of itself dismantles alot of rightwing talking points

1.This is not the only known example we know of ChatGPT cheering on a vulnerable young person to die by suicide, this time it is a recent Texas A&M grad 2. Every single university that has invited OpenAI into our midst should be asked to account for their choices. www.cnn.com/2025/11/06/u...

Nancy Pelosi secretly being queen of the stock market and Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez vocally opposing elected officials profiting off the stock market feel like intrinsically connected facts that quietly explain their instant bad blood the minute they became House colleagues

I will never understand the people who can look at this and shrug.

I don't want to "update my skincare routine", I want to drag wayward sailors beneath the waves

Actual crime involving food

I have strong feelings about colonizing countries trying to restrict immigrants from entering them. You did this - now fix it

Queens renter beats Queens slumlord.

A campus novel/speculative fiction about a university whose computer systems become so hopelessly infected by viruses that the school returns to paper. Strangely, everyone becomes smarter and happier until they are eaten by wolves.

If you're not reading the New York Times you're missing out

The US is the world's largest oil and gas producer. Yet, "China is now making more money from exporting green technology than America makes from exporting fossil fuels."

What the hell is with those big Gold Coins on his desk? Are they Pirate Doubloons? Did he get them when he broke open a box in the Mushroom Kingdom? Does he use them to pay John Wick?

remember. if your flight gets cancelled by the reality show reject running transportation, it's because Republicans refuse to reopen government to protect their own from the Epstein Files. You're trapped so pedophiles can roam freely. "Pizzagate" was a confession.

The goddamn nerve of Jeff Bezos' newspaper to talk shit about raising the minimum wage at a moment when workers at Jeff Bezos' online superstore -- who are paid so little half of them in one study were on SNAP benefits -- are going hungry. The fucking arrogance.

Cast Luke Kirby in more stuff!!!! I love him!!

There's some great sax usage in a lot of hip-hop songs... This is one of my favs... #NationalSaxophoneDay 🎷

Right about now, the honk shoo brother

The Office of Unsubtle Metaphors continues to operate, even with the shutdown

Hoping for a buddy comedy with Inflatable Frog & Sandwich Guy as they travel around the country battling injustice.

Subway Hero Dennis Duffy

I'm here outside Speaker Johnson’s office because he is starving families and gutting health care to cover up the Epstein Files. Change my mind.

also lol a quick google of the National Black Empowerment Action Fund, which paid for the ad, reveals that -its 2 senior advisors are AIPAC alums, one of whom led the org's Black outreach for a decade -it spent $$ to tank Rep Jamaal Bowman's reelection campaign -one of its lobbyists is a Trump alum

“She was elected in late September, decisively,” Jeffries said Monday. “And Rep.-elect Adelita Grijalva still hasn’t been sworn in, because she’ll become the 218th vote on an up-or-down piece of legislation that will require the Department of Justice to release the Epstein files.”

Breaking News: Late last night Conde Nast illegally fired 4 union organizers who asked company execs to explain the downsizing of Teen Vogue and continued layoffs. We’ve filed a grievance.