Morning. I've come over all Scottish this week.

This is completely insane, lads. It’s not her that’s obsessed with anything, it the tiny gaggle of absolute headbangers who have not stopped screaming at her about it for five years. *You* are the wackos here, not her.

A cheeky morning star

Morning

@andyduchess.bsky.social morning handsome ❤️

Mind blown

This numpty out of all the places he could sit, chooses a strip of toilet paper

David Attenborough has moved into one of my terrariums

@ccshoreditch.bsky.social happy birthday doll

A third of Labour MPs are following JK Rowling on X https://www.thepinknews.com/2026/03/18/labour-jk-rowling-following-on-twitter/

Spring has sprung

Has anyone seen that advert with Joe Marler in tight lycra?

Brutal

I'm a footballer. Told the rest of my team they're rubbish & I don't need them. Just started a game, on my own and am now 35 goals to none against me. Asked for help and my ex team mates have told me to go f*ck myself. Oh, ive already told everyone ive already won the game anyway, so who needs them

Zack Polanski once used a plastic straw

This is how I access bsky

Raging inferno in our living room

Behold. Vegan sticky gingerbread. @nigella.bsky.social

👏👏👏 💕

@triscoe.bsky.social remember this?

Tonight's libation. Mojito

Post a photo to describe how your day is going

Ten years after buying the cat mat, the furry bastard deigns to use it

you, in another decade

Morning

Introverts enjoy company just as much as extroverts do, but they prefer it in smaller doses and with people who make them feel comfortable and safe

Allotment cardio and year 27 of mansplaining

How I arrived in Blue Sky

@beardybloke.bsky.social happy birthday you gorgeous man 😘

Post a pic you took, no context, to bring some Zen to the feed.

No shit sherlock www.theguardian.com/society/2026...

Tonight's cocktail. A rather large white lady. He didn't want to waste the lemon

Tonight's cocktail. A bramble. Cheers

Post a Jedi…wrong answers only:

Post something green

Why I'm proud to be Scottish. Nae parasan

Plant of the day. Oxalis Triangularis

@microbear.bsky.social happy birthday love

post something from the 80's ..

No cheating your last saved picture of a celebrity is your therapist. He looks like he would definitely be able to solve all my problems in this picture.

What’s your sign?

Husband's home made Shaker boxes

Advertise your accent with a gif

When Norfolk Police ask Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor if he has any special dietary requirements whilst in custody:

Fucking hilarious