The thing about this though, if one were being cynical, is that they're all made up. None of them sprang fully formed from the birth of the universe.

#BlueSkyArtShow #Sky Western sky after sunset. Slad Valley.

i wish neil armstrong had brutally flubbed the moon landing line. that's one small step for moon. one small step ON moon. for a man. one giant man.. 's leap. one GIANT LEAP for moonkind. moon man. one giant moon for manmind. you can hear buzz rollin around in the lander, just howling

The tree's up. Merry fucking Christmas.

My Santa spirit animal.

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA THIS IS THE MOST FUCKING UGLIEST THING I THINK I HAVE EVER SEEN IN MY LIFE WELL PLAYED FIFA

Dear @iandunt.bsky.social. I took note of your comment in your latest email from your substack that Bluesky has "far too little silliness and far too few gags". This made me sad. So to cheer you up a bit, here is the kangaroo from the Kangol logo sucking its own knob.

I have a pair of reading spectacles. I have a case for these reading spectacles. This reading spectacles case is made by Kangol. It has a cute little charm of the Kangol logo on the zipper. Has anybody *really* looked at the Kangol logo? I mean, properly.

This pup is amazing!!! Some lighthearted, enjoyable content. (Video posted on IG by gigishapirokulock)

From the Discover feed on Bluesky I have learned that people who own cats and also a Christmas tree are FUCKING INSANE WHAT WERE YOU THINKING

I'm no purist when it comes to participating in things we all know are bad. I try to reduce my harm but I'm an honest hypocrite. I won't judge you for still using Spotify, just try this rad alternative. I'm listening to music from Dar es Salaam. Where will you listen to? radio.garden/listen/furah...

I might. MIGHT. Just about tolerate this.

WHY ONLY A SELECTION OF PAMPHLETS WHY NOT *ALL* THE PAMPHLETS!?

Fucking hell, I wish I had £50 a month to spare, because there's at least 5 people who live near me who I would LOVE to set this up for. Probably shouldn't though. They'd most likely die of apoplexy, then I'd go to prison. I can't go to prison. They most likely don't do overnight oats.

@bobfry.bsky.social Hard to pick a favourite Fall song, but if forced: www.youtube.com/watch?v=UZhI...

Sorry, but you really are a very, very odd country.

We don't buy ourselves much, me and Mrs P. No particular reason for that; we just don't. What we have bought ourselves though is a Selfridges Mince Pie Advent Calendar, which as you can imagine is exquisite. Each tiny mince pie is made from a recipe from the 1929 Selfridges Household Encyclopedia.

Good morning. Gonna have a pop at multi-millionaire Dicky Tice this morning. The same Dicky Tice that hates foreigners in our country, hates muslims, is an MP for Boston & Skegness but lives in Dubai under SHARIA LAW! Having a pop at children wearing ear defenders because he's a class 1 knobhead.

Lady With Glove by William-Adolphe Bouguereau Original title: The Prostate Exam -- Yeah, I know, I've done this before. Don't care.

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This is actually quite brilliant, up to and including the final sentence 🔥

Currently listening to Handel's Saeviat tellus "O nox dulcis" on Radio 3. What with this and the overnight oats I'm starting to suspect I'm being subsumed by an alien entity. I mean, a scant 10 years ago it would have been The Fall and a bowl of fucking Cheerios. Send help. youtu.be/dlCYP9YlogM?...

Lovely idea. I like it.

Do love a busy sky. Hen Cloud and The Roaches from Tittesworth Reservoir this afternoon.

Ugh. Look. I've done them in an old jam jar and everything. What the hell is happening to me?

Hard to believe that this species once roamed the tundra, the desert and the jungle, felling mighty beasts with intelligence, teamwork and guile. Now it has to look at me like this in the desperate hope of some cheese. Mind you. She did get the cheese. #DogsOfBluesky

@profanity.accountant One should never ask a question to which one does not wish to hear the answer. But fuck it, here goes.

I am driving through London, and plan to stop at Greenwich tomorrow.. No idea what to do in the Mean Time.

Germany today. A perfectly peaceful protest until the police come down hard on them and immediately start beating the crap out of people. Sound up. This is Germany 2025. People were protesting a fascist youth congress. German police clearing the streets for fascism. They’ll never learn.

I'm really into overnight oats at the moment. Chia seeds, organic almond milk, berries, the fucking lot. I don't know where this is ultimately going to lead. Vaginal steaming, possibly?

At what point are these people going to actually start dividing themselves into individual strands of DNA?

Can I point out that there is already a left-wing party available, that is doing very well in the polls and seems considerably less shambolic join.greenparty.org.uk

Introduce yourself with 5 animals you have seen in the wild - 5 bees

Muscular Christianity. “Wear some headphones, kid. And put your shoes back on”

Sorry, but if you send me a "Black Friday" marketing email I am instantly unsubscribing. On principle.

Not going to win any beauty contests, but very comforting.

Kedgeree coming along

Going to make kedgeree for us dinner tonight. I know it's meant to be a breakfast dish, but it's proper comfort food, so sod it, right?

Bee Vectoring Technology (BVT)... Bees as a pesticide delivery service. Cool. www.sciencedirect.com/science/arti...

I don't believe in a god, but if there were a god, I think that having listened to this he/she/it would think that humanity might *just* have been a worthwhile project. youtu.be/3s45XOnYOIw

In these challenging times someone might need one of them: Childline: 0800 1111 Samaritans: 116 123 Domestic Violence Hotline: 0808 2000 247 Mind: 0300 123 3393 Age UK: 0800 169 6565 Alcoholics Anonymous : 0800 9177 650 Cruse Bereavement Care: 0808 808 1677 MH text support: 85258

These are proper nice! Comforting and tasty with loads of umami flavour. Only 15 calories as well. Vegan version available.

I used to send about 75 Christmas cards. This year, 75 x 2nd class stamps cost £65.25 75 x 1st class stamps cost £127.50 It’s a no brainer - I will be sending the cost of the stamps and cards to a small local charity that helped Amy. Support local charities and not Royal Mail.

Here is a photograph of when Nigel Farage was in a plane crash.

Everything about this might be the saddest thing I’ve ever seen

Got told off a while ago for eating our parsnips before there'd been a frost. Well, there've been several frosts over the past week or two so WE ARE FUCKING EATIN' 'EM YES EVEN THE TINY ONES. (Scales for scale. Scales shown are approximately twice the size of a set of scales half as big)