I'm guessing she means white people like her. In which case she means LITERALLY white people. Like RAL 9010 white. Like Pantone 11-0601 TCX white. Like #FFFFFF white. Like Farrow & Ball "All White". Like WHY THE FUCK IS THIS FUCKER STILL MAKING HEADLINES JUST FUCKING LET HER DIE (metaphorically)

Flat Peach Bursitis

@bsky.app Hi the Discover feed is giving a 503 error atm.

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I've been trying to take one of those funny photos where your dog is catching a treat out of the air, but it's taken fucking thousands of goes and I still can't get it right and I think my dog might have had too many treats now.

I have just made a stupendously stupid post (NO, YOU DON'T SAY!) including a reference to Paul King out of 80s pop group King. I wondered what Paul King was up to these days and found a recent photo and I am immeasurably happy to report that he looks fucking great and really happy.

I just had to double-check the meaning of what a "stonner" is, and following Wikipedia result had me in fucking stitches for reasons which I find hard to explain. It's the bit that says "The kebab weighs 1.4 kg (3.1 lb).***[citation needed]***". Why is that so funny? @speeduffs.bsky.social

King is reported to have said: "That's, what my heart, yearns for now, Love and Pride".

I am stealing this "fuck you factories" formulation and will be deploying it regularly, just so you know.

Fuck my old boots I reckon I could deep fry a whole bag of spuds and an entire corner shop of Mars Bars in the grease off this motherfucker. -- Thank you this is my deep analysis of the current geopolitical situation thingy.

This post explains everything. No further discussion is required. I genuinely and absolutely believe that if the true meaning of this post is completely understood, then ChatGPT would be shut down overnight.

Winter is coming

She's just done what is probably the longest walk in her short life. Six miles along rolling meadows and shady streams. Has now found a cool spot under a bush on the lawn and is having a good think about it all. #DogsOfBluesky #RescueDog

M10 x 15mm Nylon (Plastic) Black Hexagon Head Set Screw £41.29 Per 100 Units Excluding VAT. If price is per 100, you can still order any quantity. Did you read and understand that, you fuckers... ANY QUANTITY. Not only that, but CERTIFICATE OF CONFORMITY INCLUDED! (#1 in a series of 1,000)

Oh, to be in England Now that April’s there, And whoever wakes in England Sees, some morning, unaware, That the lowest boughs and the brushwood sheaf Round the elm-tree bole are in tiny leaf, And mud adorns both shoe and sock Oh England! What a load of fucking cock

Lucille Ball--actress, comedian, producer & film-studio executiver--died #OTD in 1989. In 1962, she bought out Desi Arnaz's interest in Desilu Productions & became the 1st woman to own & run a major TV studio. Desilu produced many popular TV series including Mission: Impossible & #StarTrek. #legend

If you were horrified watching elected leaders run & scramble because of gun violence, just imagine how my daughter Jaime felt in school running from an active shooter before she was killed. Now, become a part of the solution & only vote for people determined to address gun violence in America.

Jeez, I bet Trump shit his pants at that press junket last night. Then there was that shooter thing as well.

I know this must have been said a hundred brazillion times, but this hunter chap who recently has been squished by them elephants, and people have been saying "yeah but he donated five marillion dollars to the wildlife reserve". Could he not have just made the donation and not done the murdering?

I've had Windows XP laptops that booted faster than my mobile phone. And my telly come to that. Boo. Above post not sweary enough for my liking so please sprinkle a few fucks and a couple of cunts in there thanks.

Happy Earth Day everyone! To celebrate I give you this photo of some fascinating flowers that suddenly appeared in my garden this afternoon.

Medical science is amazing! www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

#Wulferhampton This is Staines reservoirs, just south of Heathrow Airport, no?

Fucking hell, living in the countryside is a fucking nightmare for an introvert. People recognise you, want to talk to you, think for some unaccountable reason that you want to interact with them. Just fuck off will you. Take me back to London; millions of interesting people who all left me alone.

Wow. Muting this motherfucker 😂

Fucking hell, remind me not to post anything when the septics are awake. What a bunch of po-faced ninnies. (apologies to the non po-faced citizens e.g. @stlcatfishmike.bsky.social)

Bluesky at its po-faced finest.

