I reckon I could take this piece of shit. Really fucking easily as well. No I'm serious. I mean look at the little cunt. One good punch in the face and I reckon he'd be crying like a fucking baby.

Who's this Taylor Swift bloke?

Yeah. Look. I'm sorry. I understand the enormity of the situation and all that. But the little "(TDS)" after "TRUMP DERANGEMENT SYNDROME" will never not make me laugh like a fucking drain. I have no idea why. Nonetheless, it is OBJECTIVELY FUCKING HILARIOUS (OFH).

I've not seen that movie "National Treasure", but I suspect what they were seeking was George Takei.

Taking back control. www.politico.eu/article/dona...

We had a dog that used to round up fruits from cucurbits, he always seemed a bit sad. He was a melon collie.

I have received the results of our new dog's DNA test and apparently she is 50% crayon, 12% banana, 8% Nigella Lawson, 7% ennui, 6% Bernese Mountain Sauce, 17% Border Cauliflower and 14% mathematical error. Please consider using a reputable dog DNA testing service and avoid TrumpDNA.org

Charm: the power or quality of delighting. Where has the charm gone? I miss the charm. I'm sure it's still out there, somewhere, but it eludes me at the moment.

Share a television show that raised you

Found this website this morning, useful as a starting point if you’re trying to boycott American goods and services, which we absolutely all should! https://www.goeuropean.org

As the famous saying goes….”The best time to plant a tree was 20 years ago. The second best time is now.” Likewise, the best time to start weaning ourselves off dependence on the US……..

Last year, we made the decision to step away from X. The Royal Irish Academy is committed to creating, convening, and sharing knowledge for the public good and as an organisation we value Independence; Integrity; Curiosity; Openness and Rigour. In our view, X no longer aligns with these values

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Really REALLY struggling to say something funny about America right now. Unfortunately, there is nothing. So instead I will spend 10 minutes staring at the gaping maw of my kitchen window into the unendingly miserable black¹ night of the countryside. -- ¹ Yes, yes. I said it.

I don't know what's happening here, but I don't want it to stop youtu.be/k2_KkCZbdfo?...

Swallow Another C F Tunnicliffe tea card from 1961. These are small - 68mm x 34mm. I wonder about the production process. What size was the original artwork? Does it still exist? Does anyone know?

Went to see Hamnet a couple of days ago (brilliant btw). At the beginning when they showed the classification it said 'Some distressing scenes, brief moderate sex'. I thought 'that's life summed up really!

Great! Now he's got one can he please stop waging peace on the world?

photographer: Steve McCormick taken in Nepal #animals #photography

I’m SUPER, thanks for asking… #valentinesday #bsnm

But Forbes, couldn't I have asked ChatGPT to give me 5 ChatGPT Prompts To Plan My Best Year In Business? Which would make you pretty much redundant, wouldn't it.

Oh god yeah this was great wasn't it?

The Reform pitch is increasingly “the last government was terrible, so we’ve hired everyone who was in it”.

That this account has a) so few followers and b) posts so infrequently is a fucking sin.

For anyone reflecting on their life choices today #profaneembroidery #handstitched #itsprofanedontcomplain

This might be a fever dream, but I remember on Twitter there was an account/group or something that was all about rude / sweary embroidery. Are they on here does anyone know? Because they were fun and I am in serious need right now.

Also…

I don't know about this, Woody. Maybe the guitar could say 'This machine gives fascists better training'?

4 Lakota men were kidnapped by ICE in Minneapolis. 3 of them were taken to what used to be a concentration camp for Native people, and the only people talking about it are other Indigenous people. I am angry but mostly numb, I am so used to this at this point. We are always forgotten.

Cos what says “I LOVE YOU” more than a scary space aliens that wants to impregnate you with its nightmarish spawn… For when you love them so much it might make your chest burst? Oh no, wait 😬

It’s a month away guys… HUGS RIGHT IN YOUR FACE - Valentine adjacent card for Xeno freaks (like me) dippyfishcards.etsy.com/listing/8657... #valentinesday #facehugger #alien #bsnm #greetingscard

Having just used one of Catherine's posts to be really stupid and drunkenly sweary I should in recompense retweet this which is fucking gorgeous.

I bet that fucker is full of fucking ReformUK voters as well. Fucking fuckers.

The view from our flat. 23 years ago. 23 years. Fucking hell. Did I mention that I fucking HATE THE FUCKING PEAK DISTRICT IT IS ALL FUCKING MUD AND REFORM VOTERS I WANT TO FUCKING GET OUT OF HERE.

This looks quite warm. Although probably slightly not quite as warm as the pita bread I just took out of the toaster and tried to slit open.

Ah go on. Treat yourselves. youtu.be/jH6HZr6gt3o?...

The day of Luv is on the way So here’s a card that’s funny But please, oh please, oh please, oh please Don’t REALLY boil their bunny This & other inappropriate delights to make your beloved, other arf, sig other, or person you’d like to lick smile this #Valentinesday #bsnm DippyfishCards.Etsy.com

"The old world is dying, and the new world struggles to be born: now is the time of monsters" -- commonly attributed to Antonio Gramsci by Slavoj Žižek

New dog loves our shoes and gathers them to form some kind of cargo cult display on her bed 😂 Anyone who has had rescue dogs - is this usual behaviour? #DogsOfBlueSky

Liz Kendall has confirmed the way X is behaving is illegal. Liz Kendall forgot to say when the British govt would stop using an illegal platform.

Happy birthday to us! Our founders – Octavia Hill, Robert Hunter and Hardwicke Rawnsley – believed that nature, beauty and history were for everyone. On this day in 1895, they set up the National Trust and we're proud to continue their work today. Thank you to all those who support what we do.

Two more added to the waifs and strays collection here! A silkie and a grey bantam to keep our brown bantam company. Neither of the two new ones were integrating where they were for some reason and were being bullied out of the coops every night. They seem to be getting along fine here though so far

I love everything about this image, including precisely the right amount of swearing. Poetic.

Not only am I drinking red wine with fish, that red wine is Jammy Red Roo. Fucking bring it on, haters 😂

Another ICE murder: Northridge LA, Black guy celebrating New Year. Keith Porter Jr was shot & murdered by off-duty ICE agent. Porter was 43, a father of two daughters. GoFundMe to support his family. www.gofundme.com/f/support-fo... #SayHisName #KeithPorter #BLM #Voices4Victory #uSDemocracy

Me. Tis now the very witching time of night when churchyards yawn and hell itself breathes out contagion to this world, now could I drink hot blood and do such bitter business as the day would quake to look on. Him. And would you like fries with that? Me. WHAT? Him. Fries. Me. Oh, yeah, please.