No mention of the Lindbergh baby 🤔

The cover just dropped for the second Mrs Sidhu novel. "Mrs Sidhu's Just Desserts" It’s the most glamorous event of the year... but there’s trouble on the menu 🔪 Pre-order now - smarturl.it/JustDessertsHB 📖 #cozycrime #booksky ##cozymysteriesaremyjam #MrsSidhuInvestigates #mrssidhusjustdesserts

Never seen this calendar before but shall watch the year pass with better humour - "This too shall pass". Part of a longer good thread. Makes you think how we have made a mess of social media. Somewhere someone has a job description that includes stirring up rage. Let's pity them.

35 tonne truck? WE EAT THEM FOR BREAKFAST!! #WorldBollardAssociation

It is just too weird and sad and wrong not having dog(s) in our lives, so Mrs P and I, after long deliberation, cogitation and mastication have decide which breed we would like to adopt. That breed, dear reader, is a scruffy dog.

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Look at us being #slightlytopical

im not mad. please dont put in the newspaper that i got mad.

Arthur put his hands over his eyes, hung his head and shook it slowly from side to side in sadness and horror at the craziness of things.

Anyway, we need some joy, so here's the Egyptian foreign minister being given a Lego Pyramid by the Danish foreign minister.

"Pity Me" is the sound, heard at The City Ground

The fundamental problem, nicely demonstrated in all the responses.

Niche joke

Just discovered the phrase Schroedinger's Douchebag, and I need to add this to my vocabulary.

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How did I not know this existed

If you're in Edinburgh and like your meat rare and your rice pudding to kill you off with pleasure then pop in here. An unexpected pleasure in Loanhead parrillaargentiniangrill.co.uk

Adverts should be representative of traditional British families

Wtf is Saturday night like at your house.

Prime Video’s algorithmic suggestions are a think of beauty

Just found out that Ben Nevis isn't named after some Scottish guy called Ben Nevis. This is like when I was *13 and found out that Rabbie Burns was not, in fact, a Scottish rabbi. *30

Adverts should be representative of traditional British Families

It’s Arsenal, you fools.

Lion seems to be really into it as well.

Lyle Foster's goal in the fifth minute of stoppage time gave Burnley a huge three points against Wolves at Molineux. Vitor Pereira's side become only the third team in top-flight history to not win any of their first nine games for the second consecutive season.

A very happy Have You Done The Oven Clock eve to all those who celebrate

#statstab #442 Understanding uncertainty in school league tables Thoughts: Rankings are virtually meaningless, especially neighbour values. #ranking #comparison #uncertainty #QRPs #education #academia research-information.bris.ac.uk/ws/portalfil...

Stop scrolling and post two figures that bring you happiness

In hotel. Busy day tomorrow. HOW THE HELL DO I TURN THE LIGHTS OFF! Found 10 switches so far. WTF

Breaking - Postecoglou appointed to be new Prime Minister of France.

10 years of leopards eating faces

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Anoia- Minor Goddess of Things That Get Stuck in Drawers on the Discworld. When someone cries "How can it close on the damned thing but not open with it? Who bought this? Do we ever use it?", it is as praise unto Anoia. Faithful purposefully rattle their drawers and complain every day

Marvin trudged on down the corridor, still moaning.

This line of questioning (to David Simon of all people) is utterly bizarre.

Little piece of comedy history here I don't think I've never seen before. The first appearance of Mr Cholmondley-Warner? youtu.be/uHvRdnj_BfY?...

That's telling you @johnnynicepainter.bsky.social

Through seven matches, “too cautious” Arsenal have scored one more goal than “free flowing, aspirational attacking” Liverpool and have a seven better goal difference.

Makes me think of this quote, from Terry Pratchett's Discworld books

Please please please can we find the CIA agent and everything can have been a hallucination.

"5 wins in a row" Man Utd fan says, "Hold my beer"

not sure what language this is, i’ll try to find out as soon as i’ve posted this letter, reaching my fingers through as far as possible to ensure a precise delivery

"The manufacturer, CMOT Dibbler Inc, did not respond to our questions"

We've been having a great time with groups of new @uochester.bsky.social nursing students visiting us all day today! Wishing you all the best on your studies ahead... but may your bedside manner be better than Plaguey D's.

To be fair, you're not telling the whole story there; they are *overpriced* shit.

Editorial plotting while laying waste to an amazing Thai meal. #MrsSidhuInvestigates book news and announcements coming soon!