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Look at how long this train is. Remarkable. 2.5-minute video: https://youtu.be/6ptB28MPq3k #trains

A tooter who quooted a toot Tried to tutor two tooters to quoot He was in their replies Over thirty-two times But the two had the tooter on mute

Working in the office today and somehow the desk I'm using has been given the randomly-collapsing comedy chair. Now on the lookout around the office for someone to make a move to the toilet so that I can quickly carry out a sneaky switcheroo.

I hate to say it but my first thoughts on glancing at the photo is "that looks a bit like ALF from the old TV series" #liverpool

I've just popped that American brand of painkiller onto my "mute USpol" filter list and it's occurred to me that what the hell happened to the world that that is even a sentence I need to write. Anyway good morning / TZAG and here's wishing everyone a great day.

Hello Fedi tech support desk, I wonder if you can help. Next week I will need to join a Teams meeting from my Linux laptop. How well does this work using the Teams web interface? Will I need to run Chrome or will Firefox or (at worst) Chromium do the job? And do I need to sign in to Microsoft […]

I've no idea why everyone is so excited about the arrival of the raptures. They were the scariest dinosaurs in Jurassic Park if you ask me. #rapture

@losttourist You sound very confident of Nick being Left Behind

In the noble pursuit of knowledge, one must be prepared to retract, recalibrate, and republish. My previous assertions on balsamic vinegar's role in pickling have been... re-evaluated. Read the full, rigorous report here […]

Hmm I hope my builders aren't good about to be raptured, our kitchen currently looks like this and if they get whisked off to heaven I'll end up having to get Nick Knowles in to fix things up on DIY SOS. #rapture

I'm putting the kettle on, anyone want a brew. It might be your last chance for a cuppa before the End Times. #rapture

So, tomorrow's rapture. Does anyone know what time it's booked in for? I'd like to get a little swim in at the leisure centre before the End Times begin but I can't be having people plucked out of the pool and ascending to heaven while I'm doing lengths of breaststroke, it'll be very off […]

This is the size of a USB port in the 1950s. #monsterdon

3°C this morning. Winter Is ~~Coming~~ Here! #brrr

#stillesonntag #silentsunday

We are at the theatre. #moulinrouge #manchester

We all remember Nicole the Fediverse Chick, right? I think she might have a friend. #jimmytruth #spam #nicole #fediversechick

We had joy, we had fun, we had ... autumn? Let's do it again next week. #TOTP

Dorts! Laters! (yes I know, I've gone off a week too soon and next week it wont be that next week, if you see what I mean) #TOTP

Tune! 1993 you have exceeded expectations. Well done. #TOTP

Belinda! 😍 😍 Did I mention I went to see her live at Manchester Apollo last weekend? I said: I SAW BELINDA CARLISLE PLAYING LIVE LAST WEEKEND. Now I can die happy. #TOTP

I want to see a super group of every artist with a tool-based name, including all of Tool. #totp

Play Roxette! #tot

It's a shame Go West never made a song called _Pet Shop Boys_ #TOTP

The early 90s were honorary 80s #TOTP

"I don't wanna live in Elstree" 🤣 #TOTP

Lemmy rocked so hard he went right through rock, out beyond it to parody, and then pushed beyond parody all the way back to rock god. #TOTP

Absolute banger, and I remember this performance, it's fabulous. #TOTP

Wrighty seemed genuinely nonplussed by Cameo. #TOTP

"codpiece" trending on Fedi in 3 .. 2 .. 1 ... #TOTP

TUNE! #TOTP

Not my favourite from OMD but it's undeniably a pretty tune. #TOTP

We are unable to reach a consensus in our demands. #TOTP

Play Pretty In Pink. #TOTP

I suppose Michael McDonald had to rush back to America to check how his burger business was going. #TOTP

DOUBLE KEYTAR. Truly we have been blessed. #TOTP #keytar

KEYTAR KLAXON! Thank you Michael McDonald. #TOTP

Annie Lennox is on absolutely top form here. As is Dave Stewart, to be fair. But wow, Annie ... #TOTP

Steve Wright just shouted out "Yo! My man!" on #TOTP and I have just died inside.

Is the Proms over? Do we go straight into more Pops? #TOTP

"Hello is that my home contents insurance company? I'd like to claim for a new telly please, I seem to have accidentally thrown a fucking brick through the old one" #TOTP

NO NO NO STOP THAT STOP IT **NOW** #TOTP

This is like the bastard lovechild of Strictly Come Dancing and the England World Cup team. #TOTP (words I never ever envisaged I'd write)

BAGPIPES KLAXON! (Is that a thing? It is now) #TOTP

It's no Sally Cinnamon. #TOTP

Can we have an end to Britpop already? #TOTP

Quite possibly the best song with 'toast' in the lyrics since Paul Young went solo. #TOTP

Were they known as 5inq in France? #totp

Who let the lads out? #TOTP