Anyone who does that fake throwing a ball for their dog thing... well done, you outsmarted a dog. A dog that loves you and really, really wanted you to throw a ball for them. You should be on some kind of register.

You know how sometimes you'll see a celebrity and you'll think "fucking hell I could have sworn they died"? I just had that moment with Revels. I mean how are they not fucking dead? I'll bet 90% of the population hates at least 1 thing per pack, so who buys them on that basis? LET THEM GO.

Have now turned half of the wax into furniture polish. Will make some hand balm with the rest, or perhaps a diorama of Napoleon's first personal defeat; Aspern-Essling, the first attempted bridge-crossing of the Danube in the 1809 campaign. Or a candle.

My lovely beekeeping mentor gave me a bucket of incredibly gross-smelling comb. It was mostly brace comb (in crude terms; honeycomb where the beekeeper does not want it). It smelled of rotting corpse. I have turned this into beeswax. I will be making furniture wax with it. Description in alt text.

Sorry to impose on your evening, but I'd like to carry out a bit of impromptu market research here. Would any of you be interested in watching several large, highly trained and hungry Malinois in a fight with Elon Musk? If there's enough interest I think I can set this up. Thank you.

Mrs P's latest rescue hedgehog to be released here. Some people question the ecological validity of rescuing hedgehogs, and perhaps they have a point. I, however, like to think of it as balancing out -- on a karmic level -- my hobby of strangling owls.

I really can't keep up. Is the fucking thing open or shut? #StraitOfHormuz

I've migrated to the eurosky.social server from the bsky.social server. Slightly disappointed that my feed isn't now suddenly populated with pictures of people's croissants and poodles and discussing Baudelaire with a Gauloises hanging out of their bouche.

MY DOGS ARE FINE!

So then. I have migrated to Eurosky as you can see by my shiny new European ID johnnynicepainter.eurosky.social.

So apparently yesterday was World Quantum Day¹. Ironically this fact passed me by due to the absolutely fucking tiny amount of publicity it generated. ¹ worldquantumday.org

It's my birthday this Friday (17th) so I thought I'd have a little sale, just because :) From now up until midnight on Sunday (BST) there'll be 17% off all orders, no codes to add, it automatically applies at checkout 🥰 #watercolours #birdart 🪶

I could watch art flowing from the hand of the artists all day and all night. Fuck AI.

Having spent MONTHS looking at very expensive watches deciding which one to buy it occurred to me that a) I cannot afford one and b) the rescue dog is inevitably going to chew it to fuck. So I decided to buy a FUN watch. The chrono will be useful on walks to determine time spent actually walking.

Sometimes being a one woman creative business isn’t all it’s cracked up to be. Today has been one of those days where I haven’t sold anything in my online shop. Have a look at my shop and please repost to spread the word. Thanks. gailmyerscough.co.uk

Without my spectacles I thought this was Phillip Schofield interviewing Rylan. -- American viewers, don't bother Googling those two people. It's really not worth the effort as it will make this post neither funny nor interesting. In fact I have no idea why I bothered.

P.S. I have a working hypothesis that if I include this many swear words in a post then only the BEST people will see it because they don't block swear words 😂

I am spooning this fucking shit directly into my fucking food hole with a fucking spoon. Is it fucking healthy? Is it fucking diabetes friendly? Does it lower fucking cholesterol? If you attempt to answer these questions please see image 2.

What's going on with his hair here? He looks like Wolverine's confused grandfather.

To any Americans making it sound like Vance / Trump were in any way responsible for the outcome of the Hungary election FUCK OFF STOP MAKING EVERYTHING ABOUT YOU. Respectfully.

FUCK YOU FUCK YOUR TEETH FUCK YOUR WIFE'S EYEBROWS AND GIVE HARRY PALMER HIS FUCKING GLASSES BACK inews.co.uk/news/world/i...

We're getting people in Gipton and Harehills active one bike at a time! Working with The Big Bike Fix we've been taking used bikes, giving them a bit of TLC and putting them back into the hands of people ready to put them to use!