Of course he would.

The resurrected man shudda been Epstein.

so are we just writing whatever now?

jd vance negotiating with Iran

Might as well call it that. You break it, you own it.

This is typical healthcare in America. Oregon ambulance hits a cyclist. Then they charge him 1,800 for the ride to the hospital. Free Luigi.

If the ballroom and the triumphant arch aren’t bad enough, next up is painting the Executive Office Building white. It will look like a seaside resort.

This is how you do it. #nokings

This is the kind of mass demonstration we need.

“It is clear that not only will the arch block the view that connects the Lincoln Memorial to Arlington Cemetery, it will also frame perfect views of Arlington House, the Greek revival mansion on a hill owned by the slaveholding traitor Robert E. Lee.”

www.washingtonpost.com/style/2026/0...

Trump quote for the ages: “you don’t need a backup plan.”

Julie Brown: Could a former Brazilian model be the whistleblower Melania is afraid of? jkbjournalist.substack.com/p/could-a-fo...

It's been nearly five hours since the president of the United States posted a graphic snuff video of a man beating a woman to death with a hammer and there's no mention of it on the New York Times, Washington Post or CNN websites.

He literally said *yesterday* that he was considering a “joint venture” to help Iran charge people for using the Strait. He said the day before that he didn’t care if they made a little money off of it. Someone give pawpaw his dementia meds.

Cartoonists are chronicling the madness of this moment in real time.

Cartoon by @deadder.bsky.social.

The United States loses yet another war.

It is hard to capture what a sweeping strategic defeat the war in Iran has been for the United States. I’m going to thread here some of the posts today that try to capture those effects. Here’s the first:

THIS SUMS IT UP AS WELL AS ANYONE CAN:

Prime Minister of Spain Pedro Sánchez: “The Government of Spain will not applaud those who set the world on fire just because they show up with a bucket.” 🍿

posting this 'ol thing again for no reason

Seriously, what the fuck is this. This is completely deranged, and anyone who can’t say so is a coward.

A great story by the WSJ about a less-than-mediocre assistant U.S. attorney who has risen fast at the DOJ. www.wsj.com/us-news/law/...

Trump just gave up a lot of classified information in that briefing. To be clear, he’s the president so he can do whatever he wants in that regard, but it’s not very smart.

The Garden of Earthly Delights (detail), by Hieronymus Bosch, 1480-1505, 📸 by @alexbrandon

Today with Trump. Speaking to children at the White House Easter egg event: “How did I do with the voters that do eggs? Did anybody in the egg industry vote for Kamala?” He then added, “A low IQ person. She’s a low IQ person.” aaronparnas.substack.com/p/news-alarm...

Why do people continue to make this argument? It really is useless.

The federal government is posting about “our Savior” and “God’s plan” in a country that was set up with no official religion and has been run that way for 250 years. Extremists hate the idea that America belongs to all of us.

He told us we weren’t going to have to pay for this. ( kinda like the border wall.) share.google/QhIV4pJBnU6m...

When Trump actually gets to correct the New York Times. (Though he is wrong about circulation plummeting. It’s up.)

Seems to me if you think you have divine sanction for your warmongering when it goes badly you have to consider the opposite proposition but they never seem to!

Can you imagine how many people approved it before publishing? Shameful.

While you slept last night: ~100 million birds took to the skies 🐦 The Mid-Atlantic saw heavy traffic moving north/northeast, with migration hotspots from the Southeast to Ohio Valley and Southern Plains. The overnight rush continues this weekend. Details at cwg.live

"Gas station owner Leo Flores said the pump can't actually reach $10." www.nbcbayarea.com/news/califor...

HEADLINE OF THE DAY: 😆 #BuhBYE

Since Liberation Day, a year ago today: * US foreign direct investment is lower * US factories employ 89,000 fewer people * US goods trade deficit is UP 2% @npr.org www.npr.org/2026/04/02/n...

PM of Poland

The White House has removed this video from their social media channels. But not before we could post it.

most helpful summary www.nytimes.com/live/2026/04...

This post is a good example of how major media normalize Trump's erratic conduct and inability to present a coherent explanation of his war strategy--if you can even call it that.

War for two or three more weeks, Trump says. Isn’t that what he has said about delivering a Republican healthcare plan for almost ten years?

Both of Marco Rubio’s parents were born in Cuba. Marco Rubio was born in Miami in 1971, before they became US citizens. He is a US citizen because he was born in the US under birthright citizenship. #Hypocrites

you don’t have to know much world history to look at this map and immediately see why the entire western hemisphere has birthright citizenship

What if the White House ballroom is a metaphor for Iran, tariffs, fiscal policy & the Fed. Bulldoze a treasured national institution before making plans. Hide the rubble. Unveil a grandiose and self-aggrandizing vision. Prevaricate. Squirrel! Dither. Discover it was unconstitutional all along

The great irony of April Fools Day is that it's the only day most people approach the news headlines with the appropriate level of scepticism.

It’s the dog for me

How many people went to post an April Fools joke today, then looked at Trumps latest demented ramblings, and thought fuck it, what’s the point 🤷🏻‍♀️

Lmao the reason this leaked was because he wanted to buy IDEF, a totally illiquid BlackRock fund that trades ~$100k a day, instead of ITA which trades hundred of millions, so he had his brokers call up BlackRock and ask for a direct creation under his name. There’s so many layers of stupidity here.

Birthright Citizenship and the Making of Citizens washingtonmonthly.com/2026/03/31/b